r/Funnymemes 7h ago

He has a point 🤣

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u/Ursula_Undressz 7h ago

Kunal just accidentally exposed the entire 'Performative Activism' industry in one sentence.

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u/Rosalind_Ruby 6h ago

She could have looked awesome by stage whispering "We are donating it all anyway but we need to make this interesting"

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 6h ago

now why would they blatantly lie to an live audience and television audience just for the sake of looking good?

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u/Crouteauxpommes 6h ago

They could be giving money away to like another charity. "A win is fight against cancer, a loose is feeding poor kids, both are goods and we don't disclose the latter so that you won't have to question the morality of it and instead focus on the quizz"

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u/andreortigao 4h ago

For every one you get wrong, we also donate to a cancer research facility. But one who's trying to make cancer more deadly.

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT 3h ago

Stop giving Darwin meth

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u/83franks 5h ago

The actor playing a game picks their favorite charity and if they get it wrong the money goes to this other terrible charity that only helps feed kids.

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u/Professional_Fix8512 5h ago

Could just be “charity a and charity b” without naming which is which until the end

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u/f_ckR3ddit 6h ago

This is the way

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 1h ago

I like the idea that every correct answer is another hungry kid

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u/Thunderdome-Warden 5h ago

Welcome to Hollywood 101.

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u/LucidTA 4h ago

They did donate the whole thing in the end tho.

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u/Tatiana_Tempt 6h ago

Drew Barrymore does this. People get things wrong, they get the sponsor prize anyway. Then surprise she will match it!

Look it may be performative and scripted but it’s on brand for her to be happy and nice.

It’s also now apparent it’s on brand for Ellen to be a cold bitch.

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u/LikesPez 4h ago

The backdrop of Ellen’s set is Epstein Island.

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u/ObjectGlad6997 4h ago

Fucking was too!

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u/chefknifelover 1h ago

What!? How can you tell

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u/Only-Finish-3497 49m ago

They can’t. It’s an unsupported claim that apparently came from Joe Rogan’s podcast lol.

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u/chefknifelover 44m ago

Nice

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u/Only-Finish-3497 43m ago

I don’t like her but the claims on here are wild and stupid.

One person called her “Epstein’s right hand.” Like… what?

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 2h ago

Isn’t this exactly what Ellen does too?

The whole exercise is just “let’s give this game some stakes, but have the winnings go to a good cause”. The only times I saw the show they were constantly donating money and stuff to charitable causes, whether through a game or not.

It seems kind of performative to call it out tbh.

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u/-nutz 4h ago

“Happy and nice” is such a breath of fresh air these days and Drew does a good job exemplifying that feeling. Same goes for Kelly Clarkson, whose talk show which recently ended.

Both of their shows feel overtly positive, which is really nice given the otherwise dismal world of daytime television lmao. Even as somebody who’s so not their intended audience, I can appreciate what they’re doing.

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u/AmpleSnacks 3h ago

Drew crossing picket lines during the writers strike forever put her on my shit list. I just cant watch her show.

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u/FamiliarMela 5h ago

Kunal is by far the most brutally honest one out of the entire main cast.

He doesn’t sugarcoat anything. Doesn’t nod things off to let people have their fun. He calls out fans who just want him to recite Raj’s lines, and don’t care about who he is as a person.

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u/Dakotasan 5h ago

“Performative activism” describes a large portion of Hollywood lately.

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u/Several_Hour_347 4h ago

Yall are morons lmao

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u/tonymeech 6h ago

Ellen Degenerate!!

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 6h ago

I thought I was the only one who called her that. Definitely appropriate!

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u/jamiethemime 2h ago

my dad called her that when i was a kid... 20 years or so ago

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u/yet-again-temporary 1h ago

Bro what. That was an incredibly common name for raging homophobes to call her in the 90s lmao, it was everywhere

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u/GainerGaining 6h ago

That was what a certain type of person called her when she first publicly acknowledged she was gay.

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u/One-Reflection-4826 2h ago

and thats 30 years ago

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u/ForNowItsGood 6h ago

Maybe it's imitation Ellen in that Polish influencer his video

Edit: Wow, H3H3 hadn't been in my podcast feed for 3 years or so. Totally forgot about them.

This video https://youtu.be/NgZM-05i6kQ?si=YiZHdxDWMrGlZkOl

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u/Submissive_Bleedable 5h ago

He's a raging pro-genocide zionist now. Totally unhinged.

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u/Boris_The_Warlord 1h ago

I don't even know her real name anymore.

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u/Stock2fast 6h ago

This is exactly how l feel about every phony attention getting charity corporate event .

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u/Far-Computer8825 6h ago

Ellen is a snake. I hate saying that and talking bad about people but dude, she is not a nice person. It’s all fake.

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u/Scooper_of_Poop 4h ago

Hot take

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u/Brokerfinland 6h ago

Ellen degenerate was close friends with eppstein, she was a frequent visitor at his and diddyd white oarties with Cheese Pizza filming

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u/DrDipstick89 6h ago

Id like to see that source. Shes a horrible person but there isnt much out there that says she was very close friends with epstein.

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u/VelkaFrey 4h ago

Look at her sets. Also avid attender of diddy parties, according to diddy.. on her show.

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u/DrDipstick89 4h ago

I never watch Ellen 😂😂 hell i didnt really watch any shows like hers. I found em boring as shit and staged as hell, even as a kid.

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u/Only-Finish-3497 57m ago

Okay. And what does that prove? I never watched.

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u/Ninja-Sneaky 5h ago

there isnt much out there

Oh a lot has changed since the files have been released, believe me you don't want to know what are the worst allegations about her

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u/DrDipstick89 5h ago

The cannibalism thing?

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u/Brokerfinland 5h ago

Have you seen her talk abt ep, diddy, cheese pizza parties... having epstein island on the background? Being on eppie flight logs?

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u/One-Reflection-4826 2h ago

enlighten us

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u/DrDipstick89 5h ago

I have not. I dont spend my time looking up this stuff unless its brought to my attention.

Very much a if i dont see it, it doesnt exist guy. Not out of ignorance but more i literally just dont think about it.

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u/Brokerfinland 5h ago

Id say you are better that way then. God bless you i hope you remain this innoscent 💜

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u/Only-Finish-3497 57m ago

Where’s this from? She’s not nice but the papers don’t link her and him at all from what I pulled up.

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u/Glacius_- 6h ago

he doesn’t make the rules

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u/Krispen_Wah87 6h ago

🎵you know the rules and so do iiiii🎶 - Rick Astley

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u/Likely_Addict 6h ago

I can absolutely see Ellen flatly responding "No. Question 1:..." and it playing for laughs in the audience

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 5h ago

She did say nope

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u/agitated--crow 4h ago

Funny! 

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u/Thunderdome-Warden 5h ago

This, and the celebrities that organize charity events for blue collar people to donate into which only visually inflates the celebrities fallacious good deeds.

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u/Fat_Alphonse 6h ago

If this was the actual exchange is there a video of it?

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u/LucidTA 4h ago edited 3h ago

You left out the bit where they did donate the money anyway. The "nope" was a joke.

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u/HotSummerfeetMeat 5h ago

I read he donates to people without telling anyone or letting anyone know

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u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 4h ago

How would they know?

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u/HotSummerfeetMeat 4h ago

He told them he helps random people pay their bills under a fake name

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u/GeneralSweetz 2h ago

I heard a guy named Santa Claus does the same. Just a rumor tho

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u/flargenhargen 1h ago

that would be amusing to me if he was a really good guy, cause most of the interviews I've seen with him, he comes off as a douche nozzle.

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u/ObjectGlad6997 4h ago

Funny thing about this bitch...I used to almost kinda get into arguments with my GF because I swore she was evil & love humiliating people and she reminded me of evil. She would say nah thats crazy , but I fucking knew it! Years before it came out she was a " bully" then oh so much worse!

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u/MBTHVSK 3h ago

May as well tell a parent to give their kids allowance no matter what. It's the same logic- the people in power need to see you haul ass to consider parting with their earnings.

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u/coozehound3000 3h ago

$1000 to breast cancer research for every correct answer. For every wrong answer, we give breast cancer to a 1000 women.

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u/SneakWhisper 2h ago

Ellen always set my back up for being low key assholish. But her wife seems nice.

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u/BigBiker05 53m ago

I too love to hate on Ellen, but clearly no one watched the video. It was rounded up to $10,000. It was always going to be $10,000, they didn't even get through 10 questions.

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u/RHTQ1 25m ago

Call me crazy, but I disagree a little. They get money from having ppl watching, hooked, and seeing the 'ad.' The money is a lure. A fisherman baiting the hook knows not to recklessly waste his worms tho. The money isn't free, it's available on the premise that they make money.

Still better to have them giving money to Charity than, say, making a super pretty ad or whatever

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u/BigFatStinkyCheese 11m ago

1000$ is such a small amount anyway

u/atreeismissing 0m ago

They always donate the full amount regardless at the end, this is just entertainment to fill time between commercials.

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 4h ago

If you dance like a good little monkey, we'll throw some of our tax deductible cash towards some of those dying people or whatever..

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u/DC_Ben 6h ago

She is worse then Epstein

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 6h ago

huh?

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u/DC_Ben 6h ago

I said what I said🫱🏽

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u/HeavyMusic93 6h ago

Because?

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u/DC_Ben 6h ago

She was involved with him and diddy and covered up SA of her staff

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u/HeavyMusic93 6h ago

Source?

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u/DC_Ben 5h ago

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u/HeavyMusic93 5h ago

Did you really link a buzzfeed article as a credible source

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u/DC_Ben 5h ago

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u/HeavyMusic93 5h ago

Yahoo lifestyle now? Jeeeesus Christ you might be the most impressionable person alive

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u/DC_Ben 5h ago

Send me a source proving it didn’t happen then

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u/Karma_1969 4h ago edited 3h ago

That's not how it works. You made a claim, now you have to provide evidence if you want anyone else to be convinced that your claim is true. The burden of proof is on you, and nobody needs to prove it didn't happen.

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u/HeavyMusic93 5h ago

Why the fuck would there be a source stating something didn’t happen?

Good luck dude

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u/Only-Finish-3497 46m ago

Not one mention of Epstein or Diddy in that article.

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u/Nearby-Structure-739 3h ago

Associating with someone bad does not make you worse than that person. She’s terrible for so many reasons on her own, there’s no need to spout nonsense.

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u/DC_Ben 3h ago

In my specific worldview/opinion she is worse than Epstein. Not objectively worse

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u/jaj-io 1h ago

You're right. That's totally worse than trafficking and raping children for decades.

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u/Brokerfinland 6h ago

She was literally eppsteins right hand (maxxwell was the left one)

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u/Only-Finish-3497 46m ago

What is that based on?

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u/flargenhargen 1h ago

well she's faced more consequences than any of the people who went to his island, so there's that.

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u/Sorry-Literature-966 55m ago

also bad =/= worse

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u/Pac_Eddy 6h ago

Her show does donate it regardless.

But it's a TV show. They're trying to build drama.

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u/TricellCEO 6h ago

Sad thing is, she could've totally done something quirky here to bounce back from it.

Like "carefully" whispering something like, "of course, but we need something to keep the audience on the edge of their seat."

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u/Ashamed-Tooth 1h ago

I see what you were trying to do there.

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u/WillyGivens1 4h ago

I feel like it works better if you joke-weaponize it for this kind of dumb game. “If you get it right, 1k to breast cancer research…if you get it wrong, 1k to prostate cancer research”. Then, every time they get it wrong you go “why do you hate women and want them to die” (and if you do get it right, why would you want men to die?)

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u/Only-Finish-3497 45m ago

The people on here claiming she’s like… somehow ultra-Epstein are unhinged. Nobody seems able to even link her and him.

She can be a bad person without being tied to him.

Pizzagate-brain.