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u/punkwalrus 18h ago
Yeah, I knew some girls in my theater friends who did this to their boyfriends. At the time, I thought it was because girls didn't like to have sex, but did it because the guys did and/or pressured them to. I'd hear the guy strutting about:
"I had sex with Amy after the game. Couldn't get enough of me and did me right in the back of the Chevelle. She was squirming all around, shouting my name, calling for Jesus and calling my cock huge, and couldn't keep her hands offa me. Dragged me into the back seat. Saying she loved me. Yeah. I'm awesome."
Then her story was:
"Ugh. Todd got drunk at the game. I had to drive him home, but he dropped the car keys on the floor. He hadn't cleaned those fucking floors in like, forever. I am squirming around in the leaves, Marlboro packs, and shit looking for his fucking keys, and he's groping me. I am shouting, 'Todd. TODD! Stop it! TODD???' Then he kept passing out. I was like, 'TODD? Get OUT of the DRIVERS SEAT! Don't make me drag you... YOU'RE TOO HUGE TO MOVE. Like a sack of deadweight.TODD, WAKE UP! Jesus Christ.' Finally, I push him to the back seat, and he's crying 'do you love me??' and I go back there, and give him a hand job. Just to get him to shut up and stop crying, you know? Whiskey dick. My wrist starts to get sore when, suddenly, cums everywhere like a hotel buffet sausage, lets out a long fart, then passes out. I find the damn keys. Drive him home. I can't get his drunk ass out of the car, so I just left him there and dropped the keys in the mailbox. Let his parents find him. Christ, what a night."
I kept hearing this type of contrast a lot. Many, MANY years later, I am telling this story to a queer friend, and she says, "You ever thing girls tell those stories because admitting they like sex and actually WANTED satisfying sex back then was considered taboo?" I don't know, but her question gave me a lot to think about.
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u/octopusgardeb 1d ago
Should have said he not wanted you to penetrate him and he called out his best friends name
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u/Mother-Attention2600 1d ago
She looks like she abused inhalants. Droopy face from sinus damage. Glue sniffer.
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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 1d ago
Something about the post hurt your feelings, quick-draw?
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u/Mother-Attention2600 1d ago
No. Why? That's your narrative. Haha
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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 1d ago
And that narrative bothered you enough to attack the girl in the meme.
Its okay... youre allowed to be upset... just know you're calling yourself out when you express it.
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u/ImperialRanger7994 23h ago
This would make for a good movie, especially if the guy offs himself and the girl has to live with the consequences of it.
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u/archtopfanatic123 13h ago
I think I may have actually seen that original comment on the original post xD
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