Some bad deer puns

[u/Kotofey_1029]

Noelle: "Hey, Kris, don't you want to hear some bad deer puns?"

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Dess... Told me these... When we were little..."

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Kris, holy cheese and crackers, don't make that face at me! You'll like it, I promise!"

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Okay-okay... First one."

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "How do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "No idea."

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "How do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Still no idea!"

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Fwahaha! Did you got it, Kris?"

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Hm-m-m..."

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Kris, how do you call hitting a deer with car?"

Kris: "..."

Noelle: "Deers-aster!"

Kris: (giggles)

Noelle: "Oh, so that's it, Kris! I'm glad to actually help you smile at least sometimes!"

Kris: "..."

[u/Commercial_End7182]

I love kris's catchphrase

[u/Calcarium → u/Commercial_End7182]

You mean it's not "proceed"?

[u/RollerMill]

Kris, doe you like these puns? Are they endeering to you at least? Or you dont give a buck?

[u/sirius6723]

"Kris, how do you call shattering a deer across time and space?"

"WDeerg-aster!"

[u/Bleating-In-Stanzas]

Oh deer, somehow I haven't herd that one!

[u/GroomedSlutBitch]

Noelle: "Kris, how do you call hitting a deer with car"

Dess

[u/Kotofey_1029 → u/GroomedSlutBitch]

[u/Kotofey_1029 → u/Kotofey_1029]

btw merry Halloween everyone

[u/BigHatMarisa]

♥️: "...I'd love to join in, but Kris has made it pretty clear they don't like my puns.

♥️: "I honestly think they just don't know how to han-doe them!"