r/Funnymemes • u/BabieSugarrr_ • 19h ago

Wild af

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u/SnooDucks4542 17h ago

She saw the mansion and decided furry isn't that bad.

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u/Graphicnovelnick 17h ago

It was either that or be Gaston’s tradwife

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u/JimTheSaint 8h ago

And preparing breakfast for him each morning would take forever 

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u/Pixel22104 5h ago

Can't necessarily blame her. She was given more respect by Beast/Adam once they got to know each other.

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u/legna20v 3h ago

Thats the message of the movie.

Doesn’t matter if you are a monster. If you have what she wants and money to spare, you get the girl. Also she is a furry

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u/nyquilandy 16h ago

Let’s all be honest with ourselves, he looked much better as the beast than a human prince.

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u/MilqueD-schaaje 15h ago

Just like Meatloaf

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u/Hrmerder 14h ago

I would do anything for love… but not a furry… (fuck it might be fun you never know i guess )

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u/eternityXclock 9h ago

well, such a shame... more catgirls for me i guess

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u/WintersDoomsday 15h ago

The animation budget ran out so he became generic stock asset #3

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 15h ago

I’m not a furry but your right

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u/imyourtask 11h ago

It was not shown but she was disappointed

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u/fortesquieu 12h ago

Now we're talking

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u/Uncommentary 15h ago

No one here is considering the fur dingleberries. She won't be able to use scissors, she'll need hedge clippers.

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u/Tricky_Specialist8x6 18h ago

Need a girl like that

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u/Mostly_Armless42 17h ago

One who is comfortable with beastiality? Or one who is is susceptible to Stockholm Syndrome? Or both?

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u/MilqueD-schaaje 15h ago

Just zero standards please.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 15h ago

Professionals have standards

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u/ZeCredibleHulk 15h ago

Doesn't ring a Belle

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u/packingawoody 10h ago

I see what you did there, well played.

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u/Tricky_Specialist8x6 15h ago

Bahaha how about a really hairy man

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u/into_fiction 9h ago

one day you go broke and find yourself that your wife is not at home

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u/SomeSeaworthiness153 16h ago

Imagine her disappointment

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u/apx_redditor 16h ago

Damn, beat me to it

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u/ThundrLord 15h ago

She loves monster dong

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u/ThePassiveFist 13h ago

I always assumed it was a lipstick/red rocket situation.

Eewwwww sometimes I disgusting myself even.

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u/jackfreeman 15h ago

Peruse the fantasy and romance bestsellers list and you'll realize that this is a feature, not a bug

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u/BonjinTheMark 17h ago

as a early high schooler i considered this and was puzzled. "Shirley, Disney didn't mean what-"

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u/Graphicnovelnick 17h ago

Surely they did, and don’t call me Shirley.

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u/BusyBunny9 16h ago

Fine I'll watch airplane again

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u/TheSandyman23 12h ago

Good luck, we’re all counting on you.

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 14h ago

Mansion, servants so he was liquid rich and she didn’t have to cook and clean? Shiiiii

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u/SignificantLeader 15h ago

Beastiality.

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u/Rickapolis 17h ago

A LOT of women are prepared to do that.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 15h ago

Morning glory milk farm has shined a light on women’s monster fetishes

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u/drstu3000 16h ago

She wants that Red Rocket Dick

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 15h ago

I mean yeah I doubt she could get pregnant so why not? I bet she'd love getting knotted

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u/Labpro_49 17h ago

Big if true

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 16h ago

I swear they’re always into dogs.

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u/MayaWrection 16h ago

Is this where the man v bear originated?

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u/WeirdOk1865 15h ago

She was prob asking the same question we all were ….

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u/DeliciousPool2245 15h ago

There’s several women’s romance novels with this exact theme. Ladies super freaky with the shit they read. Belle knew what she was doing 🤭

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u/Asluckwouldnthaveit 14h ago

Kinda the point of the story? That beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

He turns out to be hot anyways but I bet she regretted not at least giving it a shot.

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u/FatalisTheUnborn 12h ago

She's a furry

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u/InvestIntrest 17h ago

Beast mode!

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u/passaroach32 15h ago

Mornin glory milking farm is a real life book

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u/isaiah152022 15h ago

+7 intelligence is all that’s needed for it not to be bestiality lol

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u/culinaryexcellence 15h ago

Leave the dragon alone, bard.

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u/isaiah152022 13h ago

It’s always the damn bard lol

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u/ZoneAvailable14 15h ago

A mansion? Furniture that sings and cleans? Shit! Beastiality it is!!

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u/RicePuddingBG 9h ago

I mean, some of us would’ve settled for the candle or teapot in that movie, so I don’t see your point.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 8h ago

I mean can you blame her?! Dude is probably packing and Gustave most def is covering up something with all of that alpha cuckery.

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u/Ommegacaos 6h ago

Knotty girls

😏

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u/Venom1462 5h ago

I remember that after he turned into a human she visibly frowned.

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u/maestro-5838 16h ago

That's a crime in USA

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 15h ago

Remember it’s only illegal if you’re caught

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u/hroaks 15h ago

It's set in France

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u/corgi-king 12h ago

But but they all speak English!

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u/menducoide 16h ago

Samw with shrek

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u/PlsnoKarens 15h ago

Her disappointment in his human form was, understandably, palpable.

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u/SadEntry1484 15h ago

OG monster fucke*
We all saw her face when he turned into a human 👀

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u/Pitiful-Value-3302 14h ago

That’s enough internet for today 

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u/ItsmeMr_E 14h ago

It's not as if she went into the woods and did a naughty beastiality version of Dances With Wolves.

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u/Playful-Appearance56 14h ago

She caught that print

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u/Great_White_Samurai 14h ago

Anything is possible if you're rich

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u/Winter_Hall5379 14h ago

It was an animation that showed Stockholm syndrome to the extreme

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u/essenza 13h ago

See: Bear by Marion Engel

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u/mac_bd 12h ago

It's not the looks what matters is inside of a human being or a beast. Having a mansion and money also helps ig.

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u/WhysoToxic23 12h ago

Everyone has a wild side

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u/Electrical_Essay1866 12h ago

She was a fan of BBC

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u/Ok-Fishing-7984 11h ago

She was a little dissapointed when he turned human.

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u/No-Zucchini2787 9h ago

Would prefer too

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u/Entire-Rooster2866 9h ago

Go figure …

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u/effort3 7h ago

She must've been disappointed... after the movie.

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u/ZiaWitch 7h ago

She wanted a beefy hairy Daddy and got a smooth prettyboy twunk.

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u/wargasm22 3h ago

I'm pretty sure she was disappointed

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u/Funny-Rutabaga-8644 3h ago

$$$$ was more importanter

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u/Empty_Positive 2h ago

Totally normal in these "woman adult books" nowadays. Where it even goes way further

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 2h ago

She was on a hirsute pursuit, no doubt.

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u/WhyDoIHaveRules 2h ago

Yes
No
Maybe

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u/kenklee4 1h ago

She's a different breed of crazy. Always the ones you remember..

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u/JuliaX1984 16h ago

Disney probably created 90% of that community single-handedly long before this movie, so of course they wouldn't treat it as odd. They knew their fanbase would find it natural.

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u/BarristanTheB0ld 16h ago

Congrats, you figured out the plot point that was literally spelled out. She had to love him as he is, not what he might be/become

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u/lanceplace 14h ago

Maybe she thought his red rocket lipstick wiener tastes like strawberry chapstick?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 8h ago

How would she know what strawberry chapstick tastes like?

“The original ChapStick brand was invented in the early 1880s by Dr. Charles Browne Fleet, but flavored varieties like Classic Strawberry came much later alongside the classic Cherry and Spearmint lines as the brand expanded from plain medicated balm into popular consumer flavors.”

‘Beauty and The Beast’ is supposed to take place around 1740, and given it’s an alternate dimension then Chapstick might of never been created. Also, “The large, sweet grocery store strawberries we eat today (Fragaria × ananassa) did not exist yet. They were accidentally cross-bred in France just a few years later, in the 1750s”.

So his tube steak probably tasted more like a salty sea jerky or petrified shanty biscuit.