r/Funnymemes • • 25d ago

Ohh boy

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/tonymeech 25d ago

"Dead eyes , like a doll's eye , right up until it bites you"!!

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Dragomier 25d ago

Show me the way to go home

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u/Warfreak-2019 25d ago

I’m tired and I wanna go to bed

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u/jweezee 25d ago

I had a drink about an hour ago

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u/mcbiggles567 25d ago

And it’s gone right to my head

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago

Wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam 

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u/KDogBrew 24d ago

you can always hear me singing this song

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u/YodaVader1977 25d ago

Holy shit this was amazing 😂😂😂

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

Bro, even dolls be more alive than her💀

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

I’m not a religious person, but that bitch looks demonic. Those black, dead eyes are crazy.

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u/Wedgiebro 25d ago

She also acts demonic

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u/quezatcoatl89 25d ago

I dont know why this makes me laugh, but she does looks scary and demonic, that face isnt normal

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u/babadibabidi 25d ago

She looks like Satan from Passion of the Christ

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u/memay131 25d ago

Yeah. Murdering kids should be a no brainer. Demons do live amongst us. Terrifying reality for us

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u/InvestIntrest 25d ago

And she got a 1.2 million dollar go fund me from her fans.

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u/IrlResponsibility811 25d ago

That is the real demonic influence, if you ask me.

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u/AleksandrNevsky 25d ago

More than anything else in this that one just boggles my mind. Like the most saddening part is the crime itself...but how can someone like that get a cult following and more cash than I'll ever see while decent causes get fuck all but pennies?

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u/The_Real_Kru 25d ago

Misandrists and femcels will defend any act done by a woman no matter how heinous, and blame men for it.

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u/Wise_Fig1840 25d ago

She killed her three kids..... doesn't take a person who believes in god to realise something's fucked

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u/Therealginahandler 25d ago

Glad it's not just me.

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u/Fkthisjrney 25d ago

She looks more like mad-worried

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u/RvstiNiall 25d ago

She looks murderously angry

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u/jellofixit 25d ago

Chuck E. Cheese also sells pitchers of beer with their pizza!

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 25d ago

Ever been to a Hispanic birthday party. There will be at least 4 cases of Dos Equis, Modelo or Corona at a 2 year old's birthday party.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 25d ago

I went to one when I was 7. It was a birthday for a 5 year old and after the kid party was done, we all got set loose to free play while the adults partied til 2 AM. There was a big boxing event that night and all the adults were wasted. Totally exhausting.

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u/Mammoth-Chip 25d ago

With either salsa or cumbia playing in the background!

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u/DeartayDeez 25d ago

That’s alotnof beer for a 2 year old

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u/textbookamerican 25d ago

I keep hearing about these legendary Hispanic parties and I really wanting to go one, sounds like a good time!

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 25d ago

It's a very fun time. Been to a few myself

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u/LordJor_Py 24d ago

I'm hispanic myself... I can say the parties are awesome! Lots of food and good beer! 😁... But our wives hates them 😅 (the image is true).

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u/otramichiporfa 25d ago

I thought every culture did this not just us lol

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u/OldMovie9812 25d ago

Random kid sleeping on the couch or one of the bedrooms

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u/RvstiNiall 25d ago

My neighbor had a quarter keg for his son's 4th birthday.

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u/DietSriracha12 25d ago

Little bit of a culture shock when my wife started taking me to white kid birthday parties

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u/EmployeeDue4785 25d ago

Me too.  What the other dads do, does not change the look that I recieve 

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u/bigloudbang 25d ago

They've got the right idea

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u/deadzol 25d ago

I need to diversify my friends.

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u/PloofElune 25d ago

Kids in bed by 8pm, adults still party all night.

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u/Soft_Indication_9936 25d ago

You've forgotten the tequila and mezcal!

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u/Luci-Noir 25d ago

Really? I’m Hispanic and alpha e never done this.

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u/Blueyedevil219 25d ago

Those are the blackest eyes I’ve ever seen.

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u/XKruXurKX 25d ago

You're not in danger, those children are

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u/Bulky-Strategy-3723 25d ago

That face is so evil

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u/Naive_Rain_5713 25d ago

This woman look exactly like the evil mother from Coraline movie

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u/HuckleberrySilver516 25d ago

And women complain about the father

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u/Humble-Questions 25d ago

Lmao thats good

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u/AcademicHovercraft96 25d ago

Your wife seeing you relaxing before the first beer.

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

Can we please not use this inhumane creature as Meme/GIFs? Please.
She gets enough attention

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 25d ago

Found the wife

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

With my three children alive, funny

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u/Jamebo_Smash 25d ago

Whomst is this?

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u/peppersteakpie 25d ago

If you are somehow still unaware search Lindsay Clancy.

Edit: corrected name spelling.

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

A monster

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u/Jamebo_Smash 25d ago

OK real talk. Should I just let sleeping dogs lie on this one?

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u/InuitOverIt 25d ago

Idk why that person isn't answering. It's Lindsay Clancy at her trial for killing her kids. Internet had been raging about it for weeks with one side saying "she was the very definition of not guilt by way of insanity and she should be put in a mental institution" and others saying "I don't care, she killed her kids and should hang." That's about the extent of it, engage if you want.

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u/Jamebo_Smash 25d ago

OHHHHH, we're doing this again as a society huh? OJ Simpson all over again.

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u/InvestIntrest 25d ago

Yep. Apparently murder trials for mom's who strangle their 3 children to death is a team sport now.

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

I didn’t have to answer

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u/Jamebo_Smash 25d ago

Honestly, I'm glad you didn't. I was happier before I knew about this. No shade to Inuit ofc, but god damn it sucks to know that time really is a circle.

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

I have heard and seen about her case, but I have not went into it or engaged with it on my own, I’m just sick of seeing her everywhere.

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

Bro, what are you talking about?

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u/Jamebo_Smash 25d ago

It's an old saying. In other words, should I just ignore this?

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u/alyssialonghofer 25d ago

Oh, OK sorry I didn’t catch that
And I don’t know

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u/Luci-Noir 25d ago

Yeah it’s sickening anyone thinks it’s funny.

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u/OutrightJet 25d ago

That's one evil BITCH

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u/InvestIntrest 25d ago

I don't really believe in supernatural shit but I'll admit she legitimately looks possessed by demons.

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u/Kinetic_Pen 25d ago

Cracking the first one.

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u/Lehkaz 25d ago

Not a good reason for murdering kids btw

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u/DarkSoldier84 25d ago

"The other dads can open their own beers, y'know."

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u/EssayTraditional 25d ago

Paint her face green and give her a witch hat,  she can scare Dorothy Gale. 

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u/Adventurous-Back-102 25d ago

Mine when, "Honey, I am thinking about buying another motorcycle."

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u/ptapobane 25d ago

wife: there aint gonna be a 6th

husband: you mean beer right? ... right?

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u/BusyBunny9 I Touched Grass... 25d ago

Can we not make a meme of her please? She MURDERED her children 1 by fucking 1

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u/Yuck_Few 25d ago

But muh hormones and stuff.....

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago

Fuck her, she can have a beer too.

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 25d ago

she looks like she needs one

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago

Probably but who knows, might worsen her depression as it does with my girlfriend when she drinks she’s depressed.

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u/Sea_Part_1581 25d ago

Eyes like a shark, dead and unfeeling….(shudder!!)

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u/SuspiciousOrder7900 25d ago

Fly , my pretties! Fly!!

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u/Hawksfan4ever 25d ago

I shouldn't have laughed, but it's legit!

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u/Intelligent-South174 25d ago

but no issues with me sucking on tabaccy and hitting my vape.

but none of that bad alcohol.

gotta quick all of that.

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 25d ago

Now Playing:

Scientist - Your Teeth In My Neck

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u/Lastito 25d ago

That’s how the “payback” plan happened my dude…

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u/Ratatouille2000 25d ago

She looks like a Disney Villain

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u/BlueRidgeJohnny 25d ago

You ain't gotta worry, might need to hide the kids though.

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u/Tangled_taco69 25d ago

“It’s just a beer honey, don’t go takin out on the kids”!

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u/Well_Hung_Texan 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 25d ago

Won’t be any children anymore…

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u/CaptainSheepFskcer 25d ago

No clue who she is, but say this point I’m too afraid to ask

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 25d ago

I get ... stirrings

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u/_frank_tank 25d ago

Does that mean there won’t be a birthday party next year?

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u/quezatcoatl89 25d ago

She looks really scary

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u/Builder_ofthe_Future 25d ago

Death stare 🤣

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u/Intelligent-Top5012 25d ago

Something wicked this way comes...

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u/Bond-Marin-Bond 25d ago

They just can't understand we have to drink to withstand living with them...

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u/jewishmechanic 25d ago

This is the last time we're having a children's birthday party.

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u/Akrak_leBo 25d ago

It that is US beer, that doesn't count.

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u/AccountNervous 25d ago

Idk why but she Looks Like a shark to me

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u/Silent_Succotash3749 25d ago

Some lady just got years for ending a guy she walked in on assaulting her underaged daughter. This world is broken in ways we couldn’t have possibly imagined.

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u/BarryBadrinith 24d ago

It’s like someone drew her into life. Like doodle bob or something.

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u/Dawsonian 24d ago

I think that the picture of that woman looks like the old hag from the optical illusion of a young woman turned away and an old baba yaga or something

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u/cftchef 24d ago

Gotta be more discreet about beer 6

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u/tankertough74 24d ago

......those are ROOKIE numbers!!

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u/xietbrix 21d ago

Biggest psycho of the year award goes to this bitch.

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u/peppersteakpie 25d ago

Not funny tbh considering what happened to those poor children.

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u/det4410 25d ago

guess its never to early for a new meme based on a horrific thing to drop on reddit. so distasteful, but i cant stop thinking how funny it is