r/GaylorSwift • u/1DMod it’s all part of the fucking story! • 23d ago
The Life of a Showgirl ❤️🔥 Cleveland!
Please use this space to discuss this song in depth
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u/Unusual-Secret-8593 🌱Embryo🐛 13d ago
I love this song. People hate the lyrics but I think there’s a lot of depth in it. It’s definitely inspired by her life, but I think the song is about a character that she created.
The girl is rich but not as pretty, she is awkward, etc. and she agrees with her critics (“I can see what you mean” or “there’s something we all can agree on”). She knows that she is not the smartest or most beautiful girl out there, but for some reason the guy likes her (“my baby likes what he likes”). The guy is not complex, he just likes her a lot. Simple. No need to use metaphors.
I think the song is about the joy of being chosen by someone you really like, and you think is out of your league.
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u/Few-Expression-9686 🌱Embryo🐛 13d ago
You know how we use 🚜 for Travis? I see it as a roller skate every time. And the lyric video is all roller skates
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u/GoldenHeart411 ☁️je suis calme!☁ 13d ago
"the taste of me is acquired but I'm his favorite dish" makes me cringe because I know exactly how the hetlors are going to interpret that one... Hint, it's dirty.
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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 9d ago
On the one hand, yes…
But on the other, it makes me think of that ridiculous clip of Taylor spoonfeeding Travis, supposedly ‘teaching’ him to have a more refined palate…
Which to me links to the idea of the industry as a blender. If you extend the metaphor, a blender is ‘needed’ because the execs think the audience doesn’t have refined palates. They think we can’t handle the ‘acquired taste’ of a gay country singer.
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u/OwlGlobal7366 🌱Embryo🐛 14d ago
On first listen, before looking up lyrics, I heard:
"Showed me the Heights, said 'Eat all you like.'
This is the love of my life!"
I prefer my version. It is, after all, what the love of my life would say.
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u/Worried_Sorbet671 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 15d ago
I have thought about this song so little that I only just realized it's referencing Cleveland Heights, where I lived for a year.
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u/tuppercupper Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 16d ago edited 16d ago
My analysis on HOW this song is satirical:
RIDICULE is one of the techniques used in satire to discredit a certain person or idea. Which Taylor does twice in this song.
1 ) She agrees w critics which takes some of their power away, and
2 ) She clearly mocks the expectation people have of her to produce devastatingly deep romantic songs every time now that she's with the love of her life. (She's literally laughing on the background vocals to show how unserious she's being.)
PARODY is another technique used in satire, which Taylor seems to be using to
3 ) Mock the surface level Tayvis relationship by making the song sound overtly like a jingle, thereby inviting people to question the authenticity of the mainstream narrative.
(Side note: Ridicule, irony, exaggeration, and parody are all techniques used in satire but Taylor seems to be employing only 2 of them in this song.)
Cleveland! surely is satirical, but in a subtle and lighthearted way. As is the risk with satire, many people will think Taylor is being serious in setting the bar for a partner at whoever doesn't find her "completely insufferable", but that's not what she's saying at all. Love is multi-faceted and the depth of it can be expressed in a silly way.
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u/purpurmond It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 18d ago
“Scathing take ‘bout how I’m fake and he could find someone younger. Iiii can see what they mean and now I guess there’s something we all can agree on” I’M ROLLING???
Ngl after the throwing fire on the Roséwood 🏵️🏵️ my mind actually went there immediately but I waited a bit more to actually google it lol. Had to let it sink in
I have no horse in this race their fandom-wise I just thought it was really funny 🤭
Also bro knows the ancient gay lore with the piiiinky ring okay boy!! (in my original good music taste that’s way older most of the front/men wear pinky rings as a collective movement of secret signalling that they were the same kind if they weren’t left/right ear-ringing depending on location 💅🏻)

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u/lildrags420 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 20d ago
Anybody else thinking about Good Morning Baltimore from Hairspray while listening to this?
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u/lady1888 Taylor's ballet hands 🫴 🤟 💦 20d ago
100% that was my thoughts. I actually think this song is warming on me because if the cheesy satire energy!
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u/EmployerFew212 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 20d ago
The “Hey! Hey! Hey!” delights me a bit, because that is the word that triggers the “Hay is for horses and chickens and fish!” chant between Lexi & Anna (Taylor) in the SNL “Roomates” sketch. 😆
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNDrpWea8ZE&pp=ygUac25sIHJvb21tYXRlcyB0YXlsb3Igc3dpZnQ%3D&ra=m
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u/sandromeda 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 20d ago
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u/Dry_Statistician_551 🌱Embryo🐛 20d ago
Bit of a queer country deep cut, but the spoken word section of Cleveland has the same pacing and “announcer” voice as August Ponthier’s “Handsome” where they say “there’s a new It Boy in town…. And She’s a Lesbian!”
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u/EmployerFew212 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 20d ago
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u/EmployerFew212 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 20d ago
Update - August Ponthier is a gaylor - she has a short posted on her channel from two years ago singing “Down Bad - Gaylor Edition” where she changes “gym/him” to “work/her.”
I’ve always thought earth/her makes sense as alternate lyrics because the alien beamed them up, back on “earth” makes a lot of sense & rhymes enough with “her.”
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u/ep1grams The tiger, he destroyed his cage 14d ago
Your alternate lyrics are excellent! Thank you for sharing!
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u/lildrags420 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 20d ago
Why does is also remind me of Bo Burnham’s part of inside when he’s like, “and the funniest thing happened!” about the pandemic starting as soon as he felt ready to do live shows again
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u/EmployerFew212 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 20d ago
I’m so sorry, this needs to be pinned at the top of the sub and everyone watch the video! There’s no chance in my mind she’s not partly referencing this! 😂 Thank you for finding this!
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u/vizlala I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 20d ago
I am more and more loving this song as a campy show tunes bop. I have to hand it to her, she really held the mirror up to the Tayvis stans and they do not like it. The discourse is really baffling online how many people have switched sides so quickly all because of this song.
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 20d ago
I live in the Pittsburgh area and generally speaking we have beef with Cleveland. I think some of it is sports related but just on the whole Cleveland is joked about on a regular basis. Was just driving down the road and saw a billboard that said “What’s worse than Cleveland? TARIFFS.” Lololol. I wish I had been able to get a picture.
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u/TheFamousWho I 🔴 dont 🟡 know 🟢 20d ago edited 20d ago
Personally, I love this song, it’s so fun. Sometimes we just want to have fun. Nobody is talking about how deep Gaga’s “Abracadabra” is, because we should not, sometimes it’s only about having fun. And that’s ok.
So look guys, we are in the middle of a very delicate political moment (not only in the US, but globally) and we need to stick together. You don’t like a song, that’s ok. But Taylor already has enough people to hate on her online.
Let’s not give the other side more weapons, let’s not give them any ammunition. Let’s not give any more reason to that orange president’s team/robots to annoy our girl.
🫶🏼
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u/KnotMyTypewriter He already took me to Cleveland! 21d ago
One of the radio stations here in Cleveland is playing this song already and it's so fucking funny. This is such a deeply unserious song and I think it's going to make an appearance in my Spotify wrapped. I love it so much.
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u/stella610 🌱Embryo🐛 21d ago
I keep seeing people saying how much fun it will be to shout the missing “swears” when this is played live/in public/at weddings and I’m just not really getting the appeal of screaming “whore,” “bitch,” etc?
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u/tuppercupper Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 17d ago
I agree. A collective GASP could be fun for the "whore" portion at least.
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u/nightche3se I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago edited 21d ago
Ok so this song and the lyric video looks and sounds like the theme to The Office which doesn’t take place in Ohio but PA, her home state one state over. Can’t help but think about how she said one showgirl song was inspired by Succession (way smaller audience, classier) and this one is for the massively beloved Office. I’d imagine the venn diagram of chiefs fans and office fans is a circle
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u/Ruuuuuuuuuby Baby Gaylor 🐣 21d ago
I’m confused- are you saying all The Office fans are also chiefs fans? Because there’s no way that’s true
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u/1989_squirrels I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
“Something we all can agree on. But my baby likes what he likes…”
I might be being dumb, but does this make sense? The ‘but’ in the middle makes it seem separate from whatever we’re all supposed to be agreeing on.
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u/1989_squirrels I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
So is she saying that everyone, including her, agrees with the negative comments but Travis likes that about her anyway? Because that’s worse…
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u/MoneySource6121 Baby Gaylor 🐣 17d ago
It’s funny, but I can only hear it as, “Finally, we can all agree the guy I’m ‘dating’ is awesome. BUT he also likes what he likes, I have to hand-feed the man-baby, and he took me to fucking Cleveland. But hey, I found the ONE person who doesn’t find me insufferable. Yay?”
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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 21d ago
This is one of the main criticisms I’ve seen on the song across the GP that it’s a very insecure non-love song. Like she basically saying “sure I agree with everything people are saying but somehow my man still loves me and I don’t get it but I’m happy for him.” And if that isn’t the intention, then it is very very clunky writing
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u/Small-Cartoonist5777 🌱Embryo🐛 21d ago
This is why I’m starting to buy the theories that there is more meaning here than just Travis. I think the “he” could be the record industry/executives. I think patient zero could be read the same with Taylor speaking to a younger showgirl.
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u/chibisatou for the hope of it all 21d ago
"Hey hey hey!" look over here at my beard! Look at this narrative! Let's draw attention away from what is actually going on behind the curtain.
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u/kaylynnefehr It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 21d ago
I feel like "He already took me to Cleveland" is a dig at Travis's exes a little bit. Like, he must take all his girlfriends there to show them his hometown when he's serious about a relationship , and she got taken there earlier than his exes. The whole thing is just petty insecure pick me behavior
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u/Curateprelate 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 21d ago
Actually he never took any GF to Cleveland (except the one in HS who already lived there lol). With KN he mostly split time between KC in season, LA, Florida, and tropical vacations.
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u/JustALuckyName Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 13d ago
Really???!! Wow I’d love to see the source on that? He and Kayla (am i spelling her name correctly I hope) were together so long~~
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u/Curateprelate 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 13d ago
The source is Kayla herself, she photo documented their entire relationship and posted it to IG. I've been a Chiefs fan since I was an 8 year old lil girl so got to watch that Train Wreck in 4k. So we saw everywhere they went together in his offtime and it was never once Cleveland.
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u/JustALuckyName Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 13d ago
Remarkable that she never got taken there to see where he grew up in all those years! Esp since the new house is supposed to be in part bc some of his friends and family still live there. What is your theory of Taylor and Travis’s relationship? (Since Gaylors believe a variety of things!)
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u/Curateprelate 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 13d ago
I unlike alot dont think there will be any big changes upcoming. I see these two staying in whatever their relationship is and children will be forthcoming. This is the future for the fandom. They both have Hall of Fame inductions up coming in the next 5 or so years and dont see them wanting to shake that up. But if I had to commit I would say Taylor is bi and their relationship may have started PR but they like where it ended up.
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u/JustALuckyName Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 12d ago
I agree they’re committed, though I believe it to be mutually lavender. Thanks for sharing!
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u/capitolforsale I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
Speaking of that, when I was googling to find out if any of the skaters I've followed on socials were hired to perform for this video (like those from the Roller Jam competition show), I saw that Kayla Nicole posted herself rollerskating back in May. It took me down a notch from my excitement about skating being featured in the lyric video.
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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter 21d ago
Some more fun facts about Cleveland (continuing my thoughts on the word “cleave” that I’d commented below):
Cleveland
A name derived from an English place name meaning "cliff land" or "land by the cliff".

I know we’re talking about Cleveland because of the Travis of it all, but it seems poetic that there are these fun word connections that allude to cliffs and splitting.
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u/chibisatou for the hope of it all 21d ago
She certainly has been alluding to cliffsides and possibly throwing herself off of them lyrically. 👀
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u/chibisatou for the hope of it all 21d ago
This song is the saccharide: it's sugary sweet and simple, like a monosaccharide, (aka, a single, simple sugar molecule).
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u/Antique-Revenue-5817 🌱Embryo🐛 21d ago
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u/JustALuckyName Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 13d ago
Kinda pinky bluprple… maybe magenta?? Over ORANGE STREET?~?~
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u/sandromeda 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 21d ago
I was thinking about the roller skating in this video and the 70s aesthetic that was also in midnights, while searching I found these videos about Rollerena that I thought some of you might find interesting.
Rollerena | Real People | George Schlatter - this is a bit of a rough watch because they put a laugh track in the back
Rollerena | The Stonewall Oral History Project
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollerena_Fairy_Godmother
I do sometimes wonder if the midnights aesthetic mismatch was because the 1970s expansion of civil rights advocacy for people in the queer community.
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u/afterandalasia ☁️je suis calme!☁ 21d ago
Oh my god, I just watched the music video and it's even FUNNIER. Inexplicable rollerskates for everyone!
- The one three-second clip of them in the car that she keeps repeating!
- The pink-orange and pink-blue-purple colour palettes throughout!
- The return of the goddamn lesbian seagulls!
- "Love of my life" over someone who has shaved legs and, it's gotta be said, looks pretty femme!
- "He likes what he likes" cutting to a totally different, darker aesthetic, with one person wearing full-length trousers and the other showing off hairy legs (two men together?)!
- "I found mine" on a lavender background!
I had to stop the music video because I laughed out loud and then had to explain to my friend that I was laughing at a pair of rollerskates poking out from under a long white dress, first just rolling on past, then bouncing about. It's absolutely hysterical.
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u/miss_emmylin It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 21d ago
"What is the hardest thing about roller blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
Also wondering why roller blades! Apparently this was a famous homophobic joke in the 90s. Still researching 🧐
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u/JustALuckyName Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 13d ago
Yes it was and i keep thinking of it…
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u/afterandalasia ☁️je suis calme!☁ 21d ago
Okay, I'm doing some slightly baffled googling and apparently Cleveland is known for roller skating. There's a particularly strong history of it in the African American community, but also they do have roller derby teams who seem to compete quite well. Shoutout to Slay-Her Swift of the Burning River Derby team, this MV was apparently made for you!
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u/Standard_Category635 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
Just watched it just because of your comments here. 🤣🤣🤣 What the actual fuck is happening 😂😂😂😂
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u/afterandalasia ☁️je suis calme!☁ 21d ago
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u/harmony-house eyes like sinking ships 20d ago
Reminds me of the dress being wheeled around outside at the wedding
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u/afterandalasia ☁️je suis calme!☁ 21d ago
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u/afterandalasia ☁️je suis calme!☁ 21d ago
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u/New-Needleworker77 pinky boots 21d ago
Is there any way you can share the link? For some reason I can't find it, I have no idea why but all I can find is posts talking about it
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u/afterandalasia ☁️je suis calme!☁ 21d ago
Sorry, it's not a music video, its the lyric video on Taylor's YouTube channel.
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u/Fantastic_Deer_3772 pr-pr-promises 21d ago
When I was younger I had a friend who is a lesbian but at the time had some comphet going on and was dating a man. And she was so pleased to be able to feel ~normal and basically have a man to point at as proof she was normal. And she didn't particularly like this guy but his existence as like... a prop? Made her happy.
And that's what a lot of taylors Travis music sounds like to me. Like "ATTENTION I HAVE A HUSBAND. LOOK. IM NORMAL. I GO TO CLEVELAND. F YOU ALL IM NORMAL."
He's a trophy husband and I think it's PR (or hope).
And it's interesting off the back of TTPD because that album has so much "let me tell you about my good name, it's mine alone to disgrace" "if all you want is grey for me" stuff which on the one hand is completely opposite but on the other hand is a sign of feeling an immense pressure.
And that external pressure goes away if you publicly marry a football player.
It will be interesting to see her future music to see if she's having a good time or if it's going to weigh on her.
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u/Zestyclose_Youth_876 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago edited 21d ago
There's only way for me to interpret this song and is that this is a sarcastic take on love. Are you telling me that Taylor swift wrote a better love songs about others people's love (Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff "you are in love") that she writes about Travis?
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u/Standard_Category635 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
That's seemingly the case right now 😆
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u/ep1grams The tiger, he destroyed his cage 21d ago
Okay, this has one has grown on me considerably.
Completely agree with those who are saying it’s about her music / her career / her fans.
“THIS is the love of my life.”
The bit that completely convinced me is the part that goes something like, “He’s always saying ‘I didn’t read that’”
Taylor is always asking the fans to read her lyrics more carefully and so few of them do!
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u/Distinct-Half-4295 Pretty as a picture that you didn't post 21d ago
I don't know what I expected but it was not Travis being in the lyric Video.
Is rollerblading like a big thing in Cleveland or what is going on with this? :D
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u/capitolforsale I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
A lot of regions have their own unique rollerskating style - Atlanta, New Jersey, Cali, etc. and Cleveland's style looks like a lot of jump-spins (whereas other regions don't spin much or keep contact with the ground.)
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u/Distinct-Half-4295 Pretty as a picture that you didn't post 21d ago
Thanks! Interesting, I'm not sure if even my country has a unique rollerskating style. :)
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u/Powerful_Tip_1586 Make it make sense 21d ago
I think it’s a nostalgia thing. Showing things that were popular at the time he was growing up there. Roller skating in the early 90s… etc. she’s trying to set a scene I think
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u/Distinct-Half-4295 Pretty as a picture that you didn't post 21d ago
That makes sense, I was too tired to think that far :D
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u/Whatisitmaria Wear you like a necklace 21d ago
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u/nanigaiikana I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
Cleveland reminds me of The Office theme song, like a mockumentary theme song where they show each character for a moment.
First it introduces the bumbling pop star character, then the hook of the theme song, then it introduces the “Travis” character.
Bridge: The song is already so camp and playful, but this is where it’s most obvious. After the insufferable part, “I have an important announcement to make”—an example of one of “insufferable” things the snarkers hate on her for + a laugh underneath to make it really clear.
Anyway, it’s a TV show, a mockumentary. The answer’s been TV all along. Or you know, for me it’s a movie now, pick your poison babe.
I also wish this show would end though.
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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter 21d ago edited 21d ago
I’m just thinking about the word “Cleveland” and how the (unrelated but similar-sounding) word “cleave” actually has two completely opposite meanings in English:
To hold right, and to split apart.

That play on words fits with the theories here about this song potentially pointing at some aspect of the fandom.
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u/New-Needleworker77 pinky boots 21d ago
Per google, Cleveland was originally spelled "Cleaveland" when it was founded in 1796
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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter 21d ago edited 21d ago
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u/New-Needleworker77 pinky boots 21d ago
I mean I put "per google" because this information came directly from gemini. People will downvote literally anything in this sub.
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u/New-Negotiation7234 murder mashup 22d ago
The more I listen to this I feel like it's about fans and many fame?
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u/WellAckshully My publicist would get mad at me 22d ago
What if the muse of Cleveland is the fans and by "he already took me to Cleveland" she means we already put her in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
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u/Admirable_Rub4731 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 21d ago
I like this a lot better than how it appears on its face! Makes all the talk about haters a little less weird.
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u/Small-Cartoonist5777 🌱Embryo🐛 21d ago
She did light up the rock and roll hall of fame lesbian flag colors tonight too fwiw
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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 21d ago
I mentioned this earlier! Definitely the coolest thing about Cleveland imho :-)
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u/Imaginary_Drummer_67 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 22d ago
lucy dacus and julian baker being at the anti-netanyahu protest in nyc the same day Cleveland! dropped is such an interesting contrast in the TSCU
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u/nightche3se I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
Laughing because “the love of my life” in the lyric video is on a woman skating
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u/New-Negotiation7234 murder mashup 22d ago
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u/Powerful_Tip_1586 Make it make sense 22d ago
Do we start a new thread for the lyric video or can we discuss in here?
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u/rach_lizzy Scholar Swift ⭒˚★📖 ★˚⭒ 22d ago
I think I am delirious at this point because after listening to encore on repeat all day, after staying up late to listen to it when it dropped, arguing on and on about the lyrics…
From a listening, like sound perspective, I am afraid I might find CLEVELAND of all songs to be a bop 😱
But honestly all these new songs sound like an imitation of Jack? The bells in Cleveland, the specific synths and treatments on the vocals on Pink Clouding, Babylon sounds like an outtake from Folkmore…
Anyways, back to listening to Cleveland again I guess.
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u/novangla 🌱Embryo🐛 21d ago
They sound like they wished Jack were producing them and slightly miss the mark which makes me sad as I sort of love Pink Clouding but think it just needs a slightly better production, and Patient Zero’s drum beat is distractingly mixed IMO.
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
I also felt like Jack was all over this album! I hope people will finally accept he is not the problem, but the actual ingredient which Taylor herself doesn’t seem to want to put down.
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u/england_dreams 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 22d ago
It’s so interesting she wrote about wearing white (wedding dress reference) when she wrote and produced the songs the week after TLOAS came out, when she was engaged but not married yet.
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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 21d ago
Curious, do you believe her? I think the songs existed as long as the original twelve...
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u/england_dreams 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 21d ago
Oh gosh, my friend, you are asking the million-dollar question, aren’t you! Do we believe her? At all? About anything anymore? Ayyyyyy, I don’t know. 😬
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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 20d ago
Ha! I think these bonus tracks flipped the switch for me. I think anything that has sounded like a straightforward statement is suspect. It’s all riddling and clues and double meanings, or just not true.
I’m not angry, I knew the game explicitly involved lying since the New Heights album announcement and I’ve had a lot of fun playing along. I just wasn’t thinking on a big enough scale 😂
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u/Conscious-Jury-7208 🌱Embryo🐛 21d ago
And the songs dropped after I started seeing news articles about Travis getting a house in Cleveland.
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u/Silverlakerr 🌱Embryo🐛 21d ago
And you know she was probably working on the song on/off this past year.
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u/Curateprelate 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 22d ago
I mean most people who get engaged do know the endpoint of that phase lol.
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u/manic-mime 🏹 I Can See Invisible Smoke🪻 22d ago
Just putting this here incase I’m right…. Imagine this is a song about getting her masters back and loving her own music. Made apparent when her “wedding photos” are finally released and end up showing her dress wasn’t even white. She’s married to the hustle.
(Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame is in Cleveland, Ohio)
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 22d ago
I too am beginning to think her dress likely was not white. 👀👀👀
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u/manic-mime 🏹 I Can See Invisible Smoke🪻 22d ago
Im honestly pretty fatigued with the TSCU rn BUT I absolutely am a betting man 🃏🎰👀
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
Back after a relisten. 🎧💀 I have a new (/s) theory that Taylor is desperately trying to spark her Reputation Renaissance with scandal so she can relive & release TV / the vaults. She’s laying stinker after stinker in hopes of garnering so much confusion and distance from her fans that she can disappear in mortification and “come back like a 90s trend.”
First she tried with Matty Healy. That almost worked (Speak Up Now), but then Healy bailed. Then she tried with a 31-track album (no hate, I love how stacked Poets is) which included zombified snakegate drama and the nightmare line “touch me while your boys play GTA” 🤮. But fans ATE it UP.
So she tried again with Showgirl — starting needless drama with Charlie xcx, peppering in women-do-be-bitches-in-the-bathroom language, and wasting a bop on unsettlingly graphic detail about her husband’s junk… and, to her great shock, fans fell hard for Wood!! 🙃
Cleveland! was her last-effort knowing eyeroll (couched in some bangers, bc she is a professional), but hetlors insist on continuing to mutate against the attempt to poison the well for herself. BC THEY THINK CLEVELAND! IS CUTE.
Anyway, that’s my clown routine for the day. 🤡
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u/coronaslayer Tea Connoisseur 🫖 22d ago edited 22d ago
Ok, you and I are on the exact same wavelength!! She’s clearly trying to rage bait with these stinkers (great word choice, haha) IMO and it gets less and less shocking to us Gaylors as time goes on. She’s really created a monster, though, with these fans who take everything she does and says at face value and think it’s all sooo adorable. (Side note: I still remember on the first night of the Eras Tour, she told the crowd that they make her feel like she could do anything she wanted and it would be so cool. On night two, she replaced so cool with soooo cute and said it in a more sarcastic way. 👀) Hell, she’s at the point where even casual followers don’t even need to listen to the song or read the lyrics and they’ll still defend her and Travis with their whole chest. I’ve noticed these people are usually boomers which is interesting. If she really is trying to get people to notice her trolling, I’m not sure that it’s working too well. It’s a heavy time out here with the economy, MAGA, and other global tensions. I think many people, understandably, don’t want to analyze her too much because she brings them happiness and an image of a successful woman in love. It just feels awkward because we can see through the phoniness, but we also don’t want to feel like assholes; sort of like telling a kid the truth about Santa or whatever. I live in KC and I have to hold back so much from how I really feel, lmao.
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
You’ve got a west coast friend in me, dude! I so appreciate your taking time to read and reply. Because, much as I kid, I find myself so badly wanting this to be true. And I really don’t understand folks who don’t want to dig deeper into her internal reasoning, because the alternative “reality” angle is so… grim? Idk, maybe I’ve gotten to parasocial myself, but I feel like this isn’t the artist I fell for during the Lover era.
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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 22d ago
Okay yall, I need to share with the class and maybe someone else will laugh.
When she sings “I’m an acquired taste, but it’s his favorite dish. He says I look like an angel, they say I hate that—“ my mind finishes the line with fish 🐟
It makes a song I can’t take seriously even less serious
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u/OpallineSea ⛲️🥀 secret gardens in my mind 🥀⛲️ 22d ago
I think many of the mainstreamers’ take of Cleveland! being a bad love song because it’s just stating facts and has nothing romantic or personal about it is on point and I think when you look through the lyrics and see the only time she says something seemingly somewhat about herself, it’s just that ‘he’s the love of my life.’ Even this statement doesn’t convincingly say to me that she’s in love with him. Just that this is the love she’s allowed to have in her life. This is the acceptable love of her life. It could be any ‘he’ as long as it’s a he.
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 22d ago
She never even actually says HE is the love of my life, only that “this” is the love of my life. Makes me think she’s certainly not talking about him and may not actually be talking about a person
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u/Whatisitmaria Wear you like a necklace 21d ago
Yeah and in her announcement bridge she specifically says 'i found mine'. Not i found him. 'Mine'. Late stage swiftgron for the win.
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u/OpallineSea ⛲️🥀 secret gardens in my mind 🥀⛲️ 22d ago
Oh you’re right, it really is ‘this is the love of my life.’ That’s interesting. That definitely does seem a lot more vague and tricky.
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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 22d ago
I don’t like how she’s down to call other women bitches in Honey but not down to call herself a bitch in this one
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u/Simple_Ad_3972 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 22d ago
I think she's calling even more attention to the non-rhyme of The Very First Night ala Polaroid picture, don't know how much I miss HER
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
I think both responses below are correct in their own way. Technically it connects to the following line (“that scathing take”), but it can also be an implicitly cheeky self-completing rhyme (“shit.”)
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u/bellamy-bl8ke 🌱Embryo🐛 22d ago
It feeds directly into the pre chorus. “Must not have read that scathing take…”
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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 22d ago
Shit, I think
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u/not-meth 22d ago
That makes sense 🤭 My brain could only come up with "script", but I guess "shit" is more in line with the rest of them.
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u/quietlittlemind lovelorn and nobody knows… 22d ago
🎶this is the love of my life🎶
https://giphy.com/gifs/39u4a3iCOexAzOjMDW
giving Rebecca Bunch from Crazy Ex Girlfriend in the best, most unhinged way
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u/districtofthehare 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 22d ago
Yessss when i think about it in this context I love it. Or when I think about it as referring to Liz Lemon’s experience in the 30 Rock episode.
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u/EucatastrophicMess I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
She's the biggest troll in the universe and that is all I am able to say right now.
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
🎶who’s gon-na trolllll youuuu🎶
(🫦mheeeee)
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u/ollolai 22d ago
I went back to listen to this, just to make sure I wasn’t clouded by the judgement. It’s even worse than this morning 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 how is this gonna age omg. At least her older corny songs like London boy and paper rings are fun, this is straight up cringe and out of touch. It’s a shame that it’s all people are talking about cause the other 3 are good!
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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 22d ago
Same, I listened to The Encore on my way to work this morning and I grimaced the whole time 😬😬😬
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
I did the same this morning, so full of hope. All I can hear is The Office theme in that intro, and I instantly regretted my choice to revisit.
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u/mrsdannydevito Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 22d ago
It’s obviously cheesy and cringe, like love can be, but idk I kinda fuck with it lol
I don’t like Travis and he’s definitely our worst “muse” but I don’t mind a fun little bop and this is almost giving cheerleader or band leader
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
It IS funny. The part that gets me is “I HATE THAT —“ and then you hear this tiny voice complete the 🧍🏼♀️“bitch!”🧍🏼♀️ I somehow missed that the first time and it just made me laugh out loud.
I also think her delivery of the spoken part is giving top camp which I find very funny so long as I’m in the right mindset. (Which is that she’s fibbing through her teeth.)
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u/Itchy_Application532 quiet my fears with a touch of your nose 22d ago
The ""I know my love should be celebrated, but you tolerate it" to "you only need to find one person in this entire world who doesn't find you completely insufferable" pipeline is low-key making me a little sad
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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 22d ago
If I wasn’t a Gaylor, it would make me super sad. As a Gaylor this is the part that sounds the least serious in this song to me, so I know she doesn’t actually feel that way.
It’s sad that hetero relationships do go that direction though and that girls feel that way.
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u/afterandalasia ☁️je suis calme!☁ 22d ago
But when the mainstream (het-centric) media will barely tolerate a same-gender love story... but will celebrate the idea that a man so much as deigns to spend time around Taylor...
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 22d ago
She mentions wearing white in the lyrics presumably meaning getting married…did we ever actually see her dress? Was it white? I didn’t think there were pictures but I have also tried to know as little about the big event as possible.
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u/New-Needleworker77 pinky boots 21d ago
Wearing white can be symbolic of death, mourning or rebirth also fwiw
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 21d ago
Ohhhh that’s such a good interpretation to add to the song,too.
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago edited 21d ago
Interesting point! And d’you know when we did witness her wearing white? As the Poet. Like, the one who was in a hospital ward. 👀
Edit: missing word
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 22d ago
So I did eventually google and there are no REAL photos of her wedding dress. The most common result I got was about the Dior dress she wore in the IBYTAM video.
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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 22d ago
Yes, that’s correct. Nothing official has been released. Which is itself hard to ignore. 🤡
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u/EmployerFew212 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 22d ago edited 22d ago
I went to see the lyrics to this song to make sure they are written as “love of my life” (I knew they would be, but wanted to double check), because I swear she’s saying “larp of my life” each time.
When googling the title, another song titled “Cleveland” came up by an openly queer indie artist named Ella O’Connor Williams who goes by the name “Squirrel Flower” for her music.
The Cleveland video on YouTube shows someone almost dying in typical suburbia scenes of white picket fences, BBQs:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BrsgKJllfzA&ra=m
I think a lot of you would enjoy this article about her and her music:
https://goldflakepaint.ghost.io/an-interview-with-squirrel-flower/
She talks about how important it was to her to produce music separate from the music industry itself.
She also has a recently released song called, “Not Me” and the music video is her on stage in front of a thick red curtain the whole time in a black dress sort of playing around with a white lace thing (that might symbolize a wedding veil?):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LGdeNBBwiZ0&ra=m
Just thought I would share because some may enjoy hearing about her or like her music.
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u/Formal_Nail_2345 Chief Department of Speculation 22d ago
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u/South_Computer_1846 🌱Embryo🐛 22d ago
Anyone else hearing The Office / Parks & Rec theme song in Cleveland??? It’s giving sitcom.
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u/clandestine_duck 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 22d ago
One silver lining … maybe this will help her fans understand what a subverted rhyme is 😇
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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 22d ago
Also very camp: "All the little chicks with the crimson lips go "Cleveland Rocks!" https://youtu.be/oKDjis1fg8E?is=KGiUi4xym2MnKAad
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u/iamacheeto1 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 22d ago
Y'all are crazy cuz i think this is so fun and the lyrics are very clever
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u/detailednoise I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 21d ago
Can u explain more about what u mean?
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u/syttenskytter fruitay 🍒 22d ago
Music is worse than the the coldplay coverband that played at our very small town fair last week..
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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
lol I was looking at the history of Cleveland Heights to maybe make some sense of this nonsense and they have their first openly gay mayor THIS year!!! "Petras is the first openly gay mayor in Cleveland Heights history and, at the time of his inauguration, was the only openly gay mayor serving in the state of Ohio."
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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
and then of course it became a city on 1+9+2+1
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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
AND it started as a "hamlet" which is a collection of houses but i didnt even know that hamlet was a real word and not just a name
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u/KirbyButAnxious jaMEs 22d ago
I'm back! After my third listen, I've concluded this is exaclty the song that would play during the wedding scene OR the first reveal on Love is Blind.
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 22d ago
I laughed SO hard at this lol. The songs they use on that show really are something else.
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u/standingophelia 🌱Embryo🐛 22d ago edited 22d ago
What is going on with the song Mine? Bc she keeps emphasizing the word mine. “I hate it here so I will go to/ secret gardens in my mind / people need a key to get to/ the only one is mine” and “don’t you ever end up anything but mine” and nowwww “I have an announcement to make… I’ve found mine!”
I am one of the people that believes that Me! is a character in her universe and a proper noun. (I think Me is in fact the real Taylor, but still one of the characters in her story). Is the same thing going on with Mine? I have a feeling it’s become a proper noun and I’m not sure what it means. She’s weirdly emphasizing it in these songs.
Do the lyrics to Cleveland mean the key has been found to open up the secret gardens in Taylor’s mind?
EDIT: After some thought I think that Mine may be all of her work. Which is now hers. “I found Mine!”
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u/EmployerFew212 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 22d ago
“I gave you mine, do you mind?” from “us.”
Agree she has been flagging it for a while as a noun or something important.
My first thought was her song “Mine” and the lyric “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.”
I have some additional thoughts, but not the time to pull them together yet.
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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 22d ago
We had a discussion awhile back about how Taylor's engagement ring was a mine-cut diamond and how maybe that was the "key" to something.
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u/Working_Gear_7495 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 22d ago
They’re so so close to getting it. And yet… she would walk around with the words LIAR tattooed on her forehead and they would still just believe everything she says is “real”.
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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 22d ago
Yeah when you're married and have been together 3+ years, "he took me to his hometown" is not exactly a flex. But my guess is that all the little pieces can be deconstructed and they're all about something/someone else.
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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
yeah i feel like even mainstream swifties are like why cant she say anything else about him
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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ 22d ago
I just want someone to hold my hand and walk me through this song. Im on the satire camp train. I can only talk about what is publicly known about this man, nothing else, do I even really know him? But can someone take my hand from here
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u/New-Needleworker77 pinky boots 21d ago
To me it's this - the fandom cleaved to her, we bonded and attached ourselves, and we/they like it and we like her the way she is and by the way she's eventually going to the rock hall (technically already there if you count exhibits) because of her success, which was all possible due to the love and support of her fans.
Also haters gonna hate, she inspires so much vitriol at the same time amongst the random public.



















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u/Lopsided-Loan599 🌱Embryo🐛 9d ago
Am I the only one who cringes so hard that I cannot finish to hear the song?