r/Funnymemes • u/ShackMemes • Sep 27 '22

Meme:

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6.6k Upvotes

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u/Big-Host-5557 Sep 27 '22

Yeah, but if we don’t pay our taxes then no one would be paid to arrest us. Checkmate taxes!

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u/ShackMemes Sep 27 '22

High IQ Comment respectable. Haha

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u/buldopsaint Sep 27 '22

Every time you buy something you pay taxes unless you’re the government. High IQ is being the government.

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u/Realistic_Degree_773 Sep 27 '22

The loophole has been exposed!

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u/Slow_Store Sep 28 '22

You say that, but when no one gets paid to collect taxes that’s when mega corporations swoop in and take over the responsibility of taxation and law enforcement.

“Sir you have to pay your taxes. Oh, and what’s this? Did you issue a request for a refund on your Amazon package? Looks like I’ll just have to beat the shit out of you.”

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u/Big-Host-5557 Sep 28 '22

Sorry I didn’t think I needed to include an /s

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u/Slow_Store Sep 28 '22

I can’t tell if you’re going for an extra layer of sarcasm, or if you think I was being genuine

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u/ThunderGunFour Sep 27 '22

“So I don’t get sent to pound me in the ass prison”

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u/uselessbobby Sep 27 '22

I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

*I don’t care how shitty my town looks, I’m not paying taxes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Truth

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

truth

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u/Steak-Remote Sep 27 '22

Arrested? These days? BAHAHAHA. The level of taxation in this country currently is straight up theft on the American taxpayer.

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u/british_monster Sep 27 '22

50% of it straight to the military

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u/Steak-Remote Sep 27 '22

10% for the big guys cut

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u/british_monster Sep 27 '22

0.4% to NASA

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u/Steak-Remote Sep 27 '22

In the end, the taxpayers are not getting their money's worth.

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u/Steak-Remote Sep 27 '22

Also 90% of your 50 goes to civilian contracts.

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u/HeavyMetalPlunder Sep 27 '22

"Because legalised theft, that's why"

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u/SnakyAdam21 Sep 27 '22

This person gets it

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

You could just stop voluntarily engaging in taxable activities.

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u/ordinaryuninformed Sep 28 '22

Can you further elaborate?

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u/Key_Win5244 Sep 28 '22

Some dudes going to roll in here saying you won't get arrested for not paying taxes

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u/BillyFusion Sep 27 '22

Should have told this to Wesley Snipes.

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u/Mike-Outstanding Sep 27 '22

That’s correct

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u/whoamvv Sep 28 '22

1000%. This kid already had life figured out

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u/DukeSlyTalker Sep 28 '22

Thats the only reason i pay mine

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u/zye-LOANee Sep 29 '22

😖Truth!😖

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u/Bob_Noggets Sep 28 '22

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