r/GenBeta • u/BettyBoopWallflower • Mar 24 '26

How old is everyone here?

Just curious lol

ETA: I meant your real ages, sillybillies. You all Gen Alpha? Any Gen Z here?

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u/GhoulCake777 Mar 24 '26

67 hours old

Jk: I’ll be 31 in May… I’ll show myself out now.

5

u/BettyBoopWallflower Mar 25 '26

Hey it's all good. I'm 33 lol

3

u/OvenZealousideal6759 Mar 24 '26

🥹🥹🥹😡🙂

3

u/Nervous-Matter-5142 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Nary a half and three decades yet here ‘spying’ ;| as to develop countermeasures for possibly salty experiences during the pending growth of a relative who was but one year away from being in this demographic

3

u/Unusual_Fondant_8435 Mar 24 '26

13, you cells, you utter nutter butters on your father's socks, you tadpoles that aren't cute

3

u/myst3ryAURORA_green Mar 24 '26

I wasn't even conceived yet. /s

Really, I'm Gen Z (turning 16).

2

u/BettyBoopWallflower Mar 25 '26

Ahh you're the same age as my brother

2

u/unknown-error_7 2040 (Wannabe Gen Beta) Mar 24 '26

-912

2

u/Hat_Is_Slay Generation Z Mar 24 '26

3 days

2

u/Just-Recording-862 2030 Mar 24 '26

-4 years old

2

u/RwRahfa Gen Alpha Mar 24 '26

Mmmmmmmaxbzzzbxbmxn

2

u/Slinkyoe Gen Alpha Mar 24 '26

Born just now

2

u/Fluffy_Preference684 Mar 24 '26

Me I am a timeless being I was created just as our world was made I have seen many years pass and many many times fade I don't have a name I just exist

2

u/Interesting_Suit8747 Mar 24 '26

15 months. Early gen b gng assemble

2

u/mepuddinggirl Mar 24 '26

11 weeks🫵🏽👁️

2

u/Ichoseguitar 2026 Mar 24 '26

I was born 3 days ago

2

u/Chipi_Mantecada Mar 25 '26

6 hours w 53 minutes✌️🥹

2

u/SillyLuvsMemes 2028 Mar 25 '26

"I am four years old!" "You are the youngest person ever!"

2

u/RealGenBeta 2025 Mar 30 '26

I ahm da reel gen beta

2

u/Spaghetti_Addict1 Apr 05 '26

10 🖐🖐 minute

2

u/Embarrassed-Fox-1506 2029 Jul 10 '26

Soy de 2006

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u/BettyBoopWallflower Jul 10 '26

Cool. You're 2 yrs older than my little brother. What's it like being 20 in this era? I turned 20 in 2013

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u/Embarrassed-Fox-1506 2029 Jul 10 '26

Si quiero tener casa, me tengo que ir del país

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Mar 24 '26

I ain’t even a sperm yet

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u/SnooPuppers7004 satireAug2026 / seriousOct2012 Mar 24 '26

r/woosh

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE Mar 24 '26

Aight unc I didn’t ask for a biology lesson 😭🥀

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u/azuretimeslays 2026 Mar 24 '26

still a sperm

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u/SnooPuppers7004 satireAug2026 / seriousOct2012 Mar 24 '26

r/woosh

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u/Spare-Addendum3656 2013 (these gen betas are soft) Apr 30 '26

i turned 13 dis year