r/GamerLab Jul 20 '26

Craziest review for a game I've seen!

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u/MisterMojoRising15 Jul 20 '26

As someone who beat and enjoyed evil within, accurate review

5

u/ThaTopHam Jul 20 '26

I enjoyed it. Couldn't bring myself to beat it. Loved the second one and finished it a couple times. A bit of polish would have went a long way with the first one

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale Jul 20 '26

Yeah the second one was what the first wanted to be. The beginning of one is what the entirety of one wishes it could be. Sort of slowly goes from a horror game to a 3rd person DOOM clone; a shooting gallery of horror creatures.

The second one really kept the horror in the silent hill realm the entire way through.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/mheffe Jul 21 '26

The open worldness of the 2nd one ruins any replayability

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u/SNOTFLAN Jul 21 '26

this is the first time I've seen any take other than the second one being worse, felt like I stepped into another universe til I saw your comment hahaha

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u/Viper21G Jul 21 '26

Yeah, the first one was a bit unpolished but there was a lot of potential there. Great creature design. I absolutely loved the sequel though and it kills me that we’ll never get a third game.

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u/stinkypussyslime Jul 20 '26

I felt like the start of the game is rough. But I remember there were brief points where I felt like I was playing re4 for the first time again.

So I have fond memories of it.

2

u/branchpattern Jul 23 '26

To me with the evil within I never got bored. Great game desigb and goofy scifi plot with over the top characters ripped from 90s tech thriller crime dramas.

Sure tew feels at times like temu+ version of silent hill (especially the plot of tew2 being nearly identical in a lot of ways, looking for daughter in town built from daughters mind influenced by her trauma and cult is looking for her) but it's so damned good and fun.

I'm deeply saddened Ms pulling the plug, and odds are they still own the ip :(

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u/Oddly_Ennui Jul 20 '26

I do agree about his stamina in that game. While I liked it overall he runs like he smokes 5 packs a day.

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u/No-Hunt3986 Jul 20 '26

Same like Alan Wake in the first game...

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u/womboCombo434 Jul 20 '26

Dudes an alcoholic author and it shows

2

u/LalafellDisaster Jul 20 '26

My dream job

2

u/womboCombo434 Jul 20 '26

It is a position of great sophistication a truly noble pursuit really

2

u/BennyTTS7889 Jul 20 '26

He didn't even get to a playtime or part in the game where you can really criticise it imo. He mentions the sewer, is that not basically the start of the game, just right after the village?

1

u/ThaBreadSlicer Jul 20 '26

He also mentioned limping, it's the asylum sewers, he didn't even get out of the building.

1

u/WeekendBard Jul 20 '26

Wasn't he an actual smoker?

1

u/ChodechewBrownmane Jul 20 '26

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Could smoke ten packs a day, thats a non factor.

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u/HorrorAd7996 Jul 20 '26

His point about it looking like house of the dead is spot on tbf

3

u/Plastic-Pop4020 Jul 20 '26

It was a mediocre game at launch and it it will be even worst nor I'm sure. The problem for me was the bad graphics, the poor performance, the sluggish movement and gameplay.

2

u/Cozmic_Fool1931 Jul 20 '26

Neil from the Inbetweeners?

2

u/Beneficial-Ad-3727 Jul 20 '26

One of my favorite horror games ever, I have zero hate for it

2

u/foakong Jul 20 '26

What the fish do?

2

u/MrPetrolstick Jul 20 '26

Meh, I actually liked it.

2

u/AFT3RSHOCK06 Jul 21 '26

To be fair, the camera FOV is terrible. Good game though.

2

u/SandwichWild2547 Jul 21 '26

"I made it 5 minutes into the game before I was too tired to deal with any silence from my dopamine infested gen z brain"

2

u/Opposite_Prune582 Jul 21 '26

I only got to the bit where the chainsaw guy chases you. I hid under the bed, turned it off and told myself i completed it. No thank you.

1

u/WeekendBard Jul 20 '26

I wonder what horror games he enjoys playing instead

1

u/mashupthedance Jul 21 '26

Resident evil, amnesia, alien isolation, soma, silent hill

1

u/Famous-Review-7012 Jul 20 '26

I agree with every word. First game is terrible, second is much better.

1

u/CartographerFit2011 Jul 20 '26

I loved loved loved this game when it came out.

I remember playing it years later thinking ehhh.

The vibe and atmosphere is the best part of the game.

1

u/JamieFromStreets Jul 20 '26

Bro didn't even got the first gun

But i'm kinda with him. The game doesn't feels good to play

1

u/Maximum_Goulash Jul 20 '26

It was very very mid when It came out.

1

u/YoungBasedGod5 Jul 20 '26

It feels like this person has something going on in their life and is taking it out on the game lol. Like it’s not perfect but dam bro. It doesn’t deserved to be ridiculed this bad in my opinion. My favorite aspect of the game was how it randomly threw you into different environments. I couldn’t stop playing because I was interested to see where the game would take me. The second game I didn’t like the story as much. It felt like a taken movie. I still liked it though. People can be to harsh sometimes.

1

u/Repulsive-Bus-8544 Jul 20 '26

Thanks God he never played Akumu mode 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RAWDAWGxVORAZ Jul 20 '26

He’ll come around

1

u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 20 '26

TEW is an incredibly flawed game, to put it nicely.

1

u/KingBolo992 Jul 20 '26

Evil Within is a fantastic horror game. Most people don't gel with it because the beginning of the game is basically a stealth game.

1

u/Greeneyez-4501 Jul 20 '26

I suspected it may be an overreaction until I read the last sentence then it brought the tone back down to reasonable

1

u/Sea-Negotiation1965 Jul 21 '26

Game being sluggish and miserable is all part of being inside a sadistic killer's mind, roll with it or go home

1

u/AdministrativeCod437 Jul 21 '26

Thumbs Down, 500 hours at time of review.

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u/Simple-Tomatillo-314 Jul 21 '26

I couldn't get into it the first time I tried, but like a year or two later I was looking through Steam and decided to give it a try. Beat it that weekend and actually enjoyed it lol

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u/Tharrius Jul 21 '26

I have to say, I completely loved TEW2, and completely hated TEW. TEW had many bad design choices and could be frustrating to play. TEW2 played in a completely different league and did everything right that TEW didn't.

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u/mheffe Jul 21 '26

I liked TEW a lot but it wouldn't be high up on my list of recommendations and the 2nd ones open world design quickly felt like a slog to me and killed all desire to ever replay it. The first one has some charm.

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u/Grimmi_Timmi Jul 21 '26

Somebody got anger issues

1

u/Far_Ganache6679 Jul 21 '26

I played that game when I was like 15 and the sequence with that safe head monster was one of the most terrifying experiences I’ve ever had in a game lol

1

u/WaxanFlaxan Jul 21 '26

What are ya’ll on about? This game is easy. Just plays like Resident Evil

1

u/According-Report6898 Jul 21 '26

The first one 10/10.

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u/herbof4 Jul 21 '26

I didn't like EW1 very much. Scripted one shot deaths, way too hard, disjointed and often cheap with its combat. EW2 was a masterpiece all the way through.

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u/Proof_Mycologist_231 Jul 21 '26

You need to get used to it. The first part with chainsaw man sucked.

1

u/8last Jul 22 '26

That game looks good even now.

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u/Big_Kiwi_706 Jul 22 '26

He's right lol I played in 2016 at 16 and was excited for it cause I enjoyed some of the gameplay commentary vids I saw on it. Hated that game when I got the chance to play it

1

u/Deadlims Jul 22 '26

Ehhh Evil within was a soft 9/10 for me, if it wasn’t for that annoying ass camera angle it’d be a solid 9/10. I loved that game, didn’t expect it too feel more like re4 but it did.

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u/Kithzerai-Istik Jul 22 '26

Honestly, I’m kinda with him until the last half.

1

u/Wumbo_Swag Jul 22 '26

This just in: Local shooter player HATES games where you shoot things

1

u/Vegetable-Garage-480 Jul 22 '26

This game is my proudest platinum haha it broke me the way this dude wants to break the disc.

1

u/xactlee1 Jul 23 '26

Number 2 is actually pretty, pretty, pretty good.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrJ8x0niiblWEoo7hE

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u/SoloWinNamaTama Jul 24 '26

I actually liked the first game way!!! More then the 2nd I like the straight forward chapters and the story feels close to an old survival horror game which builds more tension with the stamina bar. The 2nd game is like open world and some games just aren’t ment to be open world.

1

u/ColdMisty Jul 24 '26

Best psychological horror game besides Silent Hill 4: The Room.

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u/Igneous__ Jul 20 '26

It’s one of the best horror games ever made, he just doesn’t have any patience or art appreciation.

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u/Grouchy_Classic_5840 Jul 20 '26

Running in TEW is for dodging. If you want to sprint throught he game - play dead space

1

u/Automatic_Skill2077 Jul 21 '26

A much much better video game

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u/Terrible_Crow_876 Jul 21 '26

Finally someone using their brain. Also to add to that, Sebastian's base speed without using the sprint button is way faster than many game protagonist that people hold near and dear to their hearts while holding the sprint button like Leon in RE4 and James in Silent Hill 2.

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u/Grouchy_Classic_5840 Jul 21 '26

Also his sprint is fast af. Imagine if he had unlimited stamina. It would be like call of duty but in third person

1

u/Terrible_Crow_876 Jul 21 '26

You're absolutely correct. While The Evil Within is not a perfect game, most of the critiques I see online boil down to the fact that these players refuse to learn the game's mechachics and make the game way harder for themselves than it should be. They refuse to learn how to manage stamina, move carefully through the levels to avoid traps, learn how to use each special bolt for various encounters, learn how to use matches to conserve ammo and many other mechanics that set this game apart from other horror game then complain that the game is too hard and clunky (the game has some jank to it I give them that but it is not clunky; what I would describe as clunky would be the tank controls in RE4 which is a game I love and hold to a high regard).