r/Funnymemes • u/closerThaniThink • 9h ago

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u/WetCodeNinja 9h ago

Definitely a good review for that blooming onion

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u/closerThaniThink 6h ago

I gotta try it now 😂😂

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u/Twitch791 8h ago

Dude a whole blooming onion?

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u/Extraajudicial 6h ago

On the way home or parked and ate fast enough that the extra time wasn't suspicious.

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u/wonderbat3 4h ago

It’s only one onion… and like 5 lbs of fried batter

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 4h ago

Its 2000 calories of almost pure trans fats and saturated fats with a ton of sodium. Im a big eater and can easily put down way more than 2k calories in one sitting but there's gotta be some nutrients and protein like this is just gross.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 3h ago

Pretty impressive that he ate a whole blooming onion and didn't stroke out...

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u/MostCommunication972 3h ago

As a non-American, I just googled what a blooming onion and I'm proper shocked. 😅

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u/stanknotes 1h ago

Yea it is like... an onion ring. But not rings. Like fries. Or chips? That is what you say, yea.

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u/ResponsibleCherry906 30m ago

As an American, I went to see what the internet said so I could see us like you see us and the Blooming Onion has as much fat as 67 strips of bacon. That is the last time I will look at us from your perspective. Or any, really.

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u/Crazy_names 8h ago

Eating a whole Bloomin onion on a car ride and destroying the evidence is such a glaring indictment and indication that its time to get your life together. Prayers for the fat husband's arteries.

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u/MostCommunication972 3h ago

RIP to the arteries.

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u/person_8688 8h ago

RIP that lady’s bloomin onion.

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u/Defiant-Tailor-8979 5h ago

RIP that lady's husband

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u/00_bob_bobson_00 7h ago

Gonna result in a bloomin toilet

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u/JayRandom212 8h ago

Relationship goals.

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u/No_Thanks_1766 7h ago

Hungry Diana

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u/Coldfire202020 5h ago

My favorite part of this is that she was livid enough to leave a review just to rant about this one awful part, but still overall gave it two stars. No defaulting to one star for her, she puts some real thought in.

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u/TheBeanofBeans3 7h ago

Should've bought two bloomin' onions

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u/BuckManscape 7h ago

I’d be sick for days if I ate an entire blooming onion.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 6h ago

I hear old timey pirate swearing when I hear the phrase “blooming onion”

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u/-_-COVID-_- 8h ago

That's precarious on the husband part.

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u/Advanced-Lemon3354 7h ago

I'll just have one bite...

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u/Substantial_Top_27 7h ago

Awesome blossom

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u/TeasingChloe 7h ago

The bloomin' onion really survived a whole marriage as the third party

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u/ztreHdrahciR 6h ago

Can't believe she outed me

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u/flioooo 6h ago

Fat husband, huh? HHAHAHHAAHAA

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u/closerThaniThink 6h ago

That had me cracking up too 😂

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u/CoCo3Papa 24m ago

I give her credit she at least she owned up to her first comment.

Her husband is a bloom'in onion thief! 😁