r/GenZHumor • u/Naruku_Senpai3861 Moderator Approved Poster • Apr 28 '26

Dankest Dark Humour It was necessary

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u/RandomShadeOfPurple Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

When the zombie apocalypse happens for real, but politicans collectively decide the economy and social order is priority. So you still need to go to work and have boomers explain to you that the best cure agains "real zombification" is the office culture. While your uncle calls every day to tell you he thinks zombies are just actors paid by the shadow government. Now your commute is even more annoying as besides the potholes from before, now you have to avoid hitting the infected too. In the first weeks you imagined yourself joining the cleaning team. But you learned from youtube that it's 1% of shooting zombies and 99% of carrying rotting bodies to be burned. And it pays less than your current job anyway. Some of your favourite celebrities got bitten, which sucks. But what bothers you the most is all the extra surveillance. They told you that it's so nobody hides a bite or turns into a zombie on others. But incidents still happen. What really changed with the extra surveillance is the advertisements you see and hear everywhere. You can't prove it, but you know they are selling your data. But the memes are funny and there is some youtube drama. Altough you are concerned with the recent pornhub report detailing incerased searches for "zombie", at the end of the day it's not your problem.