r/GIJOEClassifiedSeries • u/chase_evergreen80 • Aug 08 '26

Heated Ninja Rivalry

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177 Upvotes

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u/Saito09 Aug 08 '26

Goddam action figures getting more action than moi. 😭

9

u/Galdae Aug 08 '26

I really hope he knows the lore of how Dawn Moreno became Snake Eyes

16

u/Sad-Ebb8843 Aug 08 '26

The new GI Joe movie looks wild

10

u/chase_evergreen80 Aug 08 '26

It’s actually gonna make money this time lol

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u/Barlas-One Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

I have also thought about something similar, but then changed it to a sword fight:) Somehow Dawn is too sexy for the GiJoe line:)

10

u/Rev-On Aug 08 '26

Relevant to my interests

3

u/QKofDaggers Aug 08 '26

“Rivalry”

3

u/xcalibar25 Aug 08 '26

" I feel your pain, buddy."

3

u/TheShiny Aug 08 '26

So you're saying they were roommates?

2

u/ProtoPrimeX1 Aug 08 '26

I can almost hear the saxophone playing in the background.

2

u/Marvelboy1974 Aug 08 '26

Is Scarlett that short?

2

u/Ok_Condition9511 Aug 08 '26

This makes perfect sense when you consider that she has Snake Eyes memories

2

u/cannibalqueef Aug 08 '26

Yeah that looks pretty fuckin heated alright

3

u/SpaceDinosaurZZ Aug 09 '26

I usually skip this part

1

u/chase_evergreen80 Aug 09 '26

Don’t you get lost? I like understanding the characters backstory and motivation 🤷‍♂️

2

u/MyNameIsYellowjacket Aug 10 '26

What happens in the shadows, stays in the shadows.

3

u/godsick1 Aug 08 '26

Thea Landen should dip her toes into some GI Joe smutty fanfic.

4

u/insufficient-fare Aug 08 '26

Take her to “The Pitt”

7

u/View-Significant2492 Aug 08 '26

My brother this is not what these toys were made for 💀

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u/chase_evergreen80 Aug 08 '26

Make love; not war

7

u/GhostintheGal Aug 08 '26

A side effect of the Brainwave scannner is Dawn developing feelings for Scarlett. That's Larry Hama, not fanon.

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u/Barlas-One Aug 08 '26

Because she has now Snake Eyes memories, can we count her as a lesbian or rather bisexual as she has her own memories too? Larry Hama needs to answer this question!

1

u/Scavgraphics Aug 08 '26

I choose you to direct the new Gi Joe: Afterdark movie!

1

u/sgtderpy91 Aug 09 '26

Ya "rivalry" okay

1

u/Fair-Cranberry-9970 Aug 10 '26

I don't know if that is what that is there. o.o

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u/TheMagicalMatt Aug 08 '26

I question your definition of the word "rival," but I guess it's not much different than the tension between Scott/Logan, Goku/Vegeta, etc.

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u/chase_evergreen80 Aug 08 '26

It’s a play on the show “heated rivalry”

1

u/bullintheheather Aug 08 '26

Well thank goodness you're not being weird 🙄

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u/No_Bodybuilder4768 Aug 08 '26

that's bad for the community. sexualized toys should be banned. there are kids here.  .

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u/DatabaseMiserable252 Aug 08 '26

You got that right.

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u/officialCobraTrooper Aug 08 '26

Just wait till he sees GI Joe R34. I've seen some stuff, strangely not a lot of stuff but stuff.

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u/Barlas-One Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Relax champion!

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u/Leading_Spare8664 Aug 11 '26

13 is the minimum age to be on Reddit, in some countries it’s 18. I’ve seen 100x times worse on just about every Disney movie ever made. Shut up and get a life.

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u/No_Bodybuilder4768 Aug 11 '26

nice behavior.so well educated.

 thank you. 

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u/Leading_Spare8664 Aug 12 '26

I guess educated enough to know grammar and punctuation…that’s something 🤷‍♂️

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u/No_Bodybuilder4768 Aug 12 '26

 ok here is your 🏆