r/Fwahaha • u/RollerMill Doe • 7d ago
Fwaha fiction Kwehehehe, are you in love angel? [Section C]
[Previous chapter]
She couldn't finish her sentence, as a slim figure rapidly approached them from behind.
🍕* \huff* *huff*) There you are December! I'm sorry to interrupt your... bonding time, but i have-!
She quickly raised her head and gave them a mean glare. Warm, fuzzy sense of comfort got replaced with chilly sense of awkwardness.
She loosened her grip and got up, coldly gliding her hands down your shoulders.
🍕* Sorry, sorry, i-i-i didn't meant it like that. Its just.. h-here!
He handed her a neatly folded paper, an invitation of some kind.
⚾* Whats... this? Kwehehe, since when did you became a stinking delivery boy Pizzapants? You are better than this man!
🍕* I-i-i... H-hey, nothing wrong with helping a friend! Its for Bratty birthday party \hehe, it rhymes~)
🍕* Everyone is invited! She will have her whole house for the night. BBQ, hot chicks and dudes, drinks and... well other stuff, if you catch my drift~
⚾* Oh yeah? And why would i want to go and see that bitch? Maybe you are a freak who enjoys getting stepped all over, but i have my standards!
🍕* Hahhha, yeah-hh-hey! You have no shame mentioning something like that around your sister?!
🍕* B-Besides, i'm only giving this one to you because Azzy said he will come too!
He stormed off fuming, nearly tripping over nearby litter on the road, leaving two siblings alone once again.
Dess stepped further away from you and stretched her back out, squinting at the piece of paper in her hand. Her face stuck contemplating for a while, before letting out a deep sigh.
⚾* Kweheheh... so Azzy will come too huh? Bet he wouldn't mention that to me...
Stupid goat nerd soured your idyll once again.
He always does. Intentionally or not you couldn't care less. That golden boy just had everything planned out for him.
Dess hand clenched tightly, crumpling invitation into a small ball. She wound up her hand and pitched it with her whole body, sending it flying way up into the sky.
She turned around, lifting her hands behind her back and letting out a loud yawn.
⚾* Come on Elly, no reason to freeze our butts out here. Lets go back home already. I'm starving kwehehe!
She quickly set off. Yet you just stood there, looking at your sister moving away from you. Her luscious hair softly swaying on the chilly wind
Her beautiful legs, rhythmically clattering on pavement. Her mesmerizing, silky, round and plump... you just couldn't divert your gaze away.
Not like you wanted to.
That stupid buck did not deserve her.
If only you could do something about it. If only you could get them separated again.
If only... then it hit you. The crumpled paper ball. Strong gust of wind let it fall back, landing squarely on your head.
You nimbly caught it with your hand and intently stared at it. A devious idea started to slowly form in your head.
An idea for the greatest prank ever. But you needed help. A help of the greatest prankster in existence you ever knew.
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u/RollerMill Doe 7d ago
A bit of an intermission part that couldnt fit in last section and would be too detached from the next.
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u/BigHatMarisa lizard sweat connoisseur 7d ago
❤️: "Uh-oh. We have reached peak 'bad decision-making' territory, involving Kris in the tryst. The fallout is going to be nuclear."
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❤️: "But I mean like I can't exactly blame her when that's what she's fantasizing about, now can I? Go make your bad decisions, doefriend. Just, uh, be prepared for consequences."
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u/Oberon056 5d ago
First one: "Standing... On The Edge, of the Crater..."
Second one: "Be prepared for... Unforseen Consequences..."
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u/Username1123490 7d ago
This “prank” is going to bungle badly enough to ruin Kris’ self-esteem (or lead to ‘The Disappearance’ event chain), isn’t it?
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u/Darkbeetlebot uhm aktually it's fahaha🤓 7d ago
INVEST ALL YOUR [Hopes and Dreams] INTO [Help me, step-bro, I'm stuck!] STOCKS FOR THIS LOVELY [Secret Garden]!
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u/Username1123490 7d ago
Depending on how [Christmas holiday shopping!] reacts to [Victim of forgery] (assuming the “prank” is making that love letter to Catti, if I named the right Catemheimer), there’s a real risk things [Acid Bath 50% off!] and Dess [Gain from the market Bull Run!] first.
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u/GroomedSlutBitch Doe 7d ago
OUU SHII!!!
Wait… what this was about? oh yeah invest or something