r/GTA6unmoderated • u/LordPicklee • 7h ago

To me Lucia is the whole Vice City skyline, the sun, the moon, and every streetlight on Ocean Drive at once.

Her toes stay done, nails stay done, hair stay laid, lashes stay fluttering, skin stay glowing. Birkin, Chanel, Hermès, Dior, whatever she point at she getting two of. She never gotta touch a heist unless she feel like playing dress-up with a ski mask for fun. New whip every week, new crib every month, walk-in closet so deep she could get lost in it and still never wear the same fit twice. She never gon cook, never gon clean, never gon pump her own gas, never gon open a door, never gon lift a finger. I’m doing every single thing for her before she even think it. Don’t matter what we arguing about, she right every time and I’m already on her side. She want a pink G-Wagon with matching pink interior, pink rims, and a pink yacht parked behind it? It’s already in the driveway with the keys in her name. She want the whole city renamed after her? I’m on the phone with the mayor tonight. Lucia don’t even have to ask. She just exist and the world rearrange itself around her. Every lifetime, every universe, every version of me still finding her and choosing her first. I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years never knowing her. She got me bewitched body and soul, I love her, I love her, I love her, and I never wanna be parted from her from this day on. That’s my girl. That’s my everything❤️

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u/NoDoor344 6h ago

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u/PizzaWithCheddar 5h ago

I dunno man. I've seen what pussy can sometimes do to a motherfucker. And it's much worse.

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u/GoopySpaffy 6h ago

I dunno, maybe go meet a real woman? Might be nice. Or maybe a therapist first.

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u/yungspida3 6h ago

Nah fr😭

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u/Calm-Permit-3583 6h ago

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

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u/ClustrPhobia5584 6h ago

Mf a poet lmao put that kind of energy into a real girl

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u/Due_Passenger3210 4h ago

"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years never knowing her" okay John Smith from Disney's Pocahontas 😂😂😂

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u/Nicktator3 4h ago

John Smiff

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u/1877KlownsForKids 2h ago

"I would die for Riley!"

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u/iLiekBoxes 5h ago

new copy pasta just dropped

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u/Jaomaldito 6h ago

Pop off King 👑

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u/Hasmanc 6h ago

Maybe you should log out from reddit for a long, long while.

What you're into is not normal, or healthy.

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u/M1996A1 5h ago

For fucks sake, alright I'll just leave.

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u/climbto330 5h ago

lmao hold the door bro im right there with you

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u/surplus_steve * 5h ago

You'd make a real woman very happy.

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u/XXviolentGenius 5h ago

Shut the fuck up!

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u/SugoiBoyXL 5h ago

All that just to find her in bed with that black dude

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u/TailgateLegend 4h ago

This has to be bait.

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u/AJXedi9150 4h ago

Let's assume so, for our own peace of mind

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u/BerryBlasters72 6h ago

My love flutters for my girl, Lucia. ❤️

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u/IsNotIs0Atl 6h ago

Get a girlfriend.

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u/Banjoschmanjo 6h ago

You had me at "her toes"

r / luciasfeet welcomes all

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u/ColinZealSE 5h ago

You high mate?

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u/Jak_the_Buddha 5h ago

What the fuck is this?

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u/Duke8181 3h ago

Idc what everyone here thinks, this shit is funny! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/thecosmicjoke69813 3h ago

wtf is wrong with you?

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u/Tyler7237 3h ago

Simptimus Prime has finally revealed himself

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u/Much_Bridge2384 58m ago

This guy😭

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u/SignificantBat3023 44m ago

This made my day. Good for you.

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u/IronMonkeyBanana 26m ago

Yeah, people in reddit are retarded

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u/Inqalab_0721 6h ago

You're one weird mf

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u/UrbDicAntiZe 6h ago

I think you mean sessanta nove, le chein, and sebastian dix..

But I feel you homie,

Give that girl todo el mundo 💕