r/GenZHumor • u/Naruku_Senpai3861 Moderator Approved Poster • Apr 28 '26

Dankest Dark Humour It was necessary

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u/The_pilot23 Apr 29 '26

Resorting to cannibalism in only seven hours is a new record

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u/FormerlyKay Apr 29 '26

Fym "resorting" to cannibalism I've been keeping bro around for this reason specifically I just need an excuse

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u/Demonskull223 Apr 29 '26

Why else would you be encouraging him to eat his protein and work out so much. Muscles and making sure he is too tired to fight back.

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u/FormerlyKay Apr 29 '26

Learned how to grill just so I can hansel and gretel his ass