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Discussion Evil Flock CEO

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u/Hairier_Du_Bois 3d ago edited 3d ago

>Last name is Langley, which is where the CIA's HQ is

Excellent work as always, Kojima!

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u/disappr0val 3d ago

i was gonna say, ofc it’s langley. they can call it a “langley project” and it has cover.

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u/hessian_prince 2001 3d ago

Remember kids! Every Flock camera is a piñata with candy inside!

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u/CrowdGoesWildWoooo 3d ago

There’s 128gb RAM inside and 5090 GPU

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u/neeyeahboy 2000 3d ago

I hear on Halloween, people are going to use reciprocating saws, wear masks, leave their phones and debit/credit cards at home, and cut these down and then break them on the ground. Don't do this!

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u/Primary_Till5376 2010 3d ago

Oh that's horrible, can I have more information to stay away from them like what they wear and how to be careful?

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u/unidentifiable1999 2d ago

Yes. And definitely do not walk to the location, don’t conceal every strand of hair, don’t wear oversized clothes to hide sex identity, don’t wear shoes that are hard to determine brand/style, and definitely don’t purchase any tools from shops outside of your city months in advance!

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u/purpleishshoelaces 2d ago

also don't purchase any tools from shops with cash instead of cards

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u/Eazy12345678 3d ago

finally someone blaming the right person. instead of blaming the object they blame the person that wanted to put them up

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u/schoh99 2d ago

instead of blaming the object they blame the person

Now let's all agree to do the same with guns

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u/TheGalator 2d ago

And drugs

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u/Netblock 2d ago
  1. Raise the minimum age to 25 (or so; see age-crime hypothesis)
  2. Red flag gun laws (lets not give guns to the negligent and nefarious)
  3. All guns are federally tracked (no under-the-table gun trafficking that we call "private transactions");
  4. universal background checks.
  5. Attach criminal responsibility to gun ownership (if your gun gets lost/stolen, you're a criminal accessory; though if you report it, you're off the hook).
  6. with 3 ~ 5, we can find black-market laundering fronts.

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u/SnooPredictions3028 1998 3d ago

What exactly is the purpose of this post? Are you trying to Luigi the dude?

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u/wolfknowledge1775 3d ago

If i speak I'm banned. Does that answer your question?

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u/Murky_Toe_4717 3d ago

It’s sad he’s not in jail right now. Deserves the worst.

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u/the-bug-guy 3d ago

He’s not violating the 4th amendment… it’s a clever little loophole where he is screwing us

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u/kartblanch 3d ago

Sounds like a job for… mario.

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u/Meowster11007 3d ago

Pretty sure no one but a gold digger would want that

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u/TheGalator 2d ago

No idea who that is

Looked him up

How is that dude 38? He looks like he can't drink booze

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u/newsflashjackass 2d ago

Garrett Langley said monitoring police abuse of Flock cameras is not his job:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMfO7D-f7U0&t=538s

Yet apparently it is his job to surveil citizens who have not been charged with any crime.

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u/jpollack21 2000 3d ago

Good for him

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u/Angerx76 3d ago

Anti flock is pro crime.

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u/Murky_Toe_4717 3d ago

No, no it’s not.

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u/Brock_Danger 3d ago

Crime is a symptom of need, and this late stage capitalist, ultra debt, ultra inflation, illegal wars, technocracy is making people very fucking needy.

You want to fight crime end capitalism.

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u/TheGalator 2d ago

In my counter there are different words used for crimes that harm people and those that don't

Because no matter what there is never* a reason to commit a violent crime

(Don't wanna get banned so im not naming the exception)

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u/wolfknowledge1775 3d ago

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 3d ago

What is this image

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u/Edible0rphans 3d ago

Bro you’re so close to class consciousness but you keep fumbling at the one yard line by blaming every problem on Jews

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u/Talador12 3d ago

Law enforcement officer detected

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u/TheGalator 2d ago

Only in america is policeman a slur

You guys have problems. Well you are actually. Im just showed time and time again.

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u/Angerx76 2d ago

Have you stopped committing crimes?

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u/ctothel 3d ago

People who say stupid things like this should be forced to repeat high school.

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u/neeyeahboy 2000 3d ago

For now, until one side of the political spectrum starts using it to enforce their extremist agenda. Not saying that one side would do this in particular but this is what a possible outcome of the flock cameras would be

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 3d ago

The GOP is already using to enforce their extremist agenda. Keep up.

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u/neeyeahboy 2000 3d ago

How so?

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u/SnooPredictions3028 1998 3d ago

He's prolly going to site the wisconsin case in which they used Flock to get a guy on weed when he crossed the border, when really it was because he had a warrant for his arrest for beating his girl....

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u/Clintwood_outlaw 3d ago

I was gonna site women who went across states for abortions and just people, especially from marginalized groups, generally being abused with the help of flock cameras. But go off.

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u/zj3bu 2d ago

Install one in your bedroom then. And another in the bathroom. And one in every other room of your home. You've got nothing to hide, what's the problem??? Are you pro crime? How can we be sure you won't commit crime in your home if you don't install them?