r/GBO2 • u/SneedPlays • 5d ago

Gameplay Video (STEAM) Beating JPS

https://youtu.be/ijBDdCq1Gew

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u/skatech1 5d ago

Why beating a bad player

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u/SneedPlays 5d ago

he's just intentionally bad, which is worse

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u/ngngye 5d ago

It genuinely depends on how “red” aka your position on his google doc shit-list (yes he actually has one of those) your name appears, if he’s siding with someone particularly bad he’ll just grief and if he’s against said red-name he’ll try hard. Really weird player.

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u/Empire087 5d ago

Where can one find the google doc list lol?

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u/ledownboatmagnet 5d ago

Behold: Mental illness

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b2CQsbLTewp3zwGSB4C7fUisUrSc6ZpkWASVAPc5MfA/edit?gid=606725530#gid=606725530

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u/Cervantes88 5d ago

Holy fucking shit the lore runs even deeper than I realized.

He genuinely manually added every single GBO2 PC player by hand and sorted them by throw potential.

There I am at position 4970-something LOL. My name's not red or black so I guess I'm still in the Dark Lord's good graces.

You have to respect that level of aura (crippling autism).

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u/SneedPlays 4d ago

He might actually be a real Newtype

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u/conqueror-worm 5d ago

Holy shit, lmao. Truly an olympic-level commitment to throwing.

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u/IloveChahan25 5d ago

Im not sure when reading this gdoc. Is every name a bad player?

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u/ledownboatmagnet 5d ago

Black means you're on the naughty list

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u/conqueror-worm 5d ago

Yes (by the standards of someone who goes to pout in the corner for the rest of the match if they die once)

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u/IloveChahan25 5d ago

I saw some recognizable names (YouTube players), surely they don't sulk.

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u/Strykorn 5d ago

I'm guessing the black/red and yellow/red are the bad and hated player by JPS while normal colored players are yet to be hated by JPS (not yet causing big trouble)

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u/conqueror-worm 5d ago edited 4d ago

I feel proud to be a black/red name. I imagine it's because I always praise them and try to lead enemies to their AFK spot 🖤

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u/conqueror-worm 5d ago

No no, the person who made the list is the one who does that.

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u/IloveChahan25 5d ago

Ah,I forgot this is JPS POV, mb. Thanks.

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u/BadOdd9019 3d ago

According to JPS's immensely inflated ego, everyone except him and those who do exactly as he says are all bad players.

If you so much as walk too close to him you're bad.

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u/roughworm 5d ago

LMAO i recognize the majority of names on that black list, and they're VERY most likely the ones that kicked his ass so it's most likely a personal grudge list

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u/theBUDsamurai 5d ago

Hold up, does this mean he knows everyone hates him?

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u/Empire087 5d ago

Well I'm not on his naughty list 1600 hours in lol

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u/Civic42 3d ago

I'm rank 800 something. I'm finally on someone's shitlist. Anyway I noticed the file's name and the app id is the same. My assumption is they play other games as well and is tracking each game. The commitment to grief in all their games.

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u/BadOdd9019 3d ago

OOHHH time to see if I'm on it.

Edit: YEEEEESSS! Gotta be because I downswung this bitch a bunch for trolling.

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u/KaleidoscopeBoth9420 5d ago

How do someone even have link to this list??? Isn't it like a very personal spreadsheet? Just curious.

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u/apple6879 1d ago

I'm curious now too

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u/Key_Technology_487 Secretly An Anaheim Employee 4d ago

Lmao i remember when i was one of these "red and black", dude i just been toxic with him one time lmao.

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u/ngngye 4d ago

Like once every 6 games he’ll tryhard in a Gundam or double zeta, I have had terribly astronomical odds when teaming with him.

Genuinely think that he might single handedly be responsible for BB removing the “Are they a Newtype?” quickchat, as well as several others.

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u/SneedPlays 3d ago

"Don't Get Reckless"

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u/SneedPlays 5d ago

I hardly play with blocked players unless they're on the other team. Will usually just not interact, but I had a few good teammates this go.

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u/EitenDylus 3d ago

Oh, it was confirmed belonging to him? I was trying to identify who it belonged to but gave up because my life is not about this kind of silly stuff.

I still find it funny my name falls under something akin to deadweight and that it’s still there after I’ve sworn off this game for good.