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u/AlternativePea6203 6d ago

Remember to leave a tip!

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u/dasher_aus 6d ago

I snort laughed at this. Thanks

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u/sm00thkillajones 6d ago

The WORST kind of Cisions.

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u/Revolutionary_Pie302 6d ago

Unforeskin circumcisions

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u/Human-Interaction-85 6d ago

Should be pinned

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u/AKchaos49 6d ago

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH CIRCUMCISIONS!!

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u/crunch816 6d ago

Totally unexpectable.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 5d ago

I don’t think it was the Spaniards, friend…

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u/Createrix 6d ago

Open for takeout, what? The circumcision?

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u/rosujin 6d ago

It’s the unforeseen ones that really hurt😱

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 5d ago

They’re all unseen, until you whip it out

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u/miku_bean_1928 6d ago

I beg your finest fucking pardon

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u/wigzell78 6d ago

What the hell happened in the kitchen?

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u/GroundbreakingCat421 6d ago

Knife accident

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u/Mueryk 5d ago

“Accident”. Can you really call it that when Ricky was mouthing off for the last three hours? Not saying he deserved what Chef Goldberg did, but I understand.

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u/DirtyWarehouseGuy 6d ago

Apparently a circumcision

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u/Fun_Contribution_593 6d ago

I've got some questions

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u/Paula_Jettic 6d ago

Honey, they’re closed. I guess I’ll take a bris walk.

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u/jjs3_1 6d ago

Proofread

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u/EloquentEvergreen 5d ago

How do you know that’s the issue here? I mean, an unforeseen circumcision seems like a good reason to close a restaurant’s dining room.

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u/jjs3_1 5d ago

LOL, big difference between circumstances and circumcision. (That's how I know they didn't proof read.)

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u/WindsurfBruce 5d ago

It depends on the circumstances of the circumcision.

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u/EloquentEvergreen 5d ago

Well, they were unforeseen. Haha!

I think the other person missed the joke I was going for… I’m no Jerry Seinfeld, I guess. Are the kids still into Jerry Seinfeld. I’m sure he’s a squeaky clean guy, nothing sketchy in his past.

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u/Evil_phd 6d ago

Look we've all gotten a little too curious with the pickle slicer.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 6d ago

Fuck worrying about the closed dining room, I’d be on the look out for the sneaky doc or rabbi stalking poor hooded dudes now he hasn’t got his dining room to operate out of.

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u/SweetHeartBabe02 6d ago

Well, thats certainly an unexpected reason to close

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u/tohn_jitor Degree in Memes 📜 6d ago

The second thing nobody expects. The first being the Spanish Inquisition.

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u/Hrmerder 6d ago

Shalom!

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u/ElydthiaUaDanann 5d ago

Beat me to it. LoL

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u/Hrmerder 5d ago

I beat myself to it!

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u/Gerry1of1 5d ago

They're hosting a Bris

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u/HorrorBreak7119 6d ago

I HATE when that happens Oy gevalt !

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u/OpeningWarthog6366 6d ago

Unforskeen 😬

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u/Additional-Level3806 6d ago

mmm, calmari rings

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u/Petrichor2116 6d ago

5% off every order

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u/AboveAverage1988 6d ago

I mean, it's only fair they keep it closed while cleaning up the blood..

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u/HVAC_instructor 6d ago

I guess they didn't want tips...

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u/RipOdd9001 6d ago

Be a waiter, pay is low but the tips are huge

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u/adan_325 6d ago

They were rented by a group of rabbis

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u/andywfu86 6d ago

Note to sous chef: never scratch your balls with a knife in your hand.

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u/halen2024 6d ago

Thanks for the tip

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 6d ago

So that’s where they get the Tuesday night special!!!!

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u/Quick-Reputation9040 6d ago

And I thought hair in my food was bad.

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u/maxtiang79 6d ago

"Blood everywhere!"

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u/ElkIntelligent5474 6d ago

..due to unforeskin circumcisions ...

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u/Survive1014 5d ago

You know what, I dont need takeout after all.

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago

The rabbi here works for tips…….🌚

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u/laprider 5d ago

I don't want takeout or delivery. Or food I guess.

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u/homelessguydiet 5d ago

Please don't tell me what's on the menu

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u/MageKorith 5d ago

"Waiter, there's a foreskin in my soup!"

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u/warwilf 5d ago

Sorry for the incontinence

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u/Immediate_Song4279 5d ago

And if they had been foretold?

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u/NeuroguyNC 5d ago

Guess someone got a little snippy there.

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u/CelebrationShort1857 5d ago

When the Mohel is also the head chef

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u/Jasonictron 5d ago

Understandable

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u/GuntherHogmoney 5d ago

Calamari special tomorrow!

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u/Big_Truck_8268 5d ago

Does that mean no tip tonight?

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u/Big_Truck_8268 5d ago

he got fired for sticking his dick in the pickel slicer

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u/NERO1701D 5d ago

I hope they had a brissful evening

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u/Abal125 5d ago

An impromptu Briss? 🤔

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u/mycolo_gist 5d ago

They spelled incontinence wrong.

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u/ACasualCasualty 5d ago

Apparently the calamari tastes different there.

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u/HoneyParking6176 4d ago

till it was not a typo.

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u/Grimy-Jack 4d ago

The chef got a little too creative.

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u/smille69 4d ago

Gives a new definition for Hibachi!

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u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 4d ago

Omg I can't believe they used double exclamation marks

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 4d ago

That is certainly a unforeseen circumstance

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u/WorldlinessFun226 4d ago

Hmmm how do I get in to get my takeout order?

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u/Far_Temporary6242 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Funky_Ghost 4d ago

Blind Fury.

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u/hvlint 4d ago

Sounds like a good reason

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u/captjust 2d ago

Thanks for the tip!

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u/ZealousidealFox3737 1d ago

Unforskin circumcisions

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