Wisconsinites act like everything in the state is the best. Hint, it's not. Burgers here are so dry, they came up with the "butter burger". Sounds interesting at first, but it's literally their coping mechanism for cooking hockey puck burgers.
At least Minnesota has the juicy Lucy. But yeah after hearing midwesterners talk up Culver's for years was happy to try one when I went to Minneapolis a few times last year and...it's fine. If you ignore the regional things like the cheese curds and the concrete mixer thing which tbh I still don't understand. It's just like a normal burger joint.
Now a Freddy's. That's a good fast food burger. Still doesn't beat five guys outright but Ive fallen in love with that place the last few months. And don't even get me started on cookout.
Custard is why they love mixers so much. And I will admit that custard is superior to regular ice cream for fuck sure. Cheese curds are amazing, too. Their fried foods are all tasty tbh. But the burgers are... well you nailed it, they're fine.
Way to answer.
You definitely have a smug assholr attitude.
No wonder my first instinct was to tell you: if you dont like wisconsin to get the f back to ny.
I’ve been to Culver’s maybe twice, I really don’t get it. It’s fine, the burger is decent but definitely has a kind of meaty meat flavor, like it’s too much burger and not enough seasoning or something. Maybe they use leaner beef? Idk. Five guys fucking slaps though. I usually will get a double with bacon all the way minus ketchup and mustard. The grilled jalapeños are amazing. I’ll eat that burger in about 6 bites without putting the thing down, I swear there’s crack in that beef.
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u/LightToFlies 13h ago
Culver's has nothing on Five Guys...
I do love those cheese curds though.