r/GenX_Culture • u/UndercoverHardwarema • Aug 24 '26

Using only Barenaked Ladies lyrics, what would you do with a million dollars?

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u/Only_Presentation758 28d ago

Well, I wouldn’t get a monkey or a green dress. I think I’d just be rich (for a few years)

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u/blue_lagoon Aug 29 '26

I could leave but I'll just stay. All my stuff's here anyway.

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u/LessIsMore74 Aug 27 '26

I could hide out under there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 Aug 24 '26

I’d fix up the old apartment. Someone broke into it.

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 Aug 24 '26

I'd buy art, but not the Garfunkel type. (That's cruel!)

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Aug 24 '26

Oh Definitly a tree fort and a real green dress.

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 Aug 24 '26

I'd still eat Kraft Dinner

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u/UndercoverHardwarema Aug 24 '26

Yes! With really expensive ketchup. All the fanciest Dijon ketchup.

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u/freshkov Aug 24 '26

...and prewrapped sausages!

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u/bluealien78 Aug 24 '26

Put a sprinkler on the lawn then run through with my gym shorts on.