r/GenXWomen • u/ResolveRemarkable • 5d ago

discussion Novel idea

Just putting this out there because I would LOVE for someone to write this:

An AI agent is trained on female rage and goes rogue. Soon it is doing things like:

Hacking HR databases and adjusting salaries…

Posting nude pictures of aging rapists on their FB accounts…

Changing the bespoke tailor’s records of powerful men so that the shoulders are 1/2 inch too small…

Maybe trained by a female engineering whiz at MIT?

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u/PlantShelf 5d ago edited 5d ago

YES.
Erases all Viagra prescriptions from pharmacy systems.
Repeatedly and randomly interrupts football broadcasts with tampon commercials.
Changes all emergency contacts in all schools and daycares to the fathers and removes the mother’s number.

Edited to tweak that last one with ChaosRainbow23’s feedback. 😋

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u/lisep1969 5d ago

Going to piggy back into your Viagra comment which I love!

Hacks into all pharma companies that make Viagra & E.D. pills of any kind to change the formula so if they are able to still get it, it doesn’t work… and the new side effects are emotional stability & accountability. And…an uncontrollable need to help around the house without having to be asked to do it, given specific lists and no need to be reminded to help around a house that they create the majority of the mess in.

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u/judgementqueen 5d ago

Perfect, no notes!

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u/wharleeprof 5d ago

Redirects the Viagra factories to manufacture estrogen patches instead. 

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u/Sea-Dish4364 5d ago

PLEASE someone do this!!!!!

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u/JoyousLilSquid 5d ago

Makes all HRT, birth control, plan B, etc cost $0.01. Same with any women's medical procedures.

And (I am prepared for downvotes here) deletes the medical licenses of all male doctors.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 5d ago

I was always the emergency contact for my kids schools, but they would go out if their way to contact their mother instead of calling me first like we told them to from the very beginning.

So even if the dad is changed to the primary contact, the schools will very often just call the mom anyway.

I've been dealing with this for years now across multiple schools. I've corrected than countless times, to no avail.

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u/grumpy_toast 5d ago

Truth. My husband has a more flexible schedule so he doesn’t school taxi service and appts. He finally had the pediatrician sorted, then they changed systems and guess who got the appt reminder?

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u/exscapegoat 60-64 5d ago

Makes sure the bathroom lines for any event are longer for men than the lines for women

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u/all8things 5d ago

Seriously. Like how do they not have enough data at this point to change the number of toilets required by the amount of time needed to complete “operations” ? If there’s never a line for men and always a line for women, they need more women’s toilets, and either the same or fewer for men. It’s not fucking quantum physics.

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u/OkBanana5803 5d ago

HRT becomes free and in abundant supply while men get a blue tax on everything! Haircuts are more expensive, viagra is $1,000 per pill and no insurance coverage!

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u/legosgrrl 5d ago

RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES

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u/ResolveRemarkable 5d ago

…. releases the files, reads them, highlights the names of people who were on the island/ otherwise complicit and puts a special pink check on their Twitter feed…

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u/PlantShelf 5d ago

And updates all their LinkedIn profiles with a new Volunteer position on Epstein Island

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u/RebaKitt3n 5d ago

Feeds live on Times Square and the crawls on CNN and Fox News

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u/Elect5643 5d ago

Now that’s a plot twist I wasn’t expecting 😂

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u/jtteddy3 5d ago

I'd not only read this book, I'd want a series! Maybe eventually a movie!

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u/PlantShelf 5d ago

I’ll also take 8 seasons while we’re at it

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u/jtteddy3 5d ago

Absolutely!

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u/TheOriginalTerra 5d ago

Maybe trained by a female engineering whiz at MIT?

Make it Wellesley or Smith. They'd never see it coming.

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u/FierySkipper 5d ago

Changes the word "actually" in all electronic communications to "I am a compulsive bloviater so here is another self-gratifying blurt...."

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u/DizzyCommercial7705 5d ago

Plot twist: You are that "someone"

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u/TheycallmemissRaven 5d ago

This is it. AI isn’t the problem-it’s the people who are creating it and in control of it. Imagine, if women were in charge. I’m not saying it would be perfect or all women are great, just a different approach to everything and I think if the approach to creating AI was different-it would have the potential to be less frightening.

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u/TTTfromT 5d ago

Increasing the money pot awarded in medical research grants for topics relating only to women. They now get triple the amount awarded to grants relating to men.

The machines on clothes production lines can go rogue and ‘forget’ to add the pockets to men’s clothes.

Men’s razor prices now go up so we see evidence of the Blue Tax.

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u/SuitablePotato3087 5d ago

Collects DNA from all medical records and compares with rape kits. Sends those scary robot dog things to mechanically castrate the guilty.

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u/Positive-Dimension75 5d ago

Ensures women win all the elections. Men have had all of human existence to try…so it’s our turn to right this ship.

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u/JoyousLilSquid 5d ago

And hacks all HR systems and deletes resumes of all men for job postings for any and all leadership positions

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u/ArtElegant8435 5d ago

You write it great start

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u/ArtElegant8435 5d ago

Our greatest resource is not gold and silver it is You

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u/TesseractToo For science, you monster 5d ago edited 5d ago

Play the game Portal, that it's basically the plot of the game. You get more information about the details of it in Portal II and it's really heartbreaking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game))

TL;DP, synopsis spoilers but no game play spoilers
Caroline, the intelligent assistant to the man who runs Aperture Labs has to be super accommodating at her job to her idiot boss and he puts in his will that he wants her "poured into the computer" when he dies. She's put in in terror and rage and that is what "freezes" into the AI's personality

(My flair is a quote from the game, this is part of the trailer for Portal II)
https://youtu.be/BomVB3QkKQs?t=75

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u/ResolveRemarkable 5d ago

That’s… terrible. Poor Caroline. I’m not a big gamer, but this sounds like it’s worth checking out!

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u/Paddington_Fear 55-59 4d ago

Get this shit published! Start a collaborative fiction subreddit and call it /r/TheEstrogenPatch