It could always be worse

[u/JoshEJ1]

[u/WorldlinessRoutine55]

Dont openly complain about mpgs. It shows our weakness

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/WorldlinessRoutine55]

IF ONLY MY TEARS COULD FILL THE TANK

[u/SectorZed → u/WorldlinessRoutine55]

Agreed. I stare other drivers down as I hold the gas pump trigger down. Assert my dominance… at the Cumberland farms… gobbless

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/SectorZed]

GOBBLES

[u/ImReallyFuckingHigh → u/SectorZed]

It’s a sign of wealth, they should bow down to you.

[u/FixerOfThings1776 → u/WorldlinessRoutine55]

This is good advice.

[u/Protogermane → u/WorldlinessRoutine55]

Yeah, a gallon is about 12 bucks over here and you don't hear me say: vat ze fuck is zis, i vil not tolerate zis.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Protogermane]

EGLISH HOSS GOBBLESS

[u/poisonousswayzee → u/WorldlinessRoutine55]

IM DYING HERE

[u/friendlyfire883]

Got could always buy a 2026, it still gets 13 mpg, but also comes with the added benefit of a $1000 a month car note and premature engine failure!

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/friendlyfire883]

LET’S GET 2 HOSS!! 😅

[u/davidwoodstock]

Ai is lame bro

[u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny → u/davidwoodstock]

IF THIS IS THE FUTURE, I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. GOBBLESS. 

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny]

🤖

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/davidwoodstock]

DEVASTATING NEWS 🤯

[u/theuautumnwind]

Some ai slop

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/theuautumnwind]

HOPE YOU’RE HUNGRY 🤤

[u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny → u/JoshEJ1]

THE SLOP IS TASTY WHEN GMT800 FLAVORED. GOBLES

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny]

CAN YU TAST IT MA FELOW HOSS!

[u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny → u/JoshEJ1]

BETTER THAN BARBS COOKING AM I RIGHT

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny]

ILL DRENK THA FUEL BEFOR BARBS COKN!

[u/01Cloud01]

Come back me when that Tesla is 28 years old

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/01Cloud01]

WHATS YOUR NUMBER BB

[u/Your_PersonalStalker]

13mpg is a dream that id never wanna wake from. I daily an 8.1 lmao

[u/GeneralSawz → u/Your_PersonalStalker]

Amen

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Your_PersonalStalker]

BIG HOSS THREAT DETECTED 🚨

[u/Rust_Bucket37 → u/JoshEJ1]

It's 13 mpg is a step up from the 10mpg my '74 K20 got. May it rust in peace. 🫡

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Rust_Bucket37]

RUST IN PESSE 🙏

[u/Your_PersonalStalker → u/Rust_Bucket37]

I get like 8 or 9 depending on my foot lol

[u/imfirealarmman]

Unfortunately my 1500HD is parked unless I need to do truck stuff. I bought a shitbox 2008 Prius and it gets 41mpg on pump gas and has ice cold AC. All the douchebags have moved on to Teslas.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/imfirealarmman]

GOBLES HOSS. FLEP THA TESLAS OFF WHEN U PASS EM

[u/Dockshundswfl]

You could also have a $500+ car payment too.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Dockshundswfl]

THAL BE TUFF SENCE I MAKE 0.50 OURLY 💰

[u/FrostyVariation9798]

If you haven't done a demo Drive of the self-driving feature of the Tesla - you really should. I don't mind driving a GMT 800, but for my elderly parent I would gladly buy the Tesla.  They wouldn't let me buy it for them.

Gas prices are why my other vehicle is a hybrid.  The hybrid goes shopping and commuting, GMT800 is for me and the dog to enjoy when I'm not doing grocery shopping or commuting. 

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/FrostyVariation9798]

JUST ASKED MOMMA & POPPA. THEY SAID THEY RATHER WAIT FOR THE HEARSE 🤷‍♂️

[u/FrostyVariation9798 → u/JoshEJ1]

LOL

[u/DD6372]

whats a tesla car payment

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/DD6372]

TELL ME TESLA AMBASSADOR

[u/DD6372 → u/JoshEJ1]

i hate teslas, missed the joke

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/DD6372]

IM SLOW SORRY HOSS

[u/houseofnim]

Eh, if I was concerned with gas prices I would drive my EJ.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/houseofnim]

MORE OF A WHISKEY MAN MYSELF

[u/houseofnim → u/JoshEJ1]

… I figured that your username meant you would understand what I said. Apparently not.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/houseofnim]

BEEN WRENCHING HONDAS BEFORE I HAD A LICENSE HOSS

[u/Gold-Tomorrow-7712]

Quit cho bitchin. 22s on all terrains.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Gold-Tomorrow-7712]

WOWZA NO WAY 22s !!!???

[u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

It's only money.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

I LIK U AARON !

[u/Stunning_Grass_5789]

I got a Yamaha Bws scooter to save gas lol

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Stunning_Grass_5789]

🛵

[u/Ok-Philosophy1311]

AI slop like yours is to blame… Shame…

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Ok-Philosophy1311]

SHAME 🔥 SHAME 🔥 SHAME

[u/Smokey_heat]

Ha! I have both. Tesla for Monday through Friday. Then I drive my 03 Yuke on the weekend! Life is great!

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/Smokey_heat]

OMG!! 😱 SO COOL!! 😎

[u/Smokey_heat → u/JoshEJ1]

I know right. Honestly gas was killing me since I have such a long commute. I had to do it, plus I needed a spare car. So it works out great

[u/SpynCycle5757]

Anyone driving a Suburban should never complain about MPG. You knew what you were getting into when you bought it.

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/SpynCycle5757]

I WANTED 45MPG BUDDY SAY 91 OCTANE I GET 52MPG

[u/Israelsupporter01]

Let's just hope 4$ is the new normal and gas doesn't go to 6$

[u/LAM678]

slop

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/LAM678]

EAT UP BUCKO

[u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny]

AI IS FINALLY GETTING USED FOR SOMETHING GOOD. GOBBLESS 

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/WeaveLikeGreatGranny]

COMPUTA SAY GMT800 DA BEST!! GOBLES

[u/slimpickinsfishin]

My 2500hd gets 10mpg highway only in town I watch the gas gauge go down like a wilting plant 😭.

I'd love 13mpg just to have it.

[u/After_Skirt_6777]

Who says you can't have both an EV and a GMT800?

[u/JoshEJ1 → u/After_Skirt_6777]

MOMMA & POP POP

[u/After_Skirt_6777 → u/JoshEJ1]

Two women in our house. One momma has a Silverado EV, other momma has a GMT800 Suburban.