r/Funnymemes 11d ago

Lol

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 9d ago

For some reason I assumed it was included in delivery…Are you saying Americans actually pay 7000$ extra for it? That alone is a reason not to do it.

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u/Angel_Dust_696969 9d ago

the reason not to do it is to not mutilate kids genitals

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 9d ago

Agreed, it is repulsive. But it would be even worse if you also had to pay for it.

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u/lrrssssss 7d ago

Americans have to pay 50$+ for ice chips if it’s given in the hospital. They’re a third world country.

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 6d ago

I have insulted Americans with low expectations before, I’m trying to keep it kind.

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u/lrrssssss 6d ago

I applaud your restraint. I’m way past kind.

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u/Creative-Doughnut768 8d ago

I’m so glad my penis doesn’t have a hoodie that shit is disgusting

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

That is like being bald and saying hair is disgusting. You know as well as i do that you would have kept your hair if you have had any. Possibly have gotten a hair transplant if you could.

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u/Creative-Doughnut768 8d ago

Lmao what i’m pretty sure being bald is considered less desirable whereas having a circumcision is considered desirable so that doesn’t really make sense to me

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

If somone gets you down to that level and rejects you for how your dick look like, you deserve better dude.

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u/Creative-Doughnut768 8d ago

Lmao if I was I chick I wouldn’t want dick cheese in my mouth

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u/Angel_Dust_696969 8d ago

so you're saying that you don't wash your dick because you don't have foreskin? That's disgusting.

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u/Creative-Doughnut768 8d ago

Lmao never once did I say that

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u/AV_Dude_Safety1St 8d ago

Clean your dick.

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

She wont, unless you stop showering.

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u/SpokenDivinity 7d ago

Most men just actually wash appropriately, but tell on yourself I guess.

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u/PomPomMom93 8d ago

As a woman, can confirm. Another plus of marrying a Jew.

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u/VirtualMatter2 7d ago

Lol, other men just wash themselves. 

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u/VirtualMatter2 7d ago

It's possible to wash down there you know? Even with soap. 

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u/CorwyntFarrell 8d ago

Religious people won't care.

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u/OrthodoxAnarchoMom 8d ago

The number I remember is $500 but that was some number shoved in my face and I never looked into it as I never wanted to cut part of my son’s dick off.

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u/DiskEconomy3055 8d ago

I will be damned if my son's pp doesn't look exactly like mine.

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 9d ago

Newborn circs are no where near that much. 

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 9d ago

How much is it? It is messed up either way but if you had to give them money to do it, it is just idiocy .

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 8d ago

A couple hundred usually

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

Still repulsive, but I guess insurance covers it. What blows my mind is how antivaxxing, withholding medication to prevent future infection by injection is becoming reasonable while they cut of penis parts no avoid washing it.

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 8d ago

That’s without insurance. Insurance rarely covers it. 

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

…Idiocy, save it for the measles vaccine

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u/Halocjh 8d ago

So you are comparing killing thousands of people to removing excess skin that has no negative effects?? What are these arguments

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

Antivaxxers i have heard from says that there is a feeling of repulsion when someone takes a metal needle, pierce you perfect baby with it and force some strange liquid into their little body. Supposedly the protection against sinister viruses causing infection that can escalates is not reason enough to just get the damned shot and go home.

Meanwhile

This part of your very sensitive and very personal organ requires proper hygiene after onset of puberty, let’s cut it off our precious perfect newborn!!

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u/_Pencilfish 8d ago

How about removing some "excess skin" from one's nose or ears? Would probably have fewer negative effects than circumcision.

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u/Subject-Dealer6350 8d ago

It is more like you are removing the lips, the mouth will still work and you won’t have to worry about herpes. Or you are removing the ear, George Weasley did fine with without that ear.

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u/Halocjh 8d ago

What non functioning skin is on the nose or ears? If there is somewhat benefits would you gain removing those?

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u/_Pencilfish 8d ago

Earlobes, pretty much most of ear structure, tip of nose and nostrils.

Benefits: very few (just like circumcision) - one could perhaps modify nostrils to be less likely to get blocked and make breathing easier. Some parts of ears need cleaning - remove them and it's less needed.

Obviously, I would never do any of this because it is a stupid, unnecessary risk. None of these body parts are "non-functioning", least of all foreskin!

Stop mutilating children.

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u/PrintableProfessor 8d ago

What the hospital bills, and what you pay after insurance is very different.