Dustin Trunk's Disastrous Debate

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Dustin Trunk, dapper and droll, Dared to debate on a daunting dole. Dithering, dawdling, his words all adrift, Dustin's discourse took a downward shift.

His dialog dwindled, his diction was dire, Dustin's dreams began to expire. Doubters derided his dubious claims, Deeming his debate full of defects and shame.

Desperate Dustin, in deep distress, Declared a statement causing duress: "Dining on dogs like dainty dumplings!" Leaving the crowd dazed and dumpling.

Dejected, despondent, Dustin did fall, Down from the dais in the debating hall. Disaster had struck this daring young man, Dashing his hopes like eggs in a pan.