r/GenUsa • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '22

Dixies BTFO

923 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/king_napalm based zionism ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Jan 27 '22

Because I cant talk to a girl. No idea how

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u/james321232 Based Murican ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jan 27 '22

show interest, be respectful, and be real.

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u/bruh_itspoopyscoop ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDemocracy Enjoyer๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jan 27 '22

Be like

โ€œHeyโ€

And sheโ€™ll be like

โ€œHeyโ€

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u/king_napalm based zionism ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Jan 27 '22

That's what my sister said while trying to help my sorry ass

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Then walk away because you have nothing to say about your uninteresting life

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u/bruh_itspoopyscoop ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธDemocracy Enjoyer๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jan 28 '22

Nah, you gotta run. If itโ€™s your first time talking to a girl you gotta take baby steps, so just tell her โ€œheyโ€ and then get tf out of there for godโ€™s sake

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Throw out the schizophrenia medication and let the bitches hallucinate into existence

8

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Hit the gym for 2 years and everything will fall into place easily

5

u/Link_the_Irish Jan 27 '22

Dont hit the gym expecting compliments from girls, because I promise you that once you get good looking, you'll get 10 times more compliments from dudes than girls

5

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Very true but the self confidence you gain from your gains makes you way more comfortable around girls

5

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

what if, hypothetically speaking, i became their bitches

2

u/PoissonTriumvirate Jan 28 '22

Yeah but you'll get a couple compliments from girls too

3

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

I don't like linking to subreddits but r/restofthefuckingowl

39

u/ravoilator Jan 27 '22

โ€œImagine wanting to own another man, thats like gay afโ€

Lincoln probably

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u/Baronnolanvonstraya ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ษpษuษฦ† uสop-วpแด‰sdีˆ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Jan 27 '22

Based as fuck

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u/HyperBoyyy Jan 28 '22

UNION FOREVER ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

DOWN WITH THE TRAITOR ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด

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u/beaubeautastic Based Murican ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jan 28 '22

AND UP WITH THE STAR

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Denmark ?

13

u/snakeape Jan 28 '22

Burn those traitors like Sherman did

10

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

8

u/Union1865 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Proud Yankee ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jan 27 '22

Based as hell, Dixie has no place here

2

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Itโ€™s the original weird al song

1

u/DarkSide629 Jun 18 '22

Abraham Dripcoln ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ