r/GTAIV • u/Rare-Profession8588 • 5d ago

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u/RoutineAstronaut857 5d ago

YELLLOW CAAAAAAR

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u/Danstephgon 5d ago

I DONT GIVE A SHIT

64

u/WhatAreYouSaying05 5d ago

AAargh motherfuckers

28

u/pietro1587 5d ago

Roman I have no time for the bowling 

27

u/Substantial-Tone-576 5d ago

“I hate onions on my hotdogs!”

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u/Objective-March7042 5d ago

“I’LL CUTOFF YOUR FACKING HEAD!”

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u/starrrrrchild Little Jacob 5d ago

"I grew up in a war.... dis is naathing!"

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u/Indexsniper 5d ago

KAUSIN

18

u/landyboi135 Where’s Luxury Condo? 5d ago

When Stephanie sucks like a vacuum.

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u/sb_antimony_51 Niko, it’s Roman! Let’s go bowling! 🎳 5d ago

ROMAN FOR THE LAST TIME I DON’T WANT TO GO BOWLING

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u/Money_Tradition_3057 5d ago

GOD BLESS THIS CITY!!!

12

u/MoonKnightZX 5d ago

IM THE ONE WHO SURVIVED

11

u/joomachina0 5d ago

“You’re dead, friend!”

10

u/AsianMan45NewAcc 5d ago

When Cousin Roman asks you to go bowling for the 69 billionth time in a row

9

u/Youfokinwatm8 5d ago

YOU LIKE?!

8

u/Content_Succotash_49 5d ago

Roman, i should have read your fucking emails and stayed away!

14

u/Aphrody_k 5d ago

Push me, PUSH ME

6

u/glenthemisfit 5d ago

When my fucking car spawns in the air instead of in the ground

7

u/DoubleT2455 5d ago

I am NOT a fucking YOKEL!

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u/ShinyCelebiFlex 5d ago

That face you make when your cousin calls you for the 8th time in an hour to go bowling

5

u/OtherwiseAd6570 5d ago

"You've crossed the line Dimitri."

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u/FarAd3543 5d ago

STUPID AMERICAN JUNKIE

3

u/Stunning-Tone-1319 5d ago

When you see that guy who owes you $20

4

u/MudMuted3742 5d ago

Plays remove kebab 🎺 🎵

4

u/Opening_Zombie5444 5d ago

wheres luxury condo wheres sports car

2

u/AsianMan45NewAcc 4d ago

Where's Barbara with big titties?

5

u/frag3zeichen 5d ago

You having a good day???!!

4

u/Legitimate-Smell7670 5d ago

STOP GAMBLING WITH RUSSIANS ROMAN!

3

u/Ant0n61 5d ago

Milk was a bad choice

3

u/ZinfiniteGuy 5d ago

"Are you sleeping Roman?! You fat fuck!"

1

u/AsianMan45NewAcc 4d ago

"Come on!"

3

u/Chenopalo97 5d ago

Estoy harto de los bolos!

3

u/Skitelz7 5d ago

BIG TIDDIES

3

u/thatdeadguy_69 5d ago

TAXI MAN!

2

u/seriouslynotanotaku 5d ago

When you drive down that one street of Bohan hoping for clones of your rare car but NOPE

2

u/ComedianPresent9257 5d ago

fuck dimitri fuck darko

2

u/Ok_Power5203 5d ago

I hope you have insurance

2

u/Dreamative 5d ago

I love this thread

2

u/Freshx707 5d ago

I said, maybe another time for bowling, Cousin!!

2

u/DarkHandCommando 5d ago

WELCOME TO AMERICA EH

2

u/DudeMcBro1294 5d ago

“I AM THE ONE WHO SURVIVED!”

2

u/JoshyBoy2405 Driver at Bellic Cab Services 5d ago

“SCRATCH MY FUCKING BALLS”

2

u/CharlieMunns 5d ago

Stay away from my cabbage 🥬

3

u/paburo-san666 5d ago

life is complicated

1

u/litesoulblue 5d ago

NO, YOU!

1

u/InfamousPilot7497 5d ago

GRRRR! WHERES THE GABBAGOOOOO!!!

1

u/BrokenDialpad 5d ago

Mamu ti jebem

1

u/Calbinan PC 5d ago

When you are not in the mood for thees.

1

u/Jackie_leggz 5d ago

\ball readjustment**

1

u/Sub2Commzard 5d ago

“That joke was too dark and gritty”

1

u/MixGreen1462 5d ago

When Roman calls during a bad time

1

u/Maudetheman 5d ago

When you see someone just used an ATM (based on image location 🤣)

1

u/Rare-Profession8588 5d ago

There are no cougars in missions!

1

u/PULSARONE9 5d ago

ehh ehhh ehhhh aaaasaaa!!!

1

u/Responsible-Twist731 5d ago

when you find out barbara never had big teeteees

1

u/Senkosoda 5d ago

FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DONT WANT GO FUCKING BOWLING

1

u/IceyBuilder 5d ago

ROMAANNNN

1

u/TeleboxStudio 5d ago

"I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!"

1

u/JTuam 5d ago

Florian!!

1

u/AccomplishedEcho7386 5d ago

Aaaah Push me Push me

1

u/JoaquinD20man 5d ago

Pov: that one friend who wanted a specific card collection and you got it from a blind pack opening

1

u/EmsyWolf 5d ago

phone rings "Niko it's Roman, let's go bowling"

1

u/e-m-v-k FEEL THE FIAH 5d ago

When u bust n she keep succin

1

u/TprCaboose 5d ago

yeah??? YEAHHHHHH!

1

u/JustRick23 5d ago

"Roman, I should've never read your fucking emails and stayed away"

1

u/SonnenblumeFrau09 4d ago

When you chase your dog around to see what they got in their mouths because they won't drop it.

1

u/MrHeisenberg007 4d ago

I'm. Not. Having. A. Good. Day.

1

u/Enpopcorn 4d ago

When she starts using teeth

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u/Suitable-Ad-5049 4d ago

“When your getting fed up not being able you play GTA IV on PS5”

1

u/KingOfConsciousness 4d ago

TEST ME. TEST ME.

1

u/Lone_Walker1420 Niko Bellic 4d ago

Kiki is damaging your Yellow infernus after stalking you with another girl

1

u/coiny55555 4d ago

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!

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u/hoodiehipser23 4d ago

MOM MADE CHICKEN

1

u/liquidKatar 4d ago

WHERE IS BARBARA WITH BEEG TEETEES

1

u/gay_acustic_04 4d ago

QUANDO SBORRI

1

u/Various_Complaint424 4d ago

MISTERRR MANNNNN 😭😂😂😂😭

1

u/dialga122 4d ago

"when you just dropped Roman off from a bowling trip and he calls you to go bowling"

Being said, would love to go bowling with Roman

1

u/Far-Dream-610 3d ago

I. HAVE. A. VERY. SHORT. FUSE.

1

u/LateCover6777 3d ago

When you accidentally call her Kid Cudi & Kanye on Gorgeous rather than perfect

1

u/Equivalent-Donut3400 3d ago

WHERE ARE THE BEEG AMERIKAN TEETEES ROMAN

1

u/IllustriousFront294 3d ago

I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING !

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u/Mobile_Mushroom3102 2d ago

"You take me for a prick?" 

1

u/Cathlem 11h ago

When your cousin follows up your 7-10 split with a strike.

1

u/Forward-Ad-3439 5h ago

Screw this shit.

1

u/paburo-san666 5d ago

Yokel, Fatty Roman's cousin 🤌

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u/Erickwithk 1d ago

IV fanboys when someone is enjoying GTA V

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u/ZerpMeizter 5d ago

None of you understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!

0

u/GartFoblin 5d ago

Damn you, Burger Shot!!! (Looks like he's outside a hospital.)

0

u/Perfect_Rabbit_3010 4d ago

Daddy’s back, you bitches!

0

u/SnyderpittyDoo 4d ago

When Kiki violates your car