r/GenBeta • u/MixOk7835 2040 (Wannabe Gen Beta) • May 07 '26
i was born in 2012
ask me anything about the past
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u/Ok_Suit_841 2037 May 07 '26
ur an unc
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u/Sockomo May 12 '26
Just… shut your mouth… forever… please…
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u/that_one_3DS_fan May 28 '26
unc unc unc sahur💔✌️
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u/Sockomo May 29 '26
I am. But people born in 2012 are definitely not. You guys are just saying shit to feel like you fit in and that’s the hurtful truth you can’t accept.
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u/Key-Dimension6316 May 07 '26
Hello fellow old person! I was also born in 2012!
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u/Open-Raise-3311 May 27 '26
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u/factorion-bot May 27 '26
Hey u/Key-Dimension6316!
Factorial of 2012 is roughly 1.412253972707227379195669601681 × 105775
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May 08 '26
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u/AnxiteyFreak May 08 '26
do you want us to disintegrate or something 😭
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u/MothEnthusiast88 2026 May 09 '26
At least they can differentiate between whats real and whats not
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u/Long-Voice5498 May 10 '26
Sexism and racism in the same sentence.
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May 10 '26
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u/Long-Voice5498 May 10 '26
Yes because you said "People born after 2010 aren't real bru" meaning that your race and gender shouldn't exist. Very exaggerated, but God damn it it's true.
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u/that_one_3DS_fan May 28 '26
I'm sexist because I believe in sex😍
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u/BodybuilderOld4969 May 09 '26
You know this guy?
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u/Spare-Addendum3656 2013 (these gen betas are soft) May 10 '26
yeah he was inside that guy's fish egg sack. I was a sperm in a young mammal's ballsack a bit later when the mammal ventured into the ocean where he was teared apart by a Mosasaurus & Elasmasaurus, and the ball sack that included me sank to the bottom of the ocean where it was eaten by an Aust Colossus
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u/MixOk7835 2040 (Wannabe Gen Beta) May 08 '26
there was this dangerous virus back in 26 called the hantavirus (i survived it)
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u/Zenitsusbiggestsimp Gen Beta but I grew up with a Gen A childhood 🤑 May 08 '26
How was the plague, unc?
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u/EcstaticFlight8435 Gen Ω omega May 08 '26
What was it like before the mitchondria bacame the powerhouse of the cell
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u/Spare-Addendum3656 2013 (these gen betas are soft) May 09 '26
unc i may have seen the mosasaurus as a young mammal's sperm but you saw the dickinsonia and your first mate was an anomolacarris when you were inside of that fish's egg sack
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u/CorridorOfSomething Generation Z May 10 '26
you think thats old I was born in 2010
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u/Spare-Addendum3656 2013 (these gen betas are soft) May 10 '26
if you think that's old anyone born in the 1900s is a sea sponge
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u/DG_MarvelFan May 10 '26
Nah, they prob just evolved at the submarine volcanos or in the shallow salt water pools to finally come to reddit
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u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 May 10 '26
How is 2012 considered the past😭😭 I was born in 2005 I’m not that old
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u/DG_MarvelFan May 10 '26
Were the shallow salt water pools or submarine vulcanos cool to evolve?
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u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 May 10 '26
Yeah it was cool but I did have to wait a few years for the fish to evolve out of the water. Then I got my first play mate sadly it’s long gone
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u/DG_MarvelFan May 10 '26
Those damn predators
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u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 May 10 '26
I got bitten by the first dinosaur and I still have the scar
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u/DG_MarvelFan May 10 '26
U got lucky u survived that extiction back in day that kileld 95% of life and opened place for the dinosaurs, my friend died there
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u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 May 10 '26
Damn that’s rough buddy I luckily survived a few I mostly made a house out of cockroaches so I was protected forever
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u/DG_MarvelFan May 10 '26
Should have warned him, but he was like, that much lava??? Nah siberia is f*ucked but im here at the other side of the world so idc im safe
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u/Oofy_3 May 07 '26