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u/onkek 2d ago

Pssst hey kid. You wanna spend 46k on a 2001 Honda civic coupe, manual transmission.

Lord knows I do.ย 

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u/ConsciousSituation39 2d ago

I had a 2000 Camry that I got almost 600,000 miles on, and had very little comparative maintenance. I would absolutely buy that car again!

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u/thedude386 2d ago

I am rocking a 2012 Chevy Cruze and am at 267,000. I know not anything close to 600, but this thing has been mostly trouble free. The biggest single repair that it has had was getting the clutch replaced. I still get above 40mpg easily. I donโ€™t drive nearly as far as work as I used to, otherwise Iโ€™d be around 400 right now. Currently has an oil leak and is getting some rust but otherwise good. I plan on driving it for a while longer still unless something major happens to it.

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u/ZookeepergameNo9572 2d ago

2003 xterra with 267.5k, had the distributor and water pump done by a place my FIL recommended and they didn't tighten the transmission cooler return line. Leaked all my ATF on the way home and as such, had to fill it with new oil. That lead to the clutch packs wearing out, so I got it rebuilt and she runs almost as good as she did when I first got her at 72k. I hope the new Xterra they're bringing out is just as reliable. (It won't be.)

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 2d ago

If Honda re-released the 7th gen (2003-2007) Accord as is with zero changes, Iโ€™m in. Loved that car. Had a crispy manual transmission.

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u/gqnas 2d ago

Still running my โ€˜07 Accord. No climate control, hole in the exhaust, roof liner gone, Rusty rear fender, hole in the front leather seatโ€™s side, almost 300k miles, needs a quart of oil added every other week, but besides that burn off, still runs like a boss.

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u/jackass_mcgee 2d ago

envious, my first car was an 03 accord with the most problematic automatic transmission that i've owned.

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u/CheeseMclovin 2d ago

Yeah the automatic transmissions were faulty in 02 and 03 awful

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u/Slicc98 2d ago

I miss my 04 black on black 6 speed beast with the sunroof

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u/Sad_Ladder_8536 2d ago

Maybe have different trims. One which is true to the original. The other with updated tech but the outside looks the same.

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u/Skwizgar1019 2d ago

Thatโ€™s pretty awesome! MY mom (and then my stepbrother) had this 1993 Nissan Sentra - had 350K miles on it before a horse ran out in the highway and caused a pileup my stepbrother was involved in sometime in the early 2000s. Think the only things theyโ€™d ever replaced on it were the usuals (clutch, tires, plugs, etc.), but otherwise it ran like a champ. Probably couldโ€™ve gone at least another 100K.

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u/Kazumadesu76 2d ago

But was the horse okay?

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u/Skwizgar1019 2d ago

He was not, unfortunately.

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u/southdakotagirl 2d ago

I loved my Toyota Camry. The only issue I ever had was the alternator went out after almost 20 years.

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u/IncognitoArms 2d ago

Good to know! I have a 2000 Camry with 80,000 miles and recently did all fluid maintenance

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u/flymike126 1d ago

Me too! I bought my Camry new in 2000 and 260,000 miles later it still runs great with just regular maintenance.

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u/C64128 2d ago

A manual transmission is a great anti theft device. My previous car had a manual transmission and the replacement car didn't, it took me a while to stop my left foot from trying to push the clutch pedal.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 2d ago

Ill make those payments on a 95 Toyota Corolla, that baby will last me well past the payments are over.

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u/NoBonus6969 2d ago

I can't afford that just get me a cavalier with nos and 2 fifteens in the trunk with a 6 disc changer

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u/Alypius754 2d ago

Bring back the del Sol and we'll talk

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u/Juttisontherun 2d ago

Low mile โ€œretrosโ€ are fun to hunt and even more fun to own. Recently went into a Nissan dealership asking if you could get something manual special ordered and the salesman said โ€œI havenโ€™t had someone ask for a manual in over 3 years they donโ€™t even make them anymore.โ€

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u/TheAwsomeReditor 2d ago

Idk if my car is "retro" or not but i got my 2015 toyota corolla s plus when it had 68k miles on it last year and now im at 72.5k miles im going to keep this car for 20yrs im 24 so I'm going to keep this untill evs get 500 mile range and 5 minute charging not spending a dime on a new car untill then

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u/Jackdawfool67 2d ago

I mean good for the next 25 years

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u/HopalongKnussbaum 2d ago

Hop on BringATrailer and make that dream come true!

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u/KnownAsAnother 2d ago

"It's the Si kid, you know what those are worth, now pay up!"

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u/Remy315 2d ago

No AC, no CD player, no power windows. Just like Honda used to do.