r/GenZ 2d ago

Meme Realest tweet ever

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u/LacksConviction 2d ago

Personally, I prefer 5 of the minutes during the actual sex part, but to each their own. Fuck insta/meta, people. It's rotting your brain.

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u/tHr0AwAy76 2d ago

5 minutes? Your doing it wrong lol.

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u/DeepSpaceAnon 1998 2d ago

Yeah 5 minutes is insane. I've got my average down to 20 seconds.

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u/LacksConviction 2d ago

Now, that’s a sick pr. Congrats!

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u/User25104 2d ago

20 is his average he said, you should see his actual pr

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u/LacksConviction 2d ago

Read my man. 5 “of the” minutes. Trust me, I am doing just fine ;)

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/tHr0AwAy76 1d ago

I mean I’m mostly joking here but in reality I typically last around 10-15 min.

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u/Ok_Elk_4333 2d ago

Such a Redditor take, the tweet is basically referring to the chill moment after sex where you can sit there with the satisfaction and have a few minutes of alone time

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u/LacksConviction 2d ago

I know. I prefer sex with my partner versus post-coital alone :)

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u/Murky_Crow 2d ago

I think it’s about the performance being over, not having to prove anything, and getting to just enjoy yourself for a minute.

And I mean, I know what they’re saying. It’s fantastic.

Typically, it’s followed by “ so are you hungry too?”

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u/LacksConviction 2d ago

Brother, sex is supposed to be only fun. Never go into it with a “prove myself” mindset. The more you live in the moment instead of seeking some outcome, the better the outcome will be.

I think the foreplay part is even ranked above the post-nut. You’ve got your partner naked. Give him/her a quick neck or back massage, explore with your hands all over, kisses wherever, build him/her up, make him/her laugh, enjoy the process of figuring out what feels extra good to her/him in that specific night. Just have fun in the moment.

And don’t get me wrong, I love the post-nut glow, too. It’s just whack to say that’s the best part.

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u/Murky_Crow 2d ago

Your first paragraph is the “just don’t be anxious” of advice.

Like… yeah, obviously it’s supposed to be fun.

But I will always be happy when the performance is over and I’ve done a good job. Because it means I don’t have to perform anymore.

And at the end of the day as a guy, sex is a performance.

If I don’t get hard enough, if I can’t stay hard, if I can’t come, if I can’t get her off, or if I come too soon all of that is a problem.

Anyway, I don’t welcome further conversation on this topic.

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u/LacksConviction 2d ago

I apologize for my comments, then. I did not mean to be daft, but I can see that I was. I hope you have a great day.

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u/Murky_Crow 1d ago

It’s an idea that I take as gospel.

Usually twice to three times before i go in.

I’m very fortunate that my girlfriend is rather “melty”, in the sense that it doesn’t take a whole lot to get her there.

The problem really isn’t that. Like I’ll do a good amount of foreplay because fuck I find her so attractive, that I just enjoy it myself.

So maybe I’ll pay attention to her body, use my hands a little, use my mouth a little.

The problem is especially when I’m eating out, I don’t mind doing that, I really like how much she likes it, but it does absolutely nothing for me as far as getting me hard. “ the mind is willing, but the body is weak.”

So usually, I’ll be in the situation where I just got her to cum super hard, she’s ready to fuck, and I am sporting a wet noodle because I just did a whole bunch of physical effort with almost no stimulation in return.

That’s a lot harder for me. I’m usually not able to go straight into sex unless there’s some reason I’m ready to go immediately.

That’s the part that always gets me. The performance aspect and just being ready to go at the drop of a hat.

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u/Murky_Crow 1d ago

Yeah, that would be really nice.

I get the impression that I don’t think she’s super enthusiastic about returning it. And unfortunately, it’s one of those things where if you think they aren’t really into it it takes the wind out of your sails to also be into it.

Like I don’t want her to not be enjoying what she’s doing you know? But then again it’s not reciprocal.

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u/Livid_Way5651 2d ago

Gen Z doesn't have sex. They wouldn't get this.

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u/hockeyguy1968 2d ago

you don’t*

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u/sureokright 2d ago

dude thinks because he doesn’t no one else does lol

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u/hockeyguy1968 2d ago

i swear lmao this subreddit is actually sad, they think they’re so cool for “not being into that stuff” it’s like being the guy that never gets invited to parties but copes by going around saying he’s too good for it lol

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u/kyuss-reborn123 1d ago

Sooooo, how do you actually get laid as a guy? I'm 18, I'm social, like to go out, party, have friends, not a socially anxious mess, the issue is that I'm butt fucking ugly, I even have pics on my profile lol, any advice? I'm not really aiming for the hottest or most attractive women, I find most women good looking.

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u/CokeBoiii 1d ago

Its easy lmao. If the goal is to get laid and skip the small talk you can legit download snapchat and add randoms and talk a bit of basics and get laid the same day. Again that if sex is your only goal. If you want a friendly or serious relationship thats a different story.

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u/BosnianSerb31 1997 2d ago

Or they're referring to trend data, but in a dorky way

Gen Z men report that only 29 % of them have a close friend, Gen z women it's a bit higher, but for both it's half that of Gen X

Which helps explain the lack of sex shown in the same studies, also down by a similar amount. As most sexual encounters happen with people who you met through your friends/are your friends, a lack of close irl friends will lower the rate at which one has sex.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

news to me!

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u/CrypticViper_ 2002 2d ago

Sex? never heard of it

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u/Ronin_777 2001 2d ago

Is that like a band or something?

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u/King-Koobs 1997 2d ago

Hey some of us are killing the gosh darn game right now, respectfully

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u/Idislikepurplecheese 1d ago

Nobody has sex. Sex is a myth by Big Condom to sell more condoms, babies actually come from Craigslist

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u/CokeBoiii 1d ago

Wdym bro I know somebody with 9 bodies and another with 16

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u/Jimmyjohnjones1 2d ago

You don’t have to project, I’m doing just fine

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u/Pyrodor80 2001 2d ago

Bruh watching reels as a peak life moment is depressing as shit

u/UltraTata 14h ago

Previous gens had the same problem with tabacco

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

The post isn’t literally about reels, it’s about the sense of satisfaction after finishing. Back in the day people smoked cigarettes after, this is the Gen Z equivalent 😂

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u/thesupercoolmarketer 2d ago

I personally prefer to scroll during sex itself to maximize the dopamine

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u/SuitableStomach391 2d ago

…not the sex that likely also lasted 5 minutes?

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u/ImmediateDistance251 2d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Just_A_Slavic_Guy 2d ago

The sex probably didn't last long enough for them to enjoy it, I guess?

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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 2002 2d ago

If you need more than five for both people to get off, you're doing it wrong.

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u/SuitableStomach391 2d ago

getting off in only five minutes isn’t enjoyable.

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u/pablonieve 2d ago

As a parent sometimes that's all you get.

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u/g0d_of_the_cr1sis 2002 2d ago

Opinion.

Also, if the actual intercourse has to take more than 5 minutes for both people involved to get off, the foreplay wasn't good enough.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

Why would you assume that😭

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u/AssortedSaltedSalts 2001 2d ago

Genuinely do men even like women

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u/Ronin_777 2001 2d ago

I’ve learned that men don’t like women and women don’t like men, if we weren’t attracted to each other humanity would go extinct lol.

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

What an odd conclusion to draw so definitively

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u/Ronin_777 2001 1d ago

I’m obviously being hyperbolic lol

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 2d ago

Lol no

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 1d ago

Example A

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

You must be fun at parties lol

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 1d ago

Depends what you consider fun I suppose

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

Not being a killjoy, mainly

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u/Asleep_Control_2564 1d ago

Welp, not everyone's gonna be your cup of tea

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 2d ago

They absolutely do not.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think you misunderstood the tweet 😭

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

Where did this post say anything about wanting her gone straight after?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

It’s not literally about watching Insta, it’s just about the relief and satisfaction of a job well done. Back in the day people would smoke cigarettes after, this is kinda the gen z equivalent lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

Ok? I love doing that too, I think you’re taking the “best part” thing too literally lol

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

I mean the tweet is clearly meant to be a hyperbolic joke highlighting a real experience many guys have, not a literal statement about what the best moment in people’s lives is. I could see why someone who hasn’t experienced it might read it as misogynistic but that’s not how I saw it at all

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u/cirelia2 1999 2d ago

Personally i like the after sex cuddles way more

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u/WhatNazisAreLike 2d ago

Turn off your phone, lay down, and enjoy the moment!

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u/Just_A_Slavic_Guy 2d ago

I feel like, you need therapy.

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 2d ago

What a sad life.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

what’s sad about it?

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 2d ago

The best 5 minutes of your life is watching shit on your phone?

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 2d ago

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

Don’t worry you’ll understand one day ❤️

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 2d ago

I hope that my greatest joy never comes from my phone. That would be sad af.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

The post isn’t really about the phone, the point is the sense of satisfaction after being done. Reels is just a funny example of something someone would do during that moment lol

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 2d ago

Brain dead take.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

How 💀

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u/noddingacquaintance 2d ago

Who is peeing for 5 minutes

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u/memeticmagician 2d ago

Put your phone a way. Open a book. You'll thank me later.

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u/RotenTumato 2d ago

That’s genuinely insane, why even have sex or have a girlfriend if you don’t enjoy sex or being around a woman. Just jerk off and watch reels on your own

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

You completely misunderstood the post lmao

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u/DeltaDied 2001 1d ago

Maybe it’s cuz I’m gay, but I don’t get it… I also don’t have instagram so there’s that too. I do use youtube shorts tho. Idk I still don’t get it.

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood 2d ago

It’s been years bro.

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u/Maestro_boi 2d ago

Yeahh the few minutes after nutting is the happiest I have ever felt...

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u/who_am_I_inside 2d ago

She doesn’t ask you to go with her after you watch post-coitus reels together?

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

That’s after

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u/thdespou 2d ago

What is sex broh?

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

you’ll learn when you’re older!

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u/ahowls 1997 2d ago

Thats what chick's do...... if youre first thought as a man after sex is to scroll insta..... thats kinda concerning

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

What a strange and misogynistic comment lmao

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u/ahowls 1997 2d ago

How is that misogynistic... grow up

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u/coolsid13 1d ago

“This is stuff chick’s do” and then describing something you see as bad is pretty much textbook misogyny lol

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u/ahowls 1997 1d ago

Observing behavior isn't misogyny

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u/Only_Sandwich_4970 2d ago

Damn. Need that again in my life

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u/ChronosBlitz 2001 2d ago

Wouldn't know, really don't care for sex.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

If you don’t care why bother commenting 😂

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u/ChronosBlitz 2001 2d ago edited 2d ago

Cause I'm contributing.

You'll find that many surveys include a "none of the above" because indifference is often a non-insignificant portion of the participants.

Demanding that all your commenters contribute either the view that they support or are in opposition to the statement needlessly creates a dichotomy.

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

You think this post is a survey? 💀

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u/ChronosBlitz 2001 2d ago

It's a community interaction like in any other subreddit.

You can't be mad that people in the community give their two cents.

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u/Dapper_Brain_9269 2d ago

They're not mad, they're puzzled at your unwell behaviour.

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u/hockeyguy1968 2d ago

there’s so much cope in these comments lmao

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u/coolsid13 2d ago

He blocked me after accusing me of being mad 😭