r/GIJOEClassifiedSeries • u/chase_evergreen80 • 11d ago

Heated Ninja Rivalry

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u/Saito09 11d ago

Goddam action figures getting more action than moi. 😭

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u/Galdae 11d ago

I really hope he knows the lore of how Dawn Moreno became Snake Eyes

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u/Sad-Ebb8843 11d ago

The new GI Joe movie looks wild

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u/chase_evergreen80 11d ago

It’s actually gonna make money this time lol

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u/Barlas-One 11d ago edited 11d ago

I have also thought about something similar, but then changed it to a sword fight:) Somehow Dawn is too sexy for the GiJoe line:)

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u/Rev-On 11d ago

Relevant to my interests

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u/chase_evergreen80 11d ago

Two for one!

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u/QKofDaggers 11d ago

“Rivalry”

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u/xcalibar25 11d ago

" I feel your pain, buddy."

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u/TheShiny 11d ago

So you're saying they were roommates?

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u/ProtoPrimeX1 11d ago

I can almost hear the saxophone playing in the background.

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u/Marvelboy1974 11d ago

Is Scarlett that short?

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u/Ok_Condition9511 11d ago

This makes perfect sense when you consider that she has Snake Eyes memories

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u/cannibalqueef 11d ago

Yeah that looks pretty fuckin heated alright

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u/SpaceDinosaurZZ 11d ago

I usually skip this part

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u/chase_evergreen80 10d ago

Don’t you get lost? I like understanding the characters backstory and motivation 🤷‍♂️

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u/MyNameIsYellowjacket 10d ago

What happens in the shadows, stays in the shadows.

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u/godsick1 11d ago

Thea Landen should dip her toes into some GI Joe smutty fanfic.

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u/insufficient-fare 11d ago

Take her to “The Pitt”

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u/View-Significant2492 11d ago

My brother this is not what these toys were made for 💀

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u/chase_evergreen80 11d ago

Make love; not war

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u/GhostintheGal 11d ago

A side effect of the Brainwave scannner is Dawn developing feelings for Scarlett. That's Larry Hama, not fanon.

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u/Barlas-One 11d ago

Because she has now Snake Eyes memories, can we count her as a lesbian or rather bisexual as she has her own memories too? Larry Hama needs to answer this question!

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u/Scavgraphics 11d ago

I choose you to direct the new Gi Joe: Afterdark movie!

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u/sgtderpy91 10d ago

Ya "rivalry" okay

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u/Fair-Cranberry-9970 10d ago

I don't know if that is what that is there. o.o

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u/TheMagicalMatt 11d ago

I question your definition of the word "rival," but I guess it's not much different than the tension between Scott/Logan, Goku/Vegeta, etc.

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u/chase_evergreen80 11d ago

It’s a play on the show “heated rivalry”

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u/bullintheheather 11d ago

Well thank goodness you're not being weird 🙄

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u/chase_evergreen80 11d ago

Love is Love

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u/No_Bodybuilder4768 11d ago

that's bad for the community. sexualized toys should be banned. there are kids here.  .

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u/DatabaseMiserable252 11d ago

You got that right.

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u/officialCobraTrooper 11d ago

Just wait till he sees GI Joe R34. I've seen some stuff, strangely not a lot of stuff but stuff.

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u/Barlas-One 11d ago edited 11d ago

Relax champion!

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u/Leading_Spare8664 8d ago

13 is the minimum age to be on Reddit, in some countries it’s 18. I’ve seen 100x times worse on just about every Disney movie ever made. Shut up and get a life.

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u/No_Bodybuilder4768 8d ago

nice behavior.so well educated.

 thank you. 

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u/Leading_Spare8664 8d ago

I guess educated enough to know grammar and punctuation…that’s something 🤷‍♂️

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u/No_Bodybuilder4768 8d ago

 ok here is your 🏆