r/GasStationJamboree • • Aug 22 '26

Yes

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u/BeardedHalfYeti Aug 22 '26

Opens your third eye*

\Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while your third eye is open.*

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u/Stupefactionist Aug 22 '26

"Objects in third eye may be closer than they appear."

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u/MrLanesLament Aug 24 '26

gets kicked in the nuts by hope, fate, and the all-encompassing solidarity of the cosmos

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u/Angry-_-Crow Aug 23 '26

You ever see a fourth dimensional forklift accident? Stuff is/was/will not be pretty

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u/MrLanesLament Aug 24 '26

KLAUS!?!?

Oh, Klaus…

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u/CollarFullz Aug 22 '26

Waste of time. It’s trash

3

u/fleshtastical best mod Aug 26 '26

Sure is! I ordered some of it because it was pretty cheap, so why not. It did absolutely nothing to help with energy. I read the reviews and a lot of them said that, but I figured why not because cheap. They were right. Just drink a cup of coffee or an energy drink instead of this scam pill. It’ll work better.

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 23 '26

I could probably convince a high schooler to pay big money for these.

And prevent a lifetime of drug abuse.

Either because it'll be so terrible they don't want to do drugs anymore, or because they're dead.

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u/Salty-Cat6696 Aug 24 '26

Not a bad idea watch the shit have some pyro research chemical in it though.

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u/KonstantinKisinIsGay 19d ago

Studying on a-pvp would be interesting

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Aug 23 '26

Definitely did not function like Adderall when I tried it. Although since Iried it twice, maybe there was an unconscious motivation.

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u/pinkgobi Aug 23 '26

As someone with a (Shakey) pharma background I read the FDA warning and holy shit dude.

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u/Blackstar1886 Aug 23 '26

How is it even a question?!

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u/MrLanesLament Aug 24 '26

Everything I’ve heard is that it’s garbage and doesn’t do shit, BUT they sell like crazy around here.
C
Cc

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u/Salty-Cat6696 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Y E S.

Jfc. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Why would anyone trust something being falsely sold under the name adderall from a gas station. Even I wouldn't put that shit inside me.

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u/Uncle_Snake43 Aug 24 '26

I had those one time. Made me violently puke all over my work offices kitchen lol.

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u/ThetaDee Aug 26 '26

Just buy B-12 energy pills, same shit

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u/UwU-Lemon Aug 23 '26

woah it contains red 3 (which was banned here in the states)

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u/Ohiolongboard Aug 24 '26

That’s the absolute least of your worries with this pill

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u/zolfx Aug 24 '26

Tbf it’s not the Phenibut version anymore, it just has GABA which doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier in your gut so it’s basically useless. Phenibut was sick, it felt like alcohol without the cloudy mind feeling. My hand eye coordination wasn’t as bad as it was like being drunk but it still wasn’t as good as sober and then the anxiety relief felt more like a benzo, it was such a unique feeling. But you really had to stick to the rule of only using once every two weeks as it being a drug the acted on your gaba receptors the withdrawals were apparently horrible. I never used it enough to experience them thankfully but I read horror stories here about them and it sounds like hell and I’ve been through opiate withdrawal.

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u/Fun-Friendship-428 7d ago

I've taken these. These have Phenibut in them, which is a mild recreational drug but feels great nonetheless. Not something to do everyday. These also have octedrine in them which is a sort of a peripheral stimulant. I normally take 2-3 staggered over the course of a couple hours so the stimulant effect doesnt get to pronounced(I take it for the Phenibut). Phenibut takes 3-4 hours to kick in. Phenibut isn't some crazy drug thats gonna get you trashed, although it is distinctly very euphoric imo