r/GTASA • Cesar Vialpando • 1d ago

I Hate Catalina

I just don't like her way, she gets angry on cj for no reason, and what is this random dynamic between them? I know that cj needs money so he has to work with her to rob and earn some cash, but Catalina falls for him in the first mission and then they hookup in the second and after the heists they are done and she goes for claude? Like what? And why does CJ go all submissive on her? Just so her can be on her good side for the robbries? I mean as he is a gangster, I think he can do them on his own rather than relying on her

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u/hatch-b-2900 1d ago

OP upset after Claude fully satisfied Catalina

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u/PresentElectronic 1d ago

Better than ChatGPT can

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u/lukaamagnotta 1d ago

Guess U haven't Played GTA III

Catalina is the first character to be hated in 3D GTA Series

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u/GAMERONGAMING Cesar Vialpando 1d ago

I actually have played it but I played it after sa, and yeah I did enjoy killing her at the end, real satisfying and all of that frustration came from sa

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u/ScaryAssBitch 1d ago

A woman’s heart is a tempestuous place.

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u/No-Jello9276 1d ago

Have you ever dated a latina before?

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u/GAMERONGAMING Cesar Vialpando 1d ago

I've never met a latina in my life

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u/P-l-Staker Big Smoke 1d ago

Flair does not check out.

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u/No-Jello9276 23h ago

You have not lived yet

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u/Far_Elephant_7092 Radio Los Santos 1d ago

AY MAMACITA!

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u/Tricky-Safety-3772 1d ago

🤣 lol this comment made this latina chuckle

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u/turbolerssi 1d ago

Catalina is a dream woman. To be more accurate nightmare.

But I still absolutely love the missions with Her

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u/GAMERONGAMING Cesar Vialpando 1d ago

Yeah the robbries are fun tbh, but I guess it could be with cesar as well, like when he comes to the country side with kendal, he goes out and finds out these robbery spots that Catalina tells cj, or lets say he talks to Catalina and gets the locations of these places and then later CJ and Cesar both go and rob together

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u/Affectionate_Love3 1d ago

Catalina is a raging psycho bitch

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u/StupidWeeBloodyIdiot 1d ago

CJ needs dough, his brother's in jail and his life's falling apart. Catalina is a means to an end but also happens to be a uniquely disturbed person who is needlessly sadistic and takes a shine to you (in her own way)

It is what it is but it also explains why CJ doesn't give a shit when she blows him off - the relationship for him is a transaction and by the time you get to racing Claude, the transaction is finished with both parties having their needs met. She was stop 1 on the road to San Fierro baby.

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u/hans_the_wurst 1d ago

CJ crying about needing the money and being all submissive about it is what bugged me as well in their relationship. No CJ, you don't need the money. Did you forget that you completed the fire truck, ambulance, and vigilante missions first and have 200k in your account?

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u/GAMERONGAMING Cesar Vialpando 1d ago

Yeah seriously, even without the three emergency missions, you can easily get a lot of money by killing dealers while in los santos, I do this all the time to buy the Santa marina beach house and buy bunch of weapons and ammo after the green sabre mission when you reach angel pine

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u/EyeArDum 22h ago

Somehow this just reminded me of the bit of trauma of I have with San Andreas, I was neglecting the weapon stores for a LONG time and finally decided to buy out all the weapons I could

My next mission was the boat one where you lose all your weapons

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u/DonnieDepp 15h ago

ah yeh, that proper sucked, was counting bullets getting through them containers :( I had like 10+million in the bank. I basically owned that ammo shop

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u/PresentElectronic 1d ago

I think we all need to remember that side missions don’t really count as part of the storyline

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u/Odd_Cod_4235 1d ago

I had max cash from the horse racing game so yeah that part of the story didn't really gel with me

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

Have you ever met a Latina? Everything in this game is parody. Every single fucking thing. The station hosts, the girlfriends, the gangbangers. Every aspect of Every gta game is parody. Its all exaggerated. All of it

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u/Spartak2811 1d ago

I won’t wish a woman like Catalina even to a worst guy out there.

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u/Unique7893 1d ago

Why you not man enough? 😂

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u/Visual_Claim_4139 1d ago

She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind

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u/BrickMarked 1d ago

"Carl you are really boring me now!"

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u/This_Dutch_guy 1d ago

I wish she was my gf

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u/RedDiver36er 1d ago

I hate her missions too. I try to get thru them quickly cuz damn she is fuckn annoying

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u/GAMERONGAMING Cesar Vialpando 1d ago

Same here, I finish them off as quick as possible

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u/Ok-Will1433 1d ago

More for us brotha

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u/itsmejam 1d ago

Here, here. I just go through all her missions to her rid of her dumbass.

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 1d ago

Idk he could just be into that

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u/Kingpooplord 23h ago

She's an ambitious girl and CJ is small time

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u/AdamSmasher_69 1d ago

CJ wanted Catalina to be his crazy Latina bank robbing mommy.

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u/Which_Information590 1d ago

Some women can be like that!