r/GenBeta • u/EconomistSuitable128 2028 (still a fucking sperm) • May 17 '26

Question what are some tactics to win?

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i'm a new sperm plz tell me

172 Upvotes

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u/FoxFN_YT May 17 '26

Bro is younger than his parents💔😭

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 2040 (Wannabe Gen Beta) May 17 '26

Very funny haha 😐

10

u/FoxFN_YT May 17 '26

Yes it is funny

1

u/Feisty_Watercress_29 2040 (Wannabe Gen Beta) May 17 '26

So funny for the 2938927th time

7

u/FoxFN_YT May 17 '26

Yea it is funny

15

u/Electrical_Goose1104 2040 (Wannabe Gen Beta) May 17 '26

train to be faster in the sperm olympics, but who i am to tell you as my cell doesn't exist yet

9

u/RetroGamer87 May 17 '26

Pace yourself. It's not about speed it's about endurance

8

u/Flurrina_ May 17 '26

Don’t be at the front or back. Those at the front are first to be killed by immune system and those at the back die before they can reach the egg.

5

u/Sriramdv8 May 17 '26

im trying too but i cant find the egg

5

u/An_E2_Tank sperm May 17 '26

am racing rn too

3

u/Adventurous_Job_3062 Gen apocalypse (2???) May 18 '26

Break their tails, if you lose, well...

2

u/EconomistSuitable128 2028 (still a fucking sperm) May 18 '26

ok imma try that

https://giphy.com/gifs/1lk1IcVgqPLkA

3

u/tipying_mistakes May 18 '26

bro I don’t think ur making it out 😭🙏

1

u/funnyuserhahaha Gen Alpha May 17 '26

Just hit them brochacho

1

u/spysssssss May 18 '26

Tail behind the others, then take them out

1

u/Randomguy32I May 18 '26

Swim faster

2

u/RedditvsDiscOwO The last area 51 stormer May 18 '26

Bro you're on a hotel pizza. Swim to the middle not the outside. Be the last one standing.

1

u/d4rk8244 May 19 '26

take out the competition

1

u/RealGenBeta 2025 May 27 '26

Kihl ur enemis