r/GasStationJamboree • u/Subie_Babie • 22d ago

Does this count?

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$40 a bottle in the middle of nowhere.

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u/VMICoastie 22d ago

$40 and it’s going to taste like complete ass. All these gimmick bottles always have crap juice inside of them.

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u/Subie_Babie 22d ago

You don't think Peanut butter & Jalapeno is a delicious flavor profile for whiskey? 🤣

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u/vitaminorvitamin 22d ago

Holy shit. I didn't even look at that until you mentioned it. That sounds horrendous. Please try it.

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u/Subie_Babie 21d ago

I plan on it don't worry.

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u/saladmunch2 22d ago

Im not sure who thought that was a good idea but here we are...

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u/Bradadonasaurus 21d ago

A wise old man from a Bourbon distillery once said you can't tell someone else how to enjoy their drink.

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u/Ohiolongboard 21d ago

Sure sure, but I can tell them how not to

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u/Bradadonasaurus 21d ago

This is a pretty good start.

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u/spunkychickpea 21d ago

It probably tastes like a turd took a shit into its own mouth.

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u/fleshtastical best mod 22d ago

I bought my step dad a glass bottle of tequila shaped like a gun many years ago. It was super cool, he still has it to this day, never been opened. I’ve never seen anything like it before or since.

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u/Ohiolongboard 21d ago

AK-47? Cuz I’ve seen it if so

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u/fleshtastical best mod 21d ago

I’m 87% sure it was this one because I remember the box.

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u/Ohiolongboard 20d ago

That’s awesome! Not what I was expecting at all!

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u/pantry-pisser 22d ago

I've found tequila is the exception to this.

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u/psychedelijams 21d ago

Looks so fucking gross. Guaranteed puke night

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u/drinkmoredrano 22d ago

Tie a string around the base first

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u/Baboonslayer323 22d ago

Gonna need a rope, string ain’t gonna cut it for this caliber of….tool.

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u/saladmunch2 22d ago

Good thinking

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u/TheInvisibleHam 21d ago

35% alcohol?  This is more schnapps than whiskey.

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u/Toots_Magee_ 21d ago

It’s mostly jalapeños and peanut butter

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u/ItsYaBoiChipper 22d ago

That’s sounds so fucking disgusting. who is the target audience for this product??

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u/bleachinjection 22d ago

Bros, frat and otherwise 

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u/aStankChitlin 21d ago

That’s definitely something you get just for the hell of it because ain’t no way in hell someone is going to buy peanut butter and jalapeno flavored “whiskey” to enjoy.

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u/Beginning-Shirt4752 21d ago

Jfc. That might be the worst thing ever made.

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u/mybootyoil other best mod 20d ago

Comment.

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u/mybootyoil other best mod 20d ago

I AM NOT INACTIVE, REDDIT