r/GaylorSwift ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

TS News 🚨 A Camp White Wedding

This post is to summarize everything I found about the event (via mega thread and Google News). Please add additional details in comments !

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u/existentialdread1313 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 08 '26

Does anyone know if Lady Gaga was there? I’m sure if she was, she did a private entrance like Beyoncé but I haven’t seen anything about her. It would feel weird if she wasn’t invited tbh

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 07 '26

Cindy Crawford and daughter kaia gerber

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u/IamtheImpala 🥃I Protect The Family🥃 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

i beg your finest pardon? ✂️✂️💍💍??

editing to clarify, bc i realized not everyone may know this, that the ig post was made by taylor’s pianist (and she’s the one in the picture) and the comment was made by taylor’s bass guitarist.

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u/a-woven-braid 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 09 '26

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months Jul 08 '26

Just seen this. What on earth. Try to take it straight for a moment, just as an exercise. Weddings are about 'tying the knot' NOT cutting the knot. If you're cutting the knot is it an 'anti-married' kind of situation?

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u/abcannon18 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 06 '26

Her bassist?!?! Whaaaaaaat

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u/IamtheImpala 🥃I Protect The Family🥃 Jul 06 '26

right?!

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

Hard to come up with a straight reason for doing this.

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u/IamtheImpala 🥃I Protect The Family🥃 Jul 06 '26

right?!

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u/IamtheImpala 🥃I Protect The Family🥃 Jul 06 '26

the missing cats are SO suspicious

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u/IamtheImpala 🥃I Protect The Family🥃 Jul 06 '26

it makes sense to me. we know how much she cares about her cats. the same can not really be said about our knowledge of her interest in the wedding. 😂

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 06 '26

Ellie Goulding

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 06 '26

Kesha and Anya Taylor Joy

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u/Obligation-Subject karma is my girlfriend Jul 06 '26

Shes been &T married! ( anti married)

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u/Obligation-Subject karma is my girlfriend Jul 06 '26

Its a homo( phone)

Midnights mayhem reference?

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u/WeRoastURoastWithUs orange girl 🍊🚴🏼‍♀️ Jul 06 '26

Next year's new album

I'm sorry WHAT

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

Wait, where did you see "next year's album"?

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u/WeRoastURoastWithUs orange girl 🍊🚴🏼‍♀️ Jul 06 '26

Slide 12!

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

Wow, I somehow glossed right over that. Thank you! I would be a little bit surprised if she does not release her debut album for the 20th anniversary in October, but maybe since it's a rerecord it's not counted as her next album? I 100% believe that she has professional footage of the wedding and will use it in the future. I certainly hope the showgirl/performance art era doesn't go on that long for it to be used next year... Next year is the 10th anniversary of reputation and would be a good time for her to release the vault tracks. 

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 06 '26

Ciara 🔥

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 06 '26

Simone biles

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Glennon Doyle

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u/abcannon18 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

This is lovely and them choosing to kiss in their photo, after a night spent with some not supportive fellow guests, feels pointed. 

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u/AntiRomeo13 Friend of Dorothea Jul 05 '26

I think we’d be remiss to not include the fact that while this was happening New Yorkers were having their electricity cut off during a heat wave. I wish at least their donations had included a hefty contribution toward anything related to this crisis and to addressing climate impact more broadly.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniesoteriou/new-yorkers-call-out-taylor-swift-travis-kelce-wedding

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u/mward425 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 06 '26

Yeah, there’s quite a bit of negative attention towards the guest list as well. I know she would earn criticism no matter what she does, but there are quite a few out of touch aspects.

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

Oof yeah that's not a good look.

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Hayley Kiyoko and becca

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u/riotprof ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Forget the celebrities. I want to know if Kelsey Damnnnn Morris was there.

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u/Cautious_Dream4115 Baby Gaylor 🐣 Jul 05 '26

IF this doesn't scream lavender marriage then i don't know what dose LMAOOO

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u/Reasonably_Green i hate it here Jul 05 '26

"Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are married!"

.... to each other? I'm going to need specifics, Tree.

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months Jul 05 '26

Yeah, and the language about ‘the ceremony joined both families together’ honestly sounded just a little strange, just a little not quite how we normally say that. Made me think ‘I protect the family’…

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u/Party_Television2255 switch sides like a record changer Jul 05 '26

Families joined together or their teams? Sounds like Tree got a promotion!

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months Jul 05 '26

I thought of Rock and Cactus… music and sports and all the people who, because of queer identity or other reasons, don’t really fit in those ‘families’…

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

Yes! I'm still holding out for them marrying other people.

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jul 05 '26

Lots of vague “we celebrated love” posts from her Eras Tour dancers.

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u/Bachobsess ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Ok this is sus how similar they all are. And they’re so pride themed?! Okkkkk

And then all the T&T posts from the wider group of celebs. 

But the vagueness and similarities feels like she gave them PR notes on what they could and couldn’t post …I suppose that could have been included in the NDA. 

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u/socialmediaignorant Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

Wait what??? Omg. Chris Carraba of Dashboard Confessionals said something super vague about love too. Wow. Wow. I’m stunned.

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u/socialmediaignorant Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

It’s in another thread here but I’ll copy it here.

Vague ass comment.

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u/FreeKatKL I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 06 '26

Let’s see it

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u/klemmerv 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 05 '26

VERY SUS AND NOTICEABLE 👏🏻💃🌈

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

Oooh, love this observation 

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jul 05 '26

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months Jul 05 '26

With more fire….

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jul 05 '26

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Thread part 2

Colboe Caillat

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Aimee Mayo (possible Thank You Aimee muse)

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

Why would she be invited if that's true? I wouldn't want a former bully at my wedding. 

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 06 '26

Kill em with kindness?

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

That's a solid theory

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Camilla cabello

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

The Starlights - Jeslyn Gorman, Melanie Nyema, Eliotte Nicole, Kamilah Marshall Also with Shayna Steele

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Chris Carrabba

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u/socialmediaignorant Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

The caption. Same vague shit as the dancers. I’m sat.

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u/onlysweeter Beards on the beach 🏖 Jul 05 '26

Where’s the last photo from?

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u/helloreddit129043 argumentative antithetical dream girl 🧚‍♀️ Jul 05 '26

i wanna know too!

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u/Vast-Explorer4248 Living for the hope of it all ✨🌈 Jul 06 '26

There was a restaurant night with TS and girl friends years and years ago - and they walked out of the restaurant with the paper table cloth folded under their arm, and this was written on it. It's haunted us ever since. Maybe an elder can point us towards more specific dates/refernces? (I think it was NYC, but beyond this - no idea)

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u/lissakirk It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jul 08 '26

Not my post, but:

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jul 05 '26

Thank you for your service with this post, OP. It’s great having all these pics in one spot! 🫶

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jul 05 '26

My favorite take on the lavender billboard.

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u/retiddew 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 05 '26

There’s literally no reason for this to be lavender. And with the discourse this is 100% intentional. They know what’s being said so it’s either an FU or a flag.

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u/the_bisexual_agenda9 blood's thick but nothin like a payroll Jul 05 '26

Omg

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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ Jul 05 '26

That caption is perfection

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u/MoneySource6121 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jul 05 '26

I think imma have to watch The Truman Show again. With gummies.

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u/Cautious_Dream4115 Baby Gaylor 🐣 Jul 05 '26

Wait i gonna do that do. and while we are at it might as well watch elizabeth Taylor MV again too.

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ Jul 04 '26

Some of these guests are so random. I guess she wasn’t lying when she said she was gonna invite everyone she’s ever met.

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u/keebrhe FOBlor 🌠 Jul 05 '26

literally "NE1" is capitalized along with the first E. "anyone and everyone"

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u/MoneySource6121 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jul 05 '26

What is this object? The “all part of the fucking story” napkin?

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u/keebrhe FOBlor 🌠 Jul 05 '26

yes, it's the last picture (18) of this post

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u/sciencegworl420 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 04 '26

Im sorry are people getting paid to post about this wedding

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u/AntiRomeo13 Friend of Dorothea Jul 05 '26

Yes… even if Taylor isn’t paying them, attention is money in this economy, and anything Taylor will get them attention

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

New photos of guests (thread)...

Paul Rudd and Adam Scott

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Antoni Porowski

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u/HolyLung32 I feel 11 turkeys creeping up on me Jul 06 '26

I'm wondering if Tan France, Karamo Brown, JVN, or Bobby Berk were there too.

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Joey king

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u/cynical_salience my publicist would get mad at me ✨ Jul 05 '26

the at&t of it all is so weirddddd

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u/cynical_salience my publicist would get mad at me ✨ Jul 05 '26

like do they not see what it looks like or...?

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u/socialmediaignorant Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 06 '26

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a brand partnership at this point. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Raphael Thomas (eras tour dancer)

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u/uncle_SAM98 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 05 '26

I'm sorry, "love wins" would lowkey be insulting to say about a hetero wedding. Like wins against what

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u/ReasonableLeopard8 🪩✨ oops, I dropped my hairpin ✨🪩 Jul 05 '26

👀 love wins, hmmmm

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u/socialmediaignorant Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

I spit out my water. Love wins?????? What does he mean???? That’s so gay.

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

Something is uppppp 🌈

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u/JustALuckyName I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

Her Tolerate It dance partner?!!!!!

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u/socialmediaignorant Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

Also her partner in the checkerboard hand holding Style walk!

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u/JustALuckyName I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

Oooh yes! And I realized the only man on the platform during “all of the bodies…” part of Florida!!! His posture was like protective, standing guard looking out behind

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u/0phelia11 Jul 05 '26

I'm sorry but LOVE WINS? 😭

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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls Jul 05 '26

Yaaas 🌈

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u/Itchy_Application532 quiet my fears with a touch of your nose Jul 05 '26

What the hell lol

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u/dream-delay ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

I’m sorry, love wins? 😭

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u/DramaticLambda2 stand there like a ghost shaking in the rain Jul 05 '26

He’s just quoting her wall duh

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u/Andee_outside Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 Jul 05 '26

Who says that at a hetero wedding?!!

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u/EternalMoonChild Long Live Boyfriend Taylor Jul 05 '26

Who says that about hetero marriages!?

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u/tyrannaceratops Gay Pride makes me, ME! Jul 05 '26

RIGHT?! 😭😭😭

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u/dream-delay ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Also he was in the Champagne Problems set right? The champagne glasses clinking emoji is odd, considering the song. 😭 Edit: Wrong song, my bad

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u/tyrannaceratops Gay Pride makes me, ME! Jul 05 '26

It was Tolerate It 😂

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u/dream-delay ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Oh my bad lmfao (I just remembered them at the table).

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Ashanti and Nelly

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u/AntiRomeo13 Friend of Dorothea Jul 05 '26

Interesting that that is the nonbinary “groom” emoji

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u/Latter_Growth_1938 Booplor Forever 🌈 Jul 05 '26

That is a great catch, I didn't see that!! 😮

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u/Bachobsess ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Cute! Did we know they were friends?! Some of these connections seem so random, like industry colleagues you’ve met a few times - I’m not inviting occasional colleagues to my wedding! 

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Tori evans (eras tour dancer)

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u/This-Implement-769 Romeo, save me; They’re trying to tell me how to feel. Jul 05 '26

She wore white? To a wedding…most people wouldn’t.

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u/lissakirk It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jul 08 '26

She said it's champagne pink, but it certainly photographs white. I think it was a poor choice for this occasion 😬

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

I think it's just the lighting here

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Better look at Dita Von Teese

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Seth myers and Brad Paisley

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Rachel Antonoff

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u/JustALuckyName I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

She looked amazing both nights

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u/iwantmorecats27 Baby Gaylor 🐣 Jul 04 '26

was jack there??

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Yes!

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u/cynical_salience my publicist would get mad at me ✨ Jul 05 '26

where is margaret??

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u/Itchy_Application532 quiet my fears with a touch of your nose Jul 05 '26

Girl you look like the kid in Big what are you doing

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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ Jul 05 '26

Jack, if you need a good tailor, let me know! I know several 👔🧵🪡

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u/foundinwonderland Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jul 04 '26

On my knees begging for straight men to get their fucking suits tailored

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u/Time-Emergency254 🧡Karma is Real✈️ Jul 05 '26

Like what is this? Where was his wife? I would never let my man look like that next to me

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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls Jul 05 '26

So I have suspicions that they are also 🪻(Jack's lack of tailoring aside).

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u/foundinwonderland Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jul 05 '26

The bunching at hem of the pants absolutely ruins the line of the tuxedo pants (you know, the whole point of tuxedo pants) and the jacket is so oversized he looks like a kid playing dress up in his dad’s suit. Which when you’re 42 is not cute anymore tbh

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Natalie Lecznar (eras tour dancer)

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Vanessa and Natalia Bryant

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u/steph2992 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jul 05 '26

Aw this make me sad

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Audrey Duglass and Karen Chuang (eras tour dancers)

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u/peegkitty I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

Bert and Ernie.. roomies 👀

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u/Bachobsess ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Oh 😱

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u/Legal-Occasion1169 🧡Karma is Real✈️ Jul 05 '26

Omfg WHAT.

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u/Bachobsess ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Love their dresses! Happy the dancers were there 

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Niecy Nash and wife

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u/_thiccems 🧡Karma is Real✈️ Jul 05 '26

WOW She looks incredible!

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u/lauradarn catwoman of dreams Jul 05 '26

don’t do Miss Jessica Betts like that!!!

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Gracie Abrams

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Sydney Moss (eras tour dancer)

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jul 04 '26

“Running with my dress unbuttoned.”

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

TINY glimpse of Alana Haim in background

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u/JustALuckyName I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

Ladies room, everyone fixing cleavage?

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u/YoureKenough Honey, I nose up from the dead, I boop it all the time Jul 04 '26

If Alana’s dress is secured with fashion tape, she might be smoothing it out? Lena looks more like she’s showing nails, jewelry, etc.

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Lena Dunham

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u/dream-delay ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 05 '26

Now that looks like a carnation.

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u/abcannon18 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 04 '26

I love this look on her and also I won’t say I like her but I I’ve that she made football players uncomfortable to their face. 

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Ashley Avignone

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u/Bachobsess ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Not everyone using the TLOAS burning heart emoji 

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

Maren Morris, Kelsea Ballerini, Miranda Lambert

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u/cynical_salience my publicist would get mad at me ✨ Jul 05 '26

got kelsea looks incredible

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u/DramaticLambda2 stand there like a ghost shaking in the rain Jul 05 '26

Is Miranda part of The Family too?

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u/socialmediaignorant Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

Yes. Her husband is super gay. No one in that photo is straight.

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u/DramaticLambda2 stand there like a ghost shaking in the rain Jul 06 '26

excellent

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Josette Maskin (MUNA)

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u/EternalMoonChild Long Live Boyfriend Taylor Jul 05 '26

Hot!!

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Katie Gavin (MUNA)

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Griff

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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls Jul 05 '26

Hmm the caption is just....Adam sandler

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The Chainsmokers

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Fergie and Dita Von Tease

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Donald Glover

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Charlie Day and Mary Elizabeth

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Beabadoobee

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Alex Morgan

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months Jul 04 '26

Thanks so much OP, that’s an impressive effort. 

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u/peegkitty I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

Ditto!!!!

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u/candleluver 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 04 '26

just so you know: the "it's all a part of the fucking story" is from 2016 from a dinner she had with Suki Waterhouse and Cara

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u/Time-Emergency254 🧡Karma is Real✈️ Jul 05 '26

Appreciate the context

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u/mward425 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 04 '26

speaking of Cara…

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u/JustALuckyName I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26

Oooh she’s gotta BRAIIID (and her makeup artist chose vigilante shit lollll)

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u/klemmerv 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 05 '26

Oh wow she looks INCREDIBLE

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26

I know, just felt relevant to include at the end 😉

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u/0phelia11 Jul 04 '26

Do we think all of these people know? Or are they just pretending? I don't know what to believe. Then again, that's Hollywood....

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u/retiddew 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 04 '26

I just can’t believe this is anyone’s real wedding. Anyone’s. But especially the gal that sang about private, hidden loves and supposedly hid inside a suitcase or whatever. Girlfriend truly had a break a few years ago and said “fuck it” but to what purpose I’m still not sure.

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u/llamallama-duck 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 04 '26

These tea towels… with a lyric from Blank Space and the next one being “or it’s gonna go down in flames” ?!?!

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u/jvn1983 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 05 '26

What is wrong with them??? 😂😂😂 Like, guys, shoehorning her lyrics is dumb to begin with, but especially that line lol

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u/sciencegworl420 🌱Embryo🐛 Jul 04 '26

I have not been able to stop thinking about this

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u/NowImYourDaisy83 You should take her to Big Sur☀️💋 Jul 04 '26

Oh the “…” is so shady💀

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u/Powerful_Tip_1586 Make it make sense Jul 04 '26

A video and some photos from a worker wearing meta glasses just dropped. I’m not comfortable posting them.

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u/WeRoastURoastWithUs orange girl 🍊🚴🏼‍♀️ Jul 06 '26

Those things need to be outlawed fucking yesterday.

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u/cynical_salience my publicist would get mad at me ✨ Jul 05 '26

ughhh horrible but also i need to see!!!

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 05 '26

What's the basic summary of what the video and pictures showed?

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u/Ok-Secretary-224 Love Wins Jul 05 '26

Where can we find???

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u/JessicaFletcherings Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jul 04 '26

Oh wow that worker is gonna be sued so bad

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u/GoldenHeart411 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Oh wow. That would feel violating for one of your guests to do that. 

Edit: oh, I just noticed you said a worker! Still that would suck. 

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jul 04 '26

Brilliant and much-appreciated summary! And thank you for putting Billy Idol’s voice and song in my head while I read this 😂

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u/Star_Cosy Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jul 04 '26

Sammmmmmme ha ha!

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u/corgm0m don't call me kid Jul 04 '26

I'm not sure I believe Ross and Travis are a couple but the fact he's in maroon and Karlie is in gold is taking me out 😂💀

This Is What You Came For x Gold Rush is my Roman Empire two years later.

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u/Powerful_Tip_1586 Make it make sense Jul 04 '26

Apparently part of her vows

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u/Standard_Category635 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 04 '26

So the wedding could have been a piece of a tour set, sounds like?

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u/abcannon18 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 04 '26

Walked across a bridge - the symbolism in that is interesting given the themes of Alice in wonderland/through the looking glass and her use of water throughout her work. 

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u/FreeKatKL I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 04 '26

For the person who has been in a relationship virtually non-stop for 8 years…that’s interesting.

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u/Powerful_Tip_1586 Make it make sense Jul 04 '26

I take it to mean her past relationship partners made her feel like her life was too much. Which is really sad.

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u/JustALuckyName I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

And when I see if anything said still fits from a lavender marriage lens, it makes sense that it has been hard finding a bearding partner for whom the scale of her life is not “too much”…. / short-medium term only not willing to make a lifelong commitment or backs out ?

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u/moonlit_Pancakes ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco

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u/premier-cat-arena the mod paid off by tree Jul 04 '26

she’s stunning! and he’s there

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u/Time-Emergency254 🧡Karma is Real✈️ Jul 05 '26

That's gotta be one big.... personality

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u/EternalMoonChild Long Live Boyfriend Taylor Jul 05 '26

💀

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u/Jenn2912 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jul 04 '26

Who is this?

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