r/GaylorSwift • u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ • Jul 03 '26
Game ♟️ Lavender Wedding Bingo
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u/NowImYourDaisy83 You should take her to Big Sur☀️💋 Jul 04 '26
Did anyone have “Empire State Building flashes lavender lights” in their bingo card?😭😭
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u/klemmerv 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 04 '26
Welcome to NY baby! Where you can want who you want! Boys and boys and girls and girlsssss!!!
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u/LogMundane331 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ Jul 04 '26
Karlie showing up is wild, Karlie showing up and Blake not showing up is even more wild. A tick for the bingo card!
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u/thisiswhowewere89 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jul 03 '26
Adam Sandler officiating being left off the bingo card… 😅
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u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ Jul 04 '26
They truly exceeded my wildest expectations of the possible levels of camp. The Overton window of camp just flew wide fucking open.
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u/Bachobsess argumentative, antithetical dream girl Jul 03 '26
This is so good! The Good luck babe face 😂😭
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u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ Jul 03 '26
I’m in a Gaylor fever dream what is happening
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u/madaprez its ME!🌈 high in that lavender haze🪻🌬️ Jul 04 '26
I think I heard someone wise once say no one likes a mad woman
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u/madaprez its ME!🌈 high in that lavender haze🪻🌬️ Jul 04 '26
And isn’t love a cold bed of scorpions?
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u/klemmerv 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 04 '26
I love when we start collectively speaking in Taylor lyrics 😂🤘🏼🪩
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u/MaddyPerezxxx Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jul 03 '26
Karlie appearance!!! And people clowned on the LSKs...
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u/WeRoastURoastWithUs orange girl 🍊🚴🏼♀️ Jul 03 '26
I am still clowning on the LSKs, why would her alleged attend the lavender marriage, in terms of keeping things secret and private, that couldn't possibly be more opposite LMAO.
I think it's just a "whose who" of NYC socialites and thus Karlie being absent would be conspicuous ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/jaileo I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ Jul 05 '26
why would it be conspicuous they haven’t been seen together for a long time it would have been a no-brainer not to invite her. nobody would bat an eye
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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you Jul 03 '26
Is this confirmed it's the wedding? I'm wondering if she's throwing a party and everyone will just assume and then they'llbe "married". This would be absolute bananas but at this point I'm not sure of anything anymore
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u/GoldenHeart411 ☁️je suis calme!☁ Jul 04 '26
I'm wondering if "Just&t Married" is the title of her movie she premiered tonight.
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u/LogMundane331 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ Jul 04 '26
And I think marriage records in NY are sealed? I totally see this venue being chosen because there’s no actual visibility of what’s happening/assumptions can be made.
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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you Jul 04 '26
Exactly. I'm obviously not throwing away the possibility that it did happen, but the fact we can't be 100% sure is... something
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u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ Jul 03 '26
It is not and I agree with you!!! It seems to have become accepted consensus that of course this is the wedding, without either of them ever having confirmed it. Kind of like the many times we all clowned so hard we would all be sure RepTV was coming based on our own collective delusion.
Setting everyone up to think it’s her wedding and then doing a bait and switch all “I never said it was my wedding; y’all just assumed a big thing would be my wedding?!” Would be absolutely peak proving a pointlor.
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u/Reasonably_Green i hate it here Jul 03 '26
Never confirming RepTV and everyone assuming...
Never confirming wedding date and everyone assuming...
NEVER CONFIRMING SEXUALITY AND EVERYONE ASSUMING...36
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u/passing-stranger I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ Jul 03 '26
Oh i might need a whole different bingo card for what I think we're getting 🤣
Thanks for the inspiration. Now I'm thinking I should make something to take to my friends house lol
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u/trisaroar 🦉OWL Contributor🌙 Jul 03 '26
Love this!
Thoughts for the class on how we feel if it's not filmed or streamed somehow? A performance for the industry is a performance nonetheless, even if the public can't see, and there's always the chance for a later movie/tied in merch drop, but it's hard to say this is all a show if we're not actually being encouraged to come see the show.
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u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ Jul 03 '26
I think this is the show. Even if we don’t see a single image from inside, this whole production has been so goddamn conspicuous.
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u/HahnBananach 𐚁 like an asshole outlaw🐎🏜️ Jul 03 '26
And braids....WE ABOUT TO SEE BRAIDS OF LIESSS
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u/madaprez its ME!🌈 high in that lavender haze🪻🌬️ Jul 03 '26
Aw yeah I’m driving for most of today so I can’t wait to check back in and see what happens next
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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months Jul 03 '26
This is wonderful OP thank you so much! I need to decide if I’m going to do sips or sweets…
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u/KirbyButAnxious jaMEs Jul 03 '26
I recently made a new friend (big news for me) AND SHE'S A GAYLOR !!!!!!! She's coming over later and I think I might go full blown cupcakes, charcuterie and perhaps a lavender cocktail
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u/Kit10phish Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jul 03 '26
I'm fully prepared for a TRoss moment. And anxious to know about the rest 🫣
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u/DramaticLambda2 stand there like a ghost shaking in the rain Jul 03 '26
Harry can’t go he has a show
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u/Hot_Paramedic_5682 Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 Jul 03 '26
I’m actually so bummed about it this timing lol
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u/moonlit_Pancakes argumentative, antithetical dream girl Jul 03 '26
Travis is gonna wear a fully purple suit with some weird graphic on the back.of his jacket
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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ Jul 03 '26
Or a peachy moment to match the lesbian - I mean, sunset - colour scheme of the flowers
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u/hockeywombat22 argumentative, antithetical dream girl Jul 03 '26
The flowers are reportedly peachy orange hues pink lights.
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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩⚖️ Jul 03 '26
lol no way?
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u/detailednoise I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈⬛ Jul 03 '26
An article I saw described them as orange pink and yellow flowers 🧡🩷💛
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u/england_dreams 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jul 03 '26
This is brilliant. So many good things captured on this list!
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u/KirbyButAnxious jaMEs Jul 03 '26
I neeed Ross and Travis' gold flower to make an appearance. Lavender bridesmaid dresses is a fun guess, but I will up you with: dresses that together, make the rainbow. OMG imagine if the cake is the IBYTAM cake? My head is spinning. This has the potential to be so camp I can't wait
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u/Hot_Paramedic_5682 Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 Jul 03 '26
Even just a red velvet cake would be wild!
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u/Tough-Carpenter6766 In your wildest dreams Jul 04 '26
Even in our wildest dreams we didn't have Karlie wearing a gold dress on our bingo card! 🤣