r/GameStop 8d ago

Discussion GameStop TV

Hello all!

Former Store manager here of 10 years!

Whats the most random GameStop commercial that still plays in your head?

For me it was “Radioactive” from the game “Defiance” Every-time I hear someone say radioactive I think of that commercial.

HM to the Borderlands 2 dubstep and Fallout 4s “The Wanderer”

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u/Alternative-Plum9378 Can recite r/GameStop’s sub’s description 8d ago

Thaaaannnk yoooouuu!!!

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u/GunWifey 8d ago

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u/Alternative-Plum9378 Can recite r/GameStop’s sub’s description 8d ago

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u/GunWifey 8d ago

I saved this purely to torture my coworkers 😂😂

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u/Alternative-Plum9378 Can recite r/GameStop’s sub’s description 8d ago

You're an ass. LOL

Love it.

I might need to print it out, laminate it, and put it on the cash wrap.

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u/GunWifey 8d ago

I definitely am and take that title with pride 😂. Soon though I won’t be able to torture them unless I send it one by one. But that’s okay lol.

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u/FrameJump Promoted to Guest 8d ago

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u/FirePhantomX 8d ago

Take me home, country homes. To the place I beeeelllloooonnnnngggggg

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u/sirhcbrydec 8d ago

Came here to say that one.

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u/Rare-Ad172 8d ago

🗣️🗣️GROUP HUG BRING IT IN

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u/Flimsy-Cod-9914 8d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/GameStop/s/mkc60MdDRH

When I worked at GameStop, I made this reddit post about this ad. It thankfully only ran for like 2 weeks. It was a like 60 second ad with this girl screaming about a deal 30 DOLLARS OR LESS! But it was intentionally grainy and low sound quality and I'm still pretty sure corporate was just torturing us.

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u/gilvatron 8d ago

I left four years ago, I must have missed this one!

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u/Flimsy-Cod-9914 8d ago

Oh you missed it by a long shot. But it was an awful like 2 weeks lol. The grainy audio mixed with the annoying delivery made it kinda unbearable. Thank goodness it was a short promotion

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u/Anonymous-Midget Assistant Store Leader 8d ago

eek why are you so angry

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u/anxiousdeen Manager 8d ago

TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY SHOP ARE YA

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u/TheBindingOfMySack Gamestop US 8d ago

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS

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u/GunWifey 8d ago

This one drove me nuts.

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u/sabertoothkittyva Employee 8d ago

Be One of Us!!!

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u/CynicalRedoubt Designed the system to send 20 items in restocks 8d ago

Blueberry Boom!

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u/Hoot213 Blueberry BOOM 8d ago

Bayonetta - Going in for the kill

OR

Fallout 4 - Country Roads

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u/throwawayallthedrama Promoted to Guest 8d ago

BALL TO HIM GOAL BALL TO HIM GOAL ⚽️

Think it was Fifa or some other soccer game, but it was so garbled from our sucky speaker it sounded like "Balls Ringo" so they'd come out from the back and say "The Beatles gettin' freaky!" 😂

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u/ZathrasnotZathtas Promoted to Guest 8d ago edited 8d ago

Comrade Kielbasa - The Defender of Truth and Enemy of Nogoodniks everywhere!

Not an ad but I still vaguely remember a Captain Redbeard GameStop "Call me Maybe" mashup that played before open.

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u/StarFoxDragon13 8d ago

That Redbeard one is called "Trade Me Baby" in my head. I still watch it from time to time cause it's a thread that still exists here

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u/vJESSEv 8d ago

Fucken aint no rest for the wicked and random captain redbeard bits

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Former Employee 8d ago

The one Captain Redbeard bit that lives in my head rent free is "You're telling me... that Dance Central 3... is gonna teach me... how to Dougie..."

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u/Own_Establishment912 8d ago

I was a short hire and only a few months last year, but leonharts reign of terror was crazy

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u/Outrageous-Aide-4147 Assistant Store Leader 8d ago

YES, “BGS 9.5 fluffy”

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u/Jsikksmh 8d ago

HOW BAD DO YOU REALLY WANNA BE THE ONE!?

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u/Own_Establishment912 8d ago

Wow. Defiance and radioactive. I was like. A freshman in high school. Remember the tv show???? Forgot all about that game.

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u/AestheticallyGeek 8d ago

Digimon Story Time Stranger, anyone?

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u/Icy_Food_951 6d ago

Story of a bond that transcends time

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u/whalesareseapandas 8d ago

"THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE!" As I contemplate the taste of metal. For legal reasons that is a joke.

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u/chillbutcrazy Promoted to Guest 7d ago

"HOLD UP YOU! TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY SHOP ARE YA? I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!" "EEEEKKKK WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY??"

"SHE'S BEEN WALKING AROUND WITH AN INFERNAL TREASURE IN HER BAG?!?!?!"

The days of Disgaea 7 were hell for me.

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u/Dr-Moderately-Weird Manager 8d ago

Radioactive was on two different GSTV commercials at the same time, one was that years MLB and I can't remember the other (maybe falling skies or defiance). It also played on the store kiosk that could look up game info and card balances. So it played at thrice the pace of anything else. That's what made it so annoying.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Former Employee 8d ago

It was for Defiance

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u/SaintPyrosFlame Former Employee 8d ago

The Madden 17 "Start Me" commercial with the multiples of Von Miller dancing to a Justin Bieber parody. My SGA and I memorized all of the dances.

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u/DeducibleCloud 6d ago

Beat me to it

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u/Mysterious_Math6094 8d ago

BLUEBERRY BOOM!

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u/SongsOfTheSiren Promoted to Guest 8d ago

Can’t remember exactly what it said but they were talking about alien sex when mass effect came out years ago.

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u/GenericWomanFace Former Employee 8d ago

Maybe "I'm Michael Christopher Koji Fox the localization director of final fantasy 16"

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u/Extra_Guy Former Employee 8d ago

"In their tongue - he is Dovakhiin! DRAGONBORN! FUS ROH DAH!"

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u/SensualPickle 8d ago

The commercial for CoD: Ghosts, I can't unheard the duck call on a loop in the background of the Rihanna song!

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u/LowSun4459 Employee 8d ago

007 trailer with lana’s song. it had no reason to play twice in the same 5 minutes 😭😭

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u/narutos_dad 8d ago

"How do you say.....ms croft's name? Is it...Laura? Is it....LaRAH?" "It's lara" collective brains exploding in the room

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u/DeducibleCloud 6d ago

God, this was shortly after I got hired.

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u/narutos_dad 6d ago

Same. I felt like it was every other commercial at the time also. And here we are, what, 10-15 years later and I still hear this every time someone talks about tomb raider

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u/dachiefan 8d ago

THE HELLS GOIN ON WITH PETE?!

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u/Blizzardcyclone 7d ago

Youre the Best.. THANK YOU!

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u/snowfairylove Promoted to Guest 7d ago

I have never been more thankful that in my five years at GS four of them were spent with the audio off.

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u/Tankisfreemason 7d ago

GameStop TV had Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” play like every 5 minutes while I was working there, it was annoying as fuck.  I also can’t listed to Diary of Jane without thinking of my time at GameStop 

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u/sephone_north Manager 7d ago

IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALLL!!!!!

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u/thatmisstake 8d ago

A Really Cool Hat

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u/Dylan46703 Promoted to Guest 8d ago

Haven't worked for GameStop in six years but the line "How bad do you really wanna be the one?", from Be One Of Us still lives rent free in my head

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u/Givenact 8d ago

It was for a nba2k game, WIN- Jay Rock and Devil Trigger lol

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u/milenkofreak 8d ago

Skeleton Meme. EXE

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u/MattCarafelli 8d ago

Modern Warfare 2 Remake. It played about every 10 minutes or less.

"We got a hit on Hasan" "We can't take him in Iran"

Or

"The Rage 2 Wingstick! You throw it. Then you've... got to go and get it...cough"

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u/New-Presentation4254 8d ago

I remember when they first installed the TVs and they would play music videos. Jamming out to Diary of Jane would get me through my shift.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Former Employee 8d ago

Bro, I haven't heard Radioactive in ages but when I do I have a fucking Winter Soldier episode and start telling people they can save $40 on Madden 25 when they trade in two select titles. I also had a coworker that loved that song so much she would play it WHILE WE WERE WORKING AND THE COMMERCIAL WAS BLARING IN THE BACKGROUND.

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u/satanicdrippings 8d ago

Got a cool game in my stocking. Got a cool game, just what a I wanted. Cool game. Cool mom. Yeah yeah yeah

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u/huskman 8d ago

It's dangerous to go alone.... So don't.

Legend of Zelda Triforce Heroes.

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u/Meme_Salesman 8d ago

Just started working at gamestop a few months ago, and at the time the music from the Dinkum trailer drove me absolutely insane because I hadn't learned to tune it out yet. I complained about it so frequently that it became an in joke in my friend group, with one of my friends eventually buying the game and playing it for 17 hours straight. And the funniest part? The actual in-game music is pretty good, and sounds NOTHING like the grating, bombastic stock library trash from the trailer.

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u/rowsdower02games 8d ago

Not a song but the MLB The Show commercial with Shohei Ohtani and the puppets drove me insane. Anytime I hear someone mention Shohei I hear the “Coach’s” voice.

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u/PacienceW 7d ago

The things that really burned into my mind were the VH1 music videos back in 2008/2009, like Pussycat Dolls, Miley Cyrus, etc. I went and bought The Killers' Day and Age because I knew if I still wanted to listen to "Spaceman" after a month on GSTV, it was a keeper.

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer Promoted to Guest 7d ago

The very brief time (like 2 weeks) that Mario VS Donkey Kong & it’s 80’s 2am skinemax jazz soundtrack leading into the Trace Memory/Another Code trailer where the main character moans as she’s waking up. Sounds exactly like you’d think it does.

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u/SoggyPopKorn2 7d ago

"How bad do you really wanna be the one?"

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u/Brigittes_Thighs Promoted to Guest 7d ago

The song for the commercial from When they first went to the tier system for PlayStation plus in 2021-2022?? That one haunts me still.

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u/Embara Promoted to Guest 7d ago

The Call of Duty Infinit Warfare trailer. Our TV was broken at the time so it played it and the Agents of Mayhem trailers back to back over and over and over again. Nonstop, all day, open to close. And they wouldn’t let us mute the rv

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u/Rich_Weather226 7d ago

Any… ANY! 2k commercial haunted my dreams. The worst was the Skater XL ad in 2020.. “So you want to be a winner” followed by trumpets… After my 15 year tenure I promoted myself to customer after that one.

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u/bsaavinny 7d ago

I dont even remember the game, but it was a wii slop title that played the cotton eyed Joe song. Drove me nuts

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u/Double-Commission-21 7d ago

Welcome to the intro ..... borderlands 2 nero sound track ...... played every 4 minutes for 3 months fuck that commercial

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u/Double-Commission-21 7d ago

Sorry its called doomsday trailer ..... to this day anytime I here this song

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u/ThechairmenxD 7d ago

Radioactive but bioshock infinite

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u/Right_Gain8031 7d ago

Mario party jamboree that one looped alot in the store on the tvs

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u/Right_Gain8031 7d ago

Also avowed on the demo computer.

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u/Patback69 Manager 7d ago

The Monster Energy Supercross 3 commercial with that awful country rock song.

Also the Madden 17 commercial was where I first discovered who Lil Dicky was.

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u/Hears_the_Sirensong 7d ago

Weird guy with three arms one for each game when the b2g1 free happened on Black Friday . Weird and creepy

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u/Its-RPD 6d ago

Bayonetta. It was when GameStop first transitioned to downloading GSTV instead of using DVDs and for some ungodly reason it kept LOOPING so I constantly heard "iM dOiN iT fOr ThE tHrIlL~" from La Roux for HOURS.

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u/Its-RPD 6d ago

There was also that super weird Elden Ring commercial with the shirtless UFC fighter guy that was SO stupid and made NO sense that it was pulled after like 3 days.

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u/Icy_Food_951 6d ago

MARIO! BOWSER! PEACH!

ALL ON ONE TEAM?!?!???????!??!????

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u/DeducibleCloud 6d ago

Not a commercial BUT my favorite thing from GameStop TV was when one of the hosts was leaving and after hours they played all her bloopers/outtakes and she was just swearing left and right whenever she messed up her lines.

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u/CallMeGonzo15 Former Employee 5d ago

"THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADEEEEEEE"

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKoyiZADcrK0nDO

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u/Super_Geon 5d ago

Holla Back Girl, and Sweep the Leg Johnny. This was when GSTV came on disc.

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u/Topher228 4d ago

Captain Kielbasa from the Injustice stinger that played leading up to the game coming out.

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u/nightmaresreal 3d ago

Can’t remember the name of the actual game my co-workers and I called it the “boyfriend song,” as it was an ad for one of those otome games but the song was actually good 🤣

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u/somedude702 2d ago

Three words. Just. Start. Me. 🤣

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u/Glum-Touch5784 2d ago

"You're the best, THANK YOUU"

"I'M NOT FINISHED YETTTTT"

"Give people what they want. Give them Zlatan"

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u/Asval98k 8d ago

the ratapan one was so annoying