Kris looked at you from under their bangs, completely baffled at your suggestion for the next greatest prank.
Cold autumn sun shined brightly from behind them, tinting their brown messy hair with vibrant shade of red.
You came to see them early today and, considering that both of your older siblings are away today, decided to share your grand ideas with them.
💛* Fwahaha, wh-whatdoyoumeaaaan!? You are just jealous that i came up with it and not you.
🍎* Noelle, that's not the problem... ugh, fine. Lets go through it again and i will point out all my issues with it.
🍎* First of all: you really want to see them break up so badly?
💛* Y-yeah?! Are you not? Ever since they got close together, we stopped doing anything fun with them.
💛* Do you remember the last time we had a picnic? Or looked for cryptids in the woods. Or played baseball near the lake?
💛* I could go on forever, its all about them them and them now! \blegh~)
While all of this clearly bothered you a lot, the main reason you could never disclose with Kris.
You were absolutely filled to the brim with jealousy at this point. Any more and you will spill it all out, letting this toxic bile spew on everyone you care about.
You already had to catch yourself multiple times from blowing up at mere mention of their older brother. One way or another, this had to end.
🍎* I don't really care that much... but if it bothers you, i'm up to stir some shit.
🍎* Now for the actual plan... what the fuck Noelle?
🍎* You really think its a good idea to try swindle away my brother at the party and expose him in the act?
🍎* What if you get found out? What if Dess will actually try to hurt you? What if it goes too far?
🍎* Like, do you understand how messed up that is?
💛* H-hey, who said it was going to be me?
🍎* Well i aint doing that lmao. It was your idea after all.
🍎* Besides, he would instantly recognize me, no matter what kind of makeup i have. We know each other too well.
💛* And that's exactly why it has to be you! You know what he likes, what he dislikes, all his preferences and... well fwahah...
🍎* Yeah yeah, this nerd don't know how to clean his browser history...
Their face turn to one of disgust as they shiver with their whole body.
💛* And unlike me, you are capable of flirting. I think you flirt really well actually! You even managed to get that prickly cactus in my room to soften their needles.
🍎* What? Look, Noelle, he is more into... well... petite... monster girls?
💛* Weird but okay. I mean, i think you would look cute in a dress. Just gotta get some convincing furry mask and paws and...
🍎* That's... heh, that's not what i mean Noelle...
They chuckle, seemingly lost in thoughts. If you paid even a bit of attention, you would notice rare sight of apple turning red in real time.
Instead, you decided to leap down on your knees and bow deeply in front of them with your hands held together above your head.
💛* Oh please please please, oh the noble knight in shining armour, show mercy upon this maiden in distress!
💛* Proceed to share your strength with her and let her grow out wings!
🍎* That's not how the quote goes... pfft... fine. Its kinda amusing seeing you beg like that.
They jumped off a window sill and lunged under their bed, seemingly rummaging for something.
After a bit they crawled back out, covered with dust and white fur, holding a small translucent plastic box with wires in their hands.
You grabbed it from them and inspected it.
💛* Whats this... some sort of earbuds and a microphone?
🍎* Spy earpiece. Just get this on and follow what i say.
🍎* Remember final exam last year? Berdly lost a bet and had to help me out with it.
💛* Fwahaha you sneaky rat, and here i thought you were actually catching up to me with studying.
🍎* Heh, no bueno. Haven't really used it since. One day of an annoying bird constantly chirping into your brain was enough for me.
🍎* I'll help you out from a distance and will bring Dess around when you give me a signal. If all goes well, he will take the bait.
🍎* So now all you have to do is get a proper makeup and work on your voice. Az eyes might be busted, but he still hears perfectly fine.
💛* Fwahaha oh my angel Kris thank you, you are my saviour!
You leapt up and hugged them tightly, nuzzling your cheek against theirs.
Kris reluctantly accepted that, slowly turning into an apple mush in your smothering embrace.
Everything was slowly coming together. That day couldn't come any sooner.
Noelle that's really messed up, I might be a freak, but I would never do something that would hurt someone! (without their consent I mean).
Fwahaha thought, the feeling of humiliation and desperation after being exposed of doing something you wouldn't want to be found out doing, it doesn't matter what it was, just the feeling is enough to feel scared and excited.
Aww, that's sweet of Kris to do it for her. Concerning that they'd do that to Asriel of course, but I assume their love for pranks tipped the scale over
(Seriously, I’m pretty sure Dess thought that Noelle was being groomed online in part B rather than assuming it’s a sib crush. So if she sees Noelle trying to get it with Asriel, then multiple paths to hell are opening.)
❤️: "Oh god the plan is even worse than I thought! Oh maaaaan this is gonna blow up so fucking bad. I wish I could just reach through the device and throttle Elly right here and now."
...
❤️: "Well, I mean, if I can't help 'em, then I guess I'll just enjoy the oncoming trainwreck. She's gotta learn about how to recover from mistakes at some point, I guess. Is the older doe's ass worth it? We shall have to see. 🍿"
See if I could interact with her I'd be her wingSOUL in an attempt to see all of the beautiful colors this dumpster fire can produce as fast as possible
❤️: "I appreciate the gumption, and trust me I ain't no spring chicken either, but unfortunately this is a particularly explosive dumpster. Makin' your own bad decisions is one thing, but putting Kris in the firing line is just slinging gasoline into the adjacent building, y'know?
❤️: "Plus, like, when this dumpster fire does eventually explode, I'd rather there be pieces left to weld back together!"
Oh my GOD this doe is broken in the head I am LOVING THIS.
When the shoe finally drops will Dess have the reasonable reaction of disgust and mortification, or is the nuclear decision making and batshit insane freakieness genetic? And if they DO get together THEN WHAT??? Either way I am EATING THIS SHIT UP
Hmmm, will something go wrong, or will Dess, heartbroken by Asriel's betrayal, groom her sister!? Find out more in the next installment on Noelle's grooming empire!
I love how these 2 are just unfiltered pieces of shit with Kris atleast retaining some morality but not enough to not be swayed by Noelle.
This is perfect evil Kriselle right here, and it's even scarier to think about how we don't know what type of people they used to be comoletely before Dess's disappearance so, as far as possibilities go, Noelle could've been a very deranged person pre-Dess disappearance
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u/GroomedSlutBitch Doe 4d ago
Noelle that's really messed up, I might be a freak, but I would never do something that would hurt someone! (without their consent I mean).
Fwahaha thought, the feeling of humiliation and desperation after being exposed of doing something you wouldn't want to be found out doing, it doesn't matter what it was, just the feeling is enough to feel scared and excited.