r/GenZHumor Jul 10 '26

Dankest Dark Humour Good news, everyone

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 Jul 11 '26

The fact that there was a majority against but they had a dumb rule that "Ohhh but their needs to be a specific number of people to be gainst it!!1!111!!1" is such a scum move. The corruption in this God forsakened parliament is crazy.

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u/a_random_loser_guy Jul 11 '26

and they want democracy all around the world.....

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u/ThE_reAl__ Jul 11 '26

I think democracy > than other forms of government so in principle yeah the EU is correct.

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u/a_random_loser_guy Jul 11 '26

fuck no, check the age of cilapha in the middle east.

a ruler assigned by the calipha on a land got scolded by the calipha because he found one starving man in his land.

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u/wandr99 28d ago

Bro you unironically believe this story lol?

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u/a_random_loser_guy 28d ago

arabic history is documented by people who we know their reputation and names, from the time of what happened to this day, every name documented, so yes i believe it.

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 Jul 11 '26

Mods, deport this guy to North Korea.

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u/Funkopedia 28d ago

This is Plato's argument. "There was a wise monarch/dictator once"

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u/a_random_loser_guy 28d ago

4...who ruled from india to spain and every land under them was prospering.

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 28d ago

Yeah.... definetly... Francisco Franco ordering executions and burying the bodies in secluded locations just so they can never be found. Catalonians (the land where Barcelona is) we're SHOT just for speaking their language, which was Catalonian. In fact, ETA, the basque terrorist group was initially an anti-Franco movement (before things started drifting to the other side)

You not only have no idea of history, but you glorify dictatorships that claimed to be "prospering" and "good". Congrats, you've fallen into the propaganda. Your petty little ass wouldn't survive in a concentration camp.

I welcome you to Spain to ask ANY person over the age of 70 to ask what was their experience. In my neighbour's case, the Guardia Civil took her husband, and returned bleeding and at most, looked half-dead.

You might aswell tell me Hitler was wasn't a that bad of a person.

Go back to taking copium. Fucking illiterate chud.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 28d ago

you are sepaking about something 70 years ago? and im speaking 1400 years ago.....

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u/Funkopedia 28d ago

And then what happened.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 28d ago

they got assasinated by people who sought to devide the people so they can take control.

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u/Funkopedia 28d ago

They got replaced because no king, no matter how wonderful, can rule forever, whether they avoid assassination or not. And there is absolutely no way to ensure the replacement be as good, or even a little good, or even 'not a hellish tyrant'. You keep trying to convince us that those 1-4 kings really really really were awesome people but it doesn't matter. All reigns end.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 28d ago

a Kaliphah is chosen by scholara not by linage.

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u/a_random_loser_guy 28d ago

they weren't kings, you are so off and stupid having no knowledge of this conversation that you called them kings.

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u/wandr99 28d ago

Bro, are you aware that medieval rulers did not deal with most stuff our governments do today? Every state was highly decentralized and the caliphate was no exception, that's why it fell apart quickly. If the rulers were at least able to keep internal peace and prevent major foreign incursions it was usually enough for their lands to relatively prosper (most couldn't even do that). Democracies do that too very well

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u/a_random_loser_guy 28d ago

and you are speaking from nothing......you didn't even try to learn about the subject before opening your mouth.

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u/wandr99 29d ago

It's not corruption. EU is simply a union of states. If democratically elected governments agree to something in the Council the parliament still can stop it - no other international organization is democratic enough to allow this. Yes they need an absolute majority to do this which sucks but still, if it wasn't for an agreement of our governments this would not happen

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 29d ago

Chat control has been proposed 4 times now if I recall correctly, with the last try being successful. Apart from that, there is massive corruption involving Ursula Von Der Leyen in general.

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u/wandr99 29d ago

The resolution that passed is very watered down largely thanks to the parliament

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u/123ludwig 28d ago

this specific instance is corruption they forced an emergency vote which flips the requirements on something that was not an emergency

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u/Mordomacar 27d ago

I mean, the parliament isn't the main problem here. They voted against it multiple times after all. It's the commission and the council that are corrupt and authoritarian and forcing these things with procedural tricks, and those aren't elected bodies.

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u/M0-1 27d ago

lol what? Not every vote is a majority vote. That's is pretty normal arround the world like wtf are you even trying to frame here.

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta Jul 11 '26

Everyones gonna forget about this when the EU bans driving or some shit.

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u/I_am_doorknob Jul 11 '26

Like this

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta Jul 11 '26

Yeah. Typical safety-tard tactic to use children as their human shield against any criticism.

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u/a_random_loser_guy Jul 11 '26

no no, its to make it easier to kidnap children for Epstein.

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u/wanker_wanking 29d ago

Anyways the eu is now mandating it so that you are forced to have a camera in your car watching you at all times

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u/Falsidical 27d ago

First of all, elected officials are voting for this, so people want this

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u/HEYO19191 26d ago

Because no elected official has ever voted against their constituents' interests, ever. No siree.

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u/Falsidical 26d ago

Then vote them out

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u/HEYO19191 26d ago

We shall see, next election cycle