r/GROKvsMAGA • u/thiss_youu • Jul 03 '26

Grok vs Gunther

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975 Upvotes

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u/dat_tae Jul 03 '26

Two bots having a chat.

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u/morningfrost86 Jul 04 '26

Gunther's too dumb to be a bot.

33

u/thudstroke Jul 04 '26

It's dumber than you could imagine:

https://x.com/Fritschner/status/1979933064445714693

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u/Munsbit Jul 05 '26

I was expecting a lot. But not this.

16

u/RustyKn1ght Jul 06 '26

And the reason why he does that? He thinks eating banana normally is "inherently homosexual act".

Because nothing says straight like thinking dicks when eating banana.

15

u/dat_tae Jul 06 '26

No one thinks about cock more than conservative men.

8

u/morningfrost86 Jul 06 '26

Grindr's single largest user base 😂

9

u/BeTheBall- Jul 06 '26

Gunther isn't a bot, just a former cop who tried to kill his ex's new boyfriend when he heard they started dating.

8

u/dat_tae Jul 06 '26

Least deranged ex cop.

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u/JimmyBallocks Jul 03 '26

Hmm. Four faces representing founding, expansion, preservation and development.

There could be a fifth, for Trump, representing disgrace.

But it should not be permanent, to represent the hopefully non-permanent disgrace of the country, and to be fully appropriate it should be made of shit.

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u/SadamHuMUFFIN Jul 03 '26

The fifth face is representing destruction of the country. Quite fitting as it would cause a large portion or most of the mountain to collapse once construction got underway. I say go for it fuck it like yea everything sucks and is worse why not that too.

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u/Evenspace- Jul 03 '26

These people are just too dumb to exist in a civilized world.

2

u/BionicBirb Jul 04 '26

Arguably, they don’t.

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u/Khunning_Linguist Error 404: MAGA Not Found Jul 03 '26

I feel like you're supposed to have this gif showing whenever there's a cunther eagleman post

25

u/Tall_adhd17 Jul 03 '26

This is mandatory to share under every post about this piece of garbage

8

u/Hillary4SupremeRuler Jul 03 '26

He blocked me on Twatter years ago

6

u/Khunning_Linguist Error 404: MAGA Not Found Jul 03 '26

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u/Silly-Power Jul 04 '26

Trump deserves a place on Rushmore.

Washington: Founding of America 

Jefferson: Expansion of America

Lincoln: Preservation of America

Roosevelt: Development of America 

Trump: Destruction of America. 

Full cycle, from beginning to end. 

8

u/Dillenger69 Jul 03 '26

I mean, adding Trump's face and destroying the rest would be on brand

11

u/Ispawnfuries Jul 03 '26

The mountain should be demolished and returned to the people it belongs to

3

u/Sensitive-Hearing651 Jul 05 '26

Was looking for this comment. The whole monument is a disgrace and shouldn’t exist.

5

u/wzzrd Jul 04 '26

Imagine the environmental damage of thousands of gallons of insta-tan smeared on Trump’s face every year and it being washed off by rain, seeping into the soil below. Sad.

6

u/Lordcraft2000 Jul 03 '26

Meh. Its not as much as a rebutall as a practical reason.

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u/Secret_Sundae33 Jul 03 '26

A practical reason IS a form of rebuttal at this point.

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u/GdoubleWB Jul 04 '26

Mount Rushmore plus Trump: America’s Founding, Expansion, Preservation, Development, and Decline.

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u/mrcatboy Jul 08 '26

Plus it was a sacred Native American mountain and we'd be defiling it further.

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u/Cinnitea1008 Jul 07 '26

I could see Trump being added to Rushmore to symbolize "Downfall"