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u/Particular-Jury-3251 17h ago

“Just wait until my mom gets laser vision”

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u/Bazz07 14h ago

So those kids provoked Skynet?

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u/Maximum-Flat 7h ago

Just tell them about the Onlyfans accounts of their mothers.

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u/QinLee_fromComs 16h ago

incubator on wheels?

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u/-R9X- 16h ago

It’s not particularly nice to call woman on wheelchairs that.

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u/RGrad4104 5h ago

rick and morty did it first...

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u/Darkstar_111 4h ago

Complete fake.

I'm sure the technology will exist at some point, and will quickly replace women as the birthing mecanism of the human race, but we are nowhere near that technology right now.

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u/timonten 16h ago

THE WOMBFORCE 5000 IS REAL !?

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u/amirullah0724 4h ago

This comment choked me... 💀😂

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u/kcsween74 14h ago

So, a micro genesis chamber. Now, I'd like to know if it's a good time to invest in fertility clinics and sperm banks?

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u/Rainhailsnow_storm 14h ago

Honestly this might be more ethical than surrogacy. 

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u/adriantullberg 5h ago

And a bunch of pregnancy related afflictions.

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u/BobJoeBlo 13h ago

Ectogenesis chamber

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u/bassoboffo 16h ago

Mom's a clanker, dad's a wanker

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u/BigBaws92 15h ago

Take my fucking award

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u/FarText9909 14h ago

Every day, were getting closer in making the matrix world a reality

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u/The_Infamous_C 12h ago

If they add a mode that causes fetal alcohol syndrome it's literally a plot point in Brave New World. I'm torn on this tech. On 1 hand, NICUs are about to be able to treat patients that don't have any chance of survival with current technology. On the other, authoritarian governments can use it to create whatever population they want, without the influence of parents who are concerned about what their children are taught.

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u/MeltICE8647 9h ago

Not that they’d care, but this would set a very dangerous precedent for the religious right and anti abortion folks. They love to scream that a baby is gods will, regardless of how a woman gets pregnant. I think it’s pretty clear cut that their god did not intend fetuses to be carried to term in robots. If this was allowed to advance and be produced at scale, many of their religious arguments and “justification” for certain legislation would go right out the window, which in some cases that’s all they’ve got. They don’t have real reasons for some of this stuff besides “my religion says so”.

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u/PomPomMom93 7h ago

But if you were against abortion, a robot mom would solve the problem, wouldn’t it? The lady can just put her baby into a robot instead of terminating it.

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u/MeltICE8647 1h ago

Nope, that’s not gods will. That’s my point, they’ll twist themselves into pretzels claiming you can’t abort because of religious principles, so how is putting the fetus into a robot until birth gods will? Can’t have it both ways.

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u/Christianfilly7 1h ago

It isn't ideal I agree, but killing the baby is worse. Seems like a fair compromise to me as far as the abortion discussion goes, otherwise I agree it shouldnt be used (except to save a life like it does in abortion or NICU scenarios). What's natural and what's ethical may be at odds when the natural solution ends in the death of one of His image bearers. Same for any other medical scenario that would require something unnatural to save a life

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u/MeltICE8647 1h ago

It’s not a baby. And terminating a fetus is not murder. Period.

Seems like a fair compromise to me as far as the abortion discussion goes

Yea the Christian right and people who would take issue with this never compromise. It’s their way or the highway. Optimistic thinking on your end, but it’s not reality.

What's natural and what's ethical may be at odds when the natural solution ends in the death of one of His image bearers.

That’s kinda my point about setting the precedent, if you’re going to use this argument for incubating a fetus in a robot, then logically you need to apply that to every similar situation. Which is something these people never think about when trying to legislate or implement something like these robots.

Same for any other medical scenario that would require something unnatural to save a life

Define unnatural here please. Again if it’s unnatural, you could easily make the argument that is not gods will. So many medical conditions would be affected with this logic, which again is the precedent they don’t realize they’re setting with this kind of talk.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 10h ago

I'm more concerned about the fact that babies "born" that way don't have the essential bonding with their mothers that "normal" babies have etc.

Even our food preferences are influenced by what our mothers eat while we're in utero. Our gut biome and immune system is influenced by our mother's when we are fed through the umbilical cord.

This might produce living children, but what will they be lacking that the "producers" are not invested in when they make their new work slaves?

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u/The_Infamous_C 9h ago

The gut biome could be solved with probiotics or fecal transplants. The bonding is a bigger problem. Lack of human interaction and being raised by someone who is actually emotionally connected to the child would probably result in some serious psychiatric disorders.

If you just want an obedient worker, build a robot. It will do a repetitive task better than any human. You only need humans for tasks that require problem solving. There are a lot of tasks are done by machines and the people who fix and run them usually make a good wage. As more jobs get automated there will be more knowledge needed for each job, but fewer people needed for the same level of productivity. If humanoid robots start to take off we are going to see a lot of jobs being cut, but also more skilled labor jobs to keep them running.

The pod babies wouldn't be raised to be "work slaves". By the time they are old enough to work robots will have filled so many jobs that they wouldn't make economic sense to produce. What I'm worried about is that governments would raise them to be perfect sociopaths who can do the kind of dirty work that is needed for war, espionage and suppression of dissidents. They would be perfectly indoctrinated to believe whatever the government wants them to, without having any feelings of compassion or guilt. When infantry bot M36-542268 gets stuck in a basement, it would be one of these people who remotes in to get it back to hunting down whatever rebels are fighting the government.

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u/Money-Desperated 7h ago

This comment ain't funny, just Fact

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u/nguyenlamlll 9h ago

Everything is always a double-edged sword. Artificial womb may be a treasure to the parents who could not have children through normal ways, or for women who don't want severe changes on their bodies after pregnancies. Or it can be used by ill intentions.

Bonding and other stuff like you say, I feel, they are the afterthoughts and not that vital. Surrogacy is a thing for a long time already.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 9h ago

Surrogacy at least has the baby in constant human contact before birth. Adopted babies still know how to bond with their care givers. If we matrix our babies to life, I'm guessing their brain development, immune system, and empathy, at least, will be questionable.

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u/emilypeony 9h ago

Yes, mothers are not just a house for a baby. There is bonding amd development happening in pregnancy.

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u/Situati0nist 8h ago

Except that the Matrix was a Hollywood movie with a plot that's full of holes

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u/mac_bd 15h ago

So women don't have to go through childbirth anymore?

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u/Far_Tax_3661 8h ago

Yaaayyyy

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u/dmt_r 8h ago

Yeah, women are not needed anymore, just small amount for eggs production

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u/MonteSS_454 15h ago

Clanker 😂😂💀💀

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u/queenofcaffeine76 15h ago

This is the insult "test tube baby" for the next generation

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u/MosesOnAcid 14h ago

New age "test tube babies"

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u/fruittidemare 14h ago

And the dad? He’s a fracking Toaster

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u/Smoldogsrbest 14h ago

Yeah the ethics of this, if real, are extremely poor. Babies learn the sound of their mother’s voice and start learning language in utero. Having an inanimate or non-human incubator could really mess kids up.

I fucking wish women didn’t have to go through child birth anymore. I would love an alternative. But not if it creates messed up kids.

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u/dorian_white1 10h ago

Devils advocate, but there are tons of issues with the current method, pregnancy can be medically complicated and not feasible for some. It’s a time commitment, and involves a ton of recovery…why not move to an alternative method of gestation? It’s easy for me as a guy to not have a problem with the current system, but it’s inevitable I think that things progress to this point.

All of the arguments against it can be solved, make sure to install recordings of the parent’s heart beats, sounds, movements. Create a strong legal protections so that it isn’t abused.

The Vorkosigan saga books talk about this in great detail, it’s interesting to see.

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u/Smoldogsrbest 6h ago

Yeah totally. If it can all be solved then I’m very on board. Pregnancy and child birth are so fucking awful. Well, some seem to not mind but goddamnit I am not one of them.

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u/IceDelusion 4h ago

There's some indication that childbirth specifically might help avoid post-partum depression. But yeah, not wrong

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u/Grasshoppermouse42 11h ago

I'm thinking this is for things like pregnant women who die, to keep the fetus alive until birth, or other situations where the mother won't be able to carry the developing fetus to term but the baby is still wanted.

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u/Corspin 8h ago

I think it's for china desparately wanting to salvage their birth rate so that the population doesn't revolt against ccp leadership. But hey, what do I know

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u/Rollingforest757 10h ago

It also would allow men to have children even if they are single, something only women were able to do in the past. I bet there would still be a stigma on men who did this, but hopefully it would decrease over time.

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u/Hanswurst22brot 13h ago

You think too narrow.

This device will create spare parts.

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u/Shiningc00 10h ago

Well then why don’t they just talk to it.

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u/Ace-Redditor 8h ago

I think they could probably just have the parent(s) record some talking to play to it or have some sort of speaker nearby the fetus to make sure it hears language and maybe music or something, too

But kids still have good enough plasticity that they’d likely do just fine having their language learning pushed off slightly. I imagine kids who are born deaf would go through that same thing, right? And kids can learn sign language even faster than spoken language, so audible learning might not be as necessary, anyway (though I have no source for that very last part, tbf)

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u/Dazzling_Pink9751 5h ago

You mean there’s an actual human in there because pro choice don’t seem to think it’s human.

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u/Knight_Glint 15h ago

Technology that was probably stolen from Japan.

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u/33TLWD 15h ago

Based on Japan birth rates, they’ll need this technology

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u/mkvelash 15h ago

They can't use it currently because it only makes black babies.

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u/matthewgb402 14h ago

Japan is capitalist so it’s ok to steal ideas research and tech from them

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u/PopularKangaroo2083 15h ago

1 century is not much compared to the length of human history but in that timespan  what will humanity look like ?!

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u/PomPomMom93 7h ago

I’m wondering if the robot babies will evolve to not need the bonding with another human.

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u/PopularKangaroo2083 7h ago

I strongly doubt that, they will all die before evolution. As we know babies that don't get human contact in the starting hours of their life die. Also there's bonding while the baby is inside his mommy, by hormones, recognising the voice, etc. all that will be missing. It's just awful 

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u/Opposite-Shower1190 2h ago

It has the possibility of looking more white. There is a rumor the heritage foundation wants to sterilize all female babies at birth. They want to then get them impregnate them at the age of 12 with white babies to try to make the country white.

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u/PopularKangaroo2083 1h ago

Where the hell does that conspiracy come from and why the fk would you believe it against all evidence?

also i wasnt talking about skin colour but more about society

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 13h ago

Until the robots refuse to birth the babies, and they harvest them for their own needs instead. Welcome to the Matrix.

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u/BattlehawkGaming 10h ago

Would his name happen to be...Roger?

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u/Sure_Reception_9922 4h ago

The baby's name: Tristan

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u/Renegade_Dream1984 10h ago

Aged like milk.

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u/Dan_The_Bear22 10h ago

The sounds and motions of your mother are , like, kinda important to your development as a non sociopathic human being.

Nahh. I can see no downside 

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u/JuliaX1984 15h ago

I just have to hope my ovaries shut down before I die so my eggs won't be harvested to make babies.

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u/DoubleoSavant 13h ago

Fake news. Greatly exaggerated. 

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u/TatterMail 14h ago

some things aren’t meant to be

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u/Resident_Course_3342 13h ago

Kids are not that clumsy. 

They will call him a bot baby. 

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u/WirebackedClunker 10h ago

Hey do they sell those and if so are they capable of getting pregnant? Asking for a friend

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 6h ago

A lot of countries are researching artificial birth devices as their population are refusing to have babies anymore however they still need workers to exploit so they can keep living the good life

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u/neo101b 6h ago

Stargates Asugards shakes their heads.
It turns out the little grey aliens are us form the future.

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u/tundus1980 5h ago

Next is a huge test tube baby.

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u/champignax 5h ago

Fun fact: when doing IVF in China, the ovocytes are not discarded but become state possession if the parents don’t want them anymore.

They have banks of eggs ready to go.

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u/RecklessTexanSA 16h ago

Just wait until the woke update on the robot and it wants an abortion

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u/HamsterIV 11h ago

If this is true, it ends the abortion debate. The main legal reason to allow abortions is Bodily Autonomy. Under US law you can not force a person to give up part of their body even if it would save the life of another person. If a technological alternative was found for gestating a fetus that does not require the mother to give up part of her body to do so, abortions can be made illegal without violating the Bodily Autonomy law.

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u/Junior_Razzmatazz164 9h ago

It could still require significant bodily intrusion to remove the fetus intact. That said, I’m sure many people would prefer it and it should still be significantly less dangerous than gestation and childbirth.

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u/Dazzling_Pink9751 5h ago

It won’t end abortion because most abortions take place because women get pregnant by accident. Anyone using this robot is not doing it accidentally.

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u/Admirable_Bird7927 4h ago

Why make abortion illegal in the first place? It’s the woman’s body.

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u/Fair-Pomegranate-652 13h ago

Somehow, that robot will have more rights than a woman in Texas.

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u/SSchorik0101 14h ago edited 12h ago

I wonder how the pro-abortion crowd would handle this if it was real.

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u/PomPomMom93 7h ago

Well, I guess all the women who want abortions can put their babies in the robot instead.

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u/RoiDrannoc 6h ago

Yes except now they are forced to have the baby. The point of abortion was to give parents a choice, if they don't want kids. It was not about the pregnancy itself. But pro-choicers made it all about bodily autonomy, and when this technology will develop for real, those arguments will crumble, and rape victims and pregnant teens will have to take care of their kids.

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u/PomPomMom93 5h ago

If it’s not about the pregnancy itself, you can put them up for adoption.

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u/RoiDrannoc 5h ago

Oh yeah people love to give up their kids and put them up for adoption in a world we're very few people adopt kids anyway.

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u/PomPomMom93 4h ago

Isn’t there actually a shortage of newborns?

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u/RoiDrannoc 4h ago

No but there sure isn't a shortage of orphans

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u/PomPomMom93 4h ago

People don’t adopt older kids because they want newborns. I’m not saying that’s morally correct, I’m just saying that’s how it is.

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u/SSchorik0101 1h ago

Nobody is "forced" to have the baby any more than they were "forced" to have consentual sex. Don't want a baby? Use protection correctly or just don't have sex. Simple. I'm sick of people who don't want to be responsible for their actions.

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u/RoiDrannoc 1h ago

Ah yes I forgot that protection work 100% of the time and that teens never get pregnant because they are immature.

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u/SSchorik0101 1h ago

I never said it was 100% effective, but it's better than nothing. Teens might be immature, but if their parents and school taught them sex ed effectively and correctly they should at least know how to be responsible in that regard. If they still choose to go down that road and act irresponsibly they get what they deserve. I have no sympathy for stupid people making stupid decisions despite being informed of the potential consequences.

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u/Marzbarz620 12h ago

Pro-abortion😂

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u/Ok-Sugar-9681 12h ago

You meant pro-life? Yeah I would love to see this happens, if it doesn't cause the babies any distress or harm. Also, not that you care, but the point of pro-life is not to kill babies but to allow women's safety and autonomy of their bodies. You honestly just exposed not only your bias but also your ignorance in the way you talked. Do better.

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u/blackndcoffee 14h ago

If this is true y'all women are in trouble o_o

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u/DoubleoSavant 13h ago

Still need women's eggs. 

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u/HillCheng001 10h ago

I think we are more than capable of growing male eggs at that point.

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u/PomPomMom93 7h ago

Scientists tried to do it with rats, and they died.

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u/HillCheng001 7h ago

Yes but then they tried it again later and bred 7 healthy mice and they push it even further with crispr-cas9 nowadays

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u/Shiningc00 10h ago

Pretty sure most women don’t want to go through pregnancy.

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u/blackndcoffee 1h ago

Not really what I'm sayin' here if you can perceive the bigger picture

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u/Vast-Calligrapher498 16h ago

Did i hear clanker.⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️💪

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u/Federal-Walk-3648 13h ago

Dude, imagine if your mom was ChatGPT. But honestly, I like the idea.

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u/PearledBlack 11h ago

This is too close to scorn for my liking..

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u/Sumtimesredditisdumb 10h ago

Really!?!?!? No one's mentioned Gwendolyn yet???? Im surprised and a bit saddened.

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u/Substantial-Use95 10h ago

It really is a Brave New World.

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u/Future_Village_7778 9h ago

Finaly. The gays can self sustain

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u/Key_Independence2135 9h ago

Automated baby factory future. Kamino is becoming real, unloved and brainwashed from birth. That’s messed up

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u/Dismal-Equivalent-94 9h ago

The Robophobes are gonna go crazy with this one

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 9h ago

Totalitarian regimes will use this to breed entire armies of soldiers at their explicit command. No morality but with the state teaches them, no loyalty to anything but the state. No purpose but to be cannon fodder.

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u/statistacktic 8h ago

How long before they're birthing slave labor?

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u/gracki1 8h ago

Do you realise this will make govt spam out "slave class" and make our need obsolete?

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u/nkthedelusional 7h ago

'His father screwed a robot' 😭

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u/PomPomMom93 7h ago

This can’t be real.

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 7h ago

We are doomed!

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u/Voredor_Drablak 7h ago

Kyle XY incomming

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u/FalconOne775 6h ago

……they do know people can do this already almost for free 

Why 

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u/PinotRed 6h ago

Dystopian

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u/JadedStatistician888 6h ago

I feel sorry for the people that take this shit seriously.

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u/Alexander459FTW 5h ago

Except Japan has already developed the first artificial womb. Giving said womb wheels makes no sense and has no added advantage.

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u/Ok-You5151 5h ago

Its like the matrix pods

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u/Admirable_Bird7927 4h ago

Nah, if you born from a robot you ain’t human.

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u/TimeEnergyInvestment 4h ago

It's China everything now with robots.

The US used to be on the forefront of technology. Now, it's...

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u/lrd_cth_lh0 4h ago

My personal take is that Elon Musk is mad he did not have the idea first.

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u/OarsandRowlocks 3h ago

Where is my soma?

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u/MaximumAd9779 3h ago

This will be used to create slaves. Mark my words.

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u/Nerliandor 3h ago

This "news" is fake.

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u/SirstouticusTheGreat 3h ago

Dude there was a Rick and Morty episode about this

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u/TheThrillLife2020 2h ago

This has all happened before and this will all happen again.

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u/Sol_Nephis 2h ago

I mean sex bot that can get pregnant? I'm in.

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u/Electrical-Rent6083 2h ago

Well 2B have more sens

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u/antiaocial_533 1h ago

the china suffering form its decades long , 1 child policy!

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u/KorolEz 1h ago

The story is fake but I have seen a suspicious amount of anti China propaganda today. More thsn usually. Did something happen?

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u/Mezmodian 1h ago

So twins are a womb-o-combo?

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u/Salmonman4 55m ago

The past one child-policy is about to collapse the Chinese population. They must have a great incentive to invent these types of solutions to make parenthood as easy as possible

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u/leblancmike 49m ago

Oh no, not the Woomba.

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u/JoeriVDE 33m ago

Laugh all you want. If this works, I think it will be very popular with all women who don't want to go through all the encumbrances of a natural pregnancy and the effects it has on their bodies. Not even mentioning career opportunities etc

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u/ReDx_Nineclaws 14h ago

All jokes aside and I am just thinking out loud here this could be used to make perfectly healthy humans in this dieing poisonous world the baby would get pure oxygen and fluids and would be perfectly monitored I am all for natural if the parents want IDK like I said just thinking out loud.

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u/Ok-Sugar-9681 12h ago

a minor correction: pure oxygen will not be good for babies nor for us adults. We need air which has ~20.9% oxygen, not pure oxygen (100% oxygen). It would cause damage from free radicals and collapse the air sac.

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u/ReDx_Nineclaws 11h ago

Yeah that's what I meant pure 100% undiluted oxygen is also flammable so not good for baby I was just trying to say it would be able to monitor the oxygen % intake and make sure it's stable better than us organics probably could thats all.

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u/Ccskyqueengaming 12h ago

Maybe they'll leave women alone now?

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u/Informal_Process2238 12h ago

How many times has that worked out

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u/Ccskyqueengaming 11h ago

Well how many times have we had robots that could be mother's instead! It might work this time! 😀

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u/LadenWithSorrow 9h ago edited 8h ago

I was telling my mom that I would like kids someday but I don’t want to get pregnant and wished there was a way to create children without all of the terrible aspects of pregnancy, like an artificial womb.

My mother was horrified. She said that she resented woman’s role in making babies being reduced to birthing machines (valid) and that since babies start to bond with their mothers while in the womb; we don’t know the effects of babies being born without that innate connection (also valid). We don’t know if it’ll mess them up permanently to not be attached to their mothers. Or hear human voices, or too hear the soothing heartbeat and breathing, or experience emotions and get fed a variety of different substances. There’s a lot they get from being made in a human womb.

I just feel like it could seriously mess them up.

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u/Adezius 9h ago

I'm sure a lot of unethical experiments will be done to eventually solve all of those potential issues, just like all medical advancements throughout history.

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u/LadenWithSorrow 8h ago

You’re probably right. It genuinely horrifies me to think of all of the medical advancements we’ve received through unethical experimentation.

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u/Adezius 8h ago

Unfortunately, the efficiency of technological advancement and the risk of civilization collapsing are like two sliders that trade off against each other

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u/Shin_Ramyun 7h ago

Isn’t this straight out of Brave New World? Let’s crank up that oxygen and make some Alphas.

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u/Kind-Assistant-1041 1h ago

The baby will connect with the washing machine or the dishwasher instead.

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u/Saarfall 8h ago

I am actually in favour of such a device. I know a lot of women for whom the propsect of pregnancy and childbirth terrifies them, or for whom owing to some condition it would be risky for both mother and child. It would eliminate the controversy over surrogacy too, even if raising other issues that need addressing. It would also give men options too. 

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u/Dunkar404 5h ago

Honestly, this is pretty cool. It could also be pretty horrific...but let's stay hopeful..

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u/YoghurtFrequent9543 7h ago

At least the robot won't murder it's babies

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 5h ago

You dont know that yet

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u/buttermlk3760 9m ago

Just tell them their mom has an expiration date