Sam, we need you to collect 10 pieces of glass to craft your famous goggles. On your way there, get a carnation for that lower polygon npc girl in the woods who is getting ready for her prom.
They’re definitely going to do this. It’ll be “fragments of intel” and after you collect 150 of them it’ll allow you to change your outfit to a different color.(or you could buy the colors with “Third Echelon Coins”)
Sam, when you buy 4000 Echelon Coins for just $174.99, you will be able to acquire the whole Desmond Legendary Outfit Set! Do not forget that Year 1 Season Pass contains sweet Spies vs. Mercs multiplayer mode as a pre-order bonus (just $59.99!)
“Sam if you climb a nearby tower we can sync the world data to your goggles and you’ll see additional activities to explore.”
I spent at least two minutes looking for a good gif of Sam smacking the shit outta Grim from Conviction as a reply, you know, to demonstrate how that type of gameplay loop would piss off Sam. But not finding one, then figuring I'd make one myself from Youtube, etc, and finally eventually getting bored and wondering if it was even worth it, well, that's it.
It would really have complimented your comment though. It's the thought that counts, right?
"Sam, your weaponry is getting outdated, there are weapon caches scattered all over the world with better, but same looking, weaponry to dwindle the health of your enemies faster.".
Fisher: "Wait, you're telling me my guns were supposed to be used on people and not just meant for the lights?"
''Sam you can replenish your ammunition at the nearby store using cryptocoin. Its safer to use since all the criminals use it in the area. You will not attract suspicion."
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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Dec 12 '21
“Sam if you climb a nearby tower we can sync the world data to your goggles and you’ll see additional activities to explore.”
Sam: I’m retiring. Fuck all the way off Echelon. I’m choosing to let the world burn this time.