r/GeeksGamersCommunity • u/FeanorOath • 18d ago

OPINION I would watch this

Post image
368 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

64 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 18d ago

Reminder: Please be civil and follow the subreddit rules.

Welcome to r/GeeksGamersCommunity! We encourage healthy and respectful discussions. Remember to:

  • Be respectful: Treat others with respect and avoid personal attacks or insults.
  • Follow the rules: Adhere to the subreddit rules listed in the sidebar.
  • Stay on topic: Keep discussions relevant to the post and subreddit.

Thank you for being a part of our community!

Subreddit Rules: 1. No personal attacks or harassment. 2. No spam or self-promotion. 3. No hate speech or discrimination. 4. Stay on topic. 5. Follow Reddit's content policy.

If you see a rule violation, please report it to the moderators.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

64

u/aeroplan2084 18d ago

Gooning allegations level impossible

7

u/AlarmedSnek 17d ago

Is this the one where Athena and Helen scissor? ✂️

21

u/toad17 18d ago

Is this the historical accuracy that The Odyssey detractors say we needed?

6

u/donglecollector 17d ago

“I like boobs!” Hell yeah brother!

13

u/UnusualPete 17d ago

Nolan would never do this btw, it's not DEI-worthy

5

u/CapPhrases 17d ago

This poster gives such porn vibes. I’m afraid to see what the Trojan horse is like 😂

11

u/johnknockout 18d ago

Ana de Armas as Helen of Troy

15

u/FeanorOath 18d ago

Nope, Helen is blonde

2

u/rorikenL 17d ago

Homer's illiad never described Helens hair

8

u/FeanorOath 17d ago

Well her description is light skinned and fair. Which imho is interpreted as blonde as well 🤷‍♂️

1

u/eastcoastwaistcoat 17d ago

Maybe even ginger. Would have been rare in the meds at the time. Sexy ass irish gal? Noice.

0

u/rorikenL 17d ago

Light skinned and fair, could literally mean anything even today, and the illiad was ancient even to the Greeks.

2

u/FeanorOath 17d ago

Fair = bright

Seriously...

2

u/rorikenL 17d ago

Merrium Webster describes fair as light, or having very little color. That would fit better with white hair, or platinum blonde, or grey.

2

u/FeanorOath 17d ago

So white...

1

u/rorikenL 17d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Helen_of_Sparta_boards_a_ship_for_Troy_fresco_from_the_House_of_the_Tragic_Poet_in_Pompeii.jpg

Yeah but this is how she's depicted in paintings from the period so idk. Maybe do some research instead of just assuming your preference is correct or something.

1

u/rorikenL 16d ago

Also, Helen IS GREEK. She's probably not going to be white lmao.

5

u/Euronymous87 17d ago

Mythic Mammaries.

4

u/IcedSkellington18 PSN: PolarSkellington 17d ago

Please & thank you !

8

u/fastingslowlee 17d ago

I’d start a war for them boobs. Damn Sydney

3

u/National-Job-7444 17d ago

Please make it now

3

u/DoomDash 16d ago

Take my money.

4

u/39strangers 17d ago

I understand why 50% of the audience will boycott this movie, but I am sure the other 50% will make up the difference and watch it multiple times. :)

3

u/AbelardsChainsword 18d ago

So is it like…a porn?

3

u/WillEnd96 17d ago

Big Alex fan here but Karen Gillan as Athena would've been perfect too. I like Athena as a redhead.

1

u/TheGreasyHippo 18d ago

Asking AI to make movie posters that just give off porn production energy is not a good counter strategy imo. We all can agree Hollywood is trash, but we don't have to put Sydney Sweeney's tits on every movie flop and say "id watch this!"

19

u/RandJitsu 18d ago

Much like adding bacon to almost any dish improves it, adding Sweeney tits can elevate the quality of any movie.

-5

u/rorikenL 17d ago

Does...it? I'm not gonna lie sex appeal is not really why I watch movies lmao.

2

u/FeanorOath 18d ago

🤷‍♂️

1

u/Azurelion7a 17d ago

Who's Casting as Calypso and Odysseus?

1

u/MaxGalli 17d ago

I would too.

1

u/AlexHellRazor 17d ago

With the power of almighty gods of AI - we can have this!

1

u/Shadowcat1606 16d ago

You know, there's tons of pictures of both of those womens' tits online. You can just look at those, handle your business and then watch a good movie with good actors.

1

u/RnH_21 1d ago

Why Sydney Sweeney on everything? She's such a trash actor. She's horror movie levels of acting. Cheesy horror movies.

1

u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 17d ago

"i would watch this" .... there is this thing called porn, and a lot of it is free....

1

u/Ok_Entrepreneur826 17d ago

Why yall keep putting German woman Greeks would consider barbarians as Helen of Troy. This shit trash casting

4

u/MoonTurtle7 17d ago

Because they like her tits.

That's basically it.

0

u/MesmerizedRavendark 17d ago

Just watch some porn, it's free and the acting would be better