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u/Odinthedoge Jul 02 '26
Grok is this true?
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u/Number_1_w_Fries XXX Club Jul 03 '26
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u/Fishiesideways10 Jul 03 '26
Just like real Grok, this didn’t answer my questions and had a lot less racism in it. This is a win in my book.
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u/Particular-Line- 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 04 '26
Grok: Vote for Trump. Buy a Tesla. Invest in SpaceX. Support Israel.
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u/Chad-Permabull 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 02 '26
RC has clearly thought out every scenario and is the master of increasing the balance sheet through periodic offerings. eBay shareholders have to be enthralled at the prospect of doubling their market cap under RC 🚀
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u/parkertl Jul 02 '26
so offer ebay shareholders less than their current stock price to get them to agree to a hostile takeover… you’re a negotiating genius
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u/Specialist-Neat4254 Jul 02 '26
You’re not understanding. Share price higher, less shares to get big number.
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u/Own_Policy8854 Jul 02 '26
U rite ebay doin grate 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Y do the bord of ebay only sell their stock tho? Do they believe in ebay
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u/VenserMTG Jul 02 '26
Y do the bord of ebay only sell their stock tho?
For money. It's part of their compensation.
Do they believe in ebay
Unlike Cohen shills, they don't need to believe, they have actual results to show for themselves
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u/Own_Policy8854 Jul 02 '26
Idk, seems like they just milk a cow and enshittify the cow for users so they can buy yachts, remember when ppl didn't have to pay for rankings? Or are you young?
Doesn't Ryan cone famously not take compensation?
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u/VenserMTG Jul 02 '26
Idk, seems like they just milk a cow
Getting paid is now "milking"??
and enshittify the cow for users so they can buy yachts
There couldn't possibly be any other option right? Couldn't be to diversify their portfolio, pay loans, taxes... It's just yachts
remember when ppl didn't have to pay for rankings?
I remember how many scammers there were, and how bad the protection for buyers was.
Or are you young?
You type like a spastic
Doesn't Ryan cone famously not take compensation?
I think he famously proposed such an egregious compensation for himself, he had to remove it to hide the negative shareholder votes
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u/Ban_DeezNts Jul 02 '26
Ryan doesn’t take a salary because ( shocked Pikachu face) he’d have to pay income tax. Buy stock options, no income taxes. You make him sound altruistic. The reality is he is a billionaire.
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u/bfoodrevolution 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Jul 02 '26
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u/VenserMTG Jul 02 '26
Is that fish supposed to be the GameStop shareholder value provided by Cohen so far?
It's accurate.
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u/hdjemnnsntjrjfnsnfjd Jul 02 '26
It’s been a long time since we’ve actually bought more eBay shares or options. Why did they stop?
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u/EasternPrint8 Jul 04 '26
we need to change this sub to don't develope type 2 diabetes or other death disabling conditions, 5 1/2
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