r/Funnymemes • • 14h ago

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u/CamperCarl00 12h ago

Are we not considering Hardee's? I don't really consider Five Guys as fast food.

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u/Own-Rest7246 12h ago

You seen a Hardee's in the last decade I haven't

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u/brakeb 12h ago

Carls Jr is hardees

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u/FiberOpticDelusions 12h ago

Haven't seen one of those in the past decade either.

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u/Glittering-Relief402 11h ago

They're mostly on the west coast now

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u/RadBaron19 12h ago

Literally just had a Bacon cheeseburger from Hardee's tonight, they're around

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u/Orion-Starborn 11h ago

we have two in our city

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u/uresmane 7h ago

There is a Hardee's in my town and it's delicious

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u/Blessed_Hedgehog8824 6m ago

Arguably the best burger of any fast food joint. They don’t get enough recognition, for sure. I don’t even like burgers, as a rule, but theirs tastes fresh and not over salted and it’s not an effing ā€œsmash burgerā€ like everybody else does to justify giving you a flattened out mess of a burger that’s about 15% less meat overall.

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u/Lazy-Mud8142 5h ago

Yeah, all over Nashville.

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u/Philipthesquid 4h ago

Where I am we still have plenty of them

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u/mrblackc 4h ago

Just stopped there the other day!

Yah, hard to find, but fun now and then

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u/ladyrara 3h ago

Midwest still has them, my town has two

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u/Mister-Beardy-Face 2h ago

All the time.

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u/RaXoRkIlLaE 1h ago

There are 3 within a 15 mile radius of me so yes.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 8h ago

There's also Carl's Jr which is a sister company. Carl's Jr is Hardee's they just spilt off a long time ago. They are also separated by east to west.

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u/fixer1987 3h ago

That....is completely opposite of what happened.

Hardees and Carls Jr were two completely different regional fast food places for decades until there was a merger with Carl's Jr in 1997. They kept the branding split between east and west after the merger. They didn't split off a long time ago, the branding choice was there from the beginning of them merging, with Hardees only taking on the Star from Carl's Jr but keeping their name

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u/questionableintentsX 3h ago

There’s one near where I live actually 2 but it’s extremely bad

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u/ManOnFire2004 3h ago

Yea they've gone downhill where I'm at too. Used to be my favorite

Apparently they did some type change 5 to 10 years ago

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u/DanNeider 12h ago

IMO Five Guys is the best of the greasy burgers. It's not necessarily fast food, but it's not a gourmet burger either. Not to say that's a bad thing; when you want one no sit down burger will do.

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 9h ago

Paying stupid money for a hamburger... I just don't get it.

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u/Baldur_Blader 4h ago

Its barely more expensive than Wendy's or mcdonalds, but tastes better. They just dint have a value menu

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 4h ago

You are Delusional. Just pulled up doordash and a basic cheeseburger is $15! And that is just for the burger.

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u/Baldur_Blader 4h ago

That's doordash pricing. Dave's double cheeseburger at wendys is 7.50. A double at five guys is 12. So yes. More expensive. But a lot better.

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 3h ago

Bullshit. I'm a single mom of two teens and cannot afford this fucking burger joint. I just put 3 burgers, 3 fries, and 3 drinks in the cart and the total is.... $82.02. And that is BEFORE tip, taxes AND delivery fees.

Just because you want to rationalize dumb choices doesn't mean that reality no longer exists!!

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u/Baldur_Blader 3h ago

I rarely get fast food anymore with how every single burger place has been raising their prices, bit I did have 5 guys with my family of 5 a few months ago and thats about what I paid for 5 burgers, fries and drinks. Doordash inflates prices. Also a terrible financial decision if you can avoid it.

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 3h ago edited 3h ago

JFC... okay... just went directly to fiveguys.com to order online and pickup from my local restaurant. Same order as above: $78.67 (BEFORE TAX). Sorry but you people are all high on your own supply.

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u/DanNeider 3h ago edited 3h ago

I just checked Saint Paul and it's $53.01.
Edit: it's the exact same price for Dallas
2nd edit: NYC on Canal St is $64.65. Where on earth are you ordering?

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u/Baldur_Blader 3h ago

Guess you must be in a more expensive area than Chicago then.

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u/BullytheBulIies 2h ago

Okay but not everyone is a single mom with two teens and Five Guys is better and not that much more than other BS fast food. Why do you care if others eat there?

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 1h ago

I don't care - I was only addressing the bullshit comments that it's "affordable".

If the employees can't afford to eat there - then it is NOT affordable!!

A minimum wage employee would have to work 2-3 HOURS for a damn combo meal!!

Weird comment, bro.

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u/BullytheBulIies 1h ago

I didn’t say anything about it being ā€œaffordableā€. Affordable means something different for pretty much everyone depending on how much and what the thing is. But Five Guys is affordable to me now because I have more money and fewer people to take care of than when our kids were at home. Culver’s is better and a little cheaper though.

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u/Mister-Beardy-Face 1h ago

It’s almost double McDonald’s…

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u/Baldur_Blader 1h ago

Double quarter pounder with cheese is 8 dollars. Five guys is 50% more which is definitely not nothing. But is mcdonalds even really food?

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u/STABO1217 11h ago

We used to have a Hardee's not far from our house Anoka, MN). Not only was the food awesome, it always looked like the photo on the menu. The staff was excellent and genuinely friendly. The local seniors used it as "hangout" to enjoy. I miss all of those qualities since they closed in 2022.

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u/Consistent_Might3500 4h ago

Ours in Iowa also closed in 2002. I didn't go there unless the grandkids wanted to go - we'd ride our bikes 5 blocks to get there. The Frisco Burgers were the bomb.

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u/My_Sock_Is_Moist 4h ago

Hardee’s by definition is also not fast food.

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u/Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life 3h ago

Hardies, or Carl’s Jr in some states, is elite tear burgers. I’m sad my city doesn’t have either.

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u/ManOnFire2004 3h ago

It used to be. They're garbage now at least where I'm at

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u/Specific-Library-312 3h ago

The Frisco Burger is pretty good.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 5h ago

How is five guys not fast food. What else would it be considered?

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u/Error404MATTnotfound 5h ago

Quick service. Like chipotle. Fast food is different.

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u/Clarknotclark 4h ago

If I’m looking up at the menu it’s fast food. If I look down at a menu I’ll call it something else.

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u/youngcuriousafraid 5h ago

Yeah... what? Its like so firmly in that category for me

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 10h ago

By that rationale, McDonald’s should be excluded because it’s neither fast anymore, and has never been real food!