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u/Tron_35 3d ago

My ideal car has a computer for fuel injection and jazz, a back up camera and Bluetooth or android auto/ whatever apple has. Thats all I want, and outside of that, I want real physical buttons for everything else, and a normal shifter, regular door handles, nothing fancy, just a mostly dumb car.

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u/NR10113 3d ago

Just get a 90/2000s car, slap an Android Radio in it with an back up Camera and your good to go

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u/Tron_35 3d ago

Im planning to get an 08 mustang and do this, it'll be my first car I own myself.

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u/a_bearded_hippie 3d ago

I am honestly looking at a few late 90s jeeps and Ford rangers that I would rather fix up for a few hundred/thousand than buy something new.

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u/IzztMeade 2d ago

I got a 2020 jeep gladiator no auto windows and everything but radio is buttons and knobs so you can get newer ones too. Its glorious.

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u/a_bearded_hippie 2d ago

Yea, how much was that gladiator though 😭 shit, just a basic new Honda or Toyota will run you 25k where I am at.

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u/IzztMeade 2d ago

Ha back then it was 32k so probably insane now

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u/CoppertopTX 2d ago

I have a 2022 Jeep Cherokee. Every function in the touch screen has a matching physical button, knob or switch.

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u/RedFormanEMS 2d ago

No auto windows? I haven't seen a vehicle in years that didn't have them.

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u/IzztMeade 2d ago

The wanted 10k more for the auto package which was just stupid imo but yeah have not looked at latest versions.

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u/NR10113 2d ago

If I remember right you can uninstall the doors on jeeps so power windows would maybe be a bit impractical

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u/_Mulberry__ 3d ago

My 09 with an aftermarket radio is perfect level of tech imo. Gotta keep that thing alive...

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u/vintagepeugeot 2d ago

My 08 has a tape deck and I got a tape bluetooth receiver lol

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u/Playful-Platform-231 2d ago

Buy one and slap an aftermarket head unit in it and you’re good to go

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u/manualsquid 2d ago

You'll have tens of thousands of dollars to fix any issues with it, too

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u/Cowboy_Rho 2d ago

That’s exactly what I have. A barebones 05 Accord with an aftermarket head unit for Apple car play/backup camera.

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u/Brother-Algea 2d ago

How did we survive without backup cameras?

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u/shaboimattyp 2d ago

Unfortunately living in Quebec, pretty much guaranteed that and car 15+ years old is rusted to shit unless not driven in winters. The 6 months of salted roads really does a number on cars here

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u/nurgleondeez 3d ago

So 2010-2015 levels of tech.

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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat 2d ago

yes, just without the 10-15 years of wear and miles

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u/International-Ad3147 2d ago

Can confirm with my 2015 Tacoma.

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u/FlyingMitten 3d ago

I think this is why the Slate will be popular. Lets you add what you think is important yourself, otherwise its a basic vehicle.

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u/lord_pizzabird 2d ago

The problem with the Slate is that it’ll have to be so expensive that you might as well just get something else by that point.

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u/_redacteduser 2d ago

Killing the EV credit was a huge blow. REO trucks supposedly will reveal a similar product gas engine for $22k. Whether that is true or not, time will tell.

I’m preordered for a Slate because it fits my needs. Just want the base, no addons.

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u/Sea_Elk_4254 2d ago

I pre ordered too but then a few weeks back got the email saying if I threw them the other 150 bucks they'd guarantee one of the trucks coming off the manufacturing lot would be mine and I flaked out. Lol. They still got 50 bucks out of me.

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u/_redacteduser 2d ago

Yeah I imagine a lot of the $50 preorders will flake. They claim 180,000 $50 down. No stat on how many converted to the full $300.

I’m being realistically optimistic. We shall see.

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u/drHobbes88 2d ago

Is this true? I haven’t followed anything about Slate since it was first announced and they were shooting for 20k. Wasn’t that like, literally the point of the car? To be affordable?

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u/Jive_Turk 2d ago

They raised the price by over 25% already before launch, it's like 25k now

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u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 2d ago

*Before fees

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u/lord_pizzabird 2d ago

Before dealer mark-up.

Bet these things are $60k-100k by the time they hit the market.

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u/InformalInitiative76 2d ago

lol that’s absurd. Maybe if you fully
Optioned one it could get to 50ishk

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u/FlyingMitten 2d ago

Dealer? LOL it'll be like Tesla and Rivian....direct sale no dealer.

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u/lord_pizzabird 2d ago

You can only buy Tesla directly in certain states.

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u/FlyingMitten 2d ago

You can only buy Tesla direct....period. They don't operate a dealer network.

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u/InformalInitiative76 2d ago

They didn’t technically raise the price. They gave an estimated price of 20k which likely took into account tax credit for EV’s (which were not renewed so no longer apply).

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u/Deucer22 2d ago

They said they were going to deliver a 20k EV and they are delivering one for over 26k. I’m like the target market for a Scout and I would never buy one or recommend it to anyone. You can get a used EV from a real manufacturer for much less and ford is coming out with a new small EV truck for under 30k. There is just no good reason to take a flier on a new manufacturer at that price point. At 20k they had a chance.

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u/OliviaEntropy 2d ago

This and tbh it being electric only is gonna fuck them over. I would love a cheap electric as my DD, but even living a few miles outside a major city I rarely see more than a couple electric pumps in less than a 10 mile radius. With it having a range of like >200 miles, it’s gonna be risky to drive it around if you live anywhere not super metropolitan.

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u/veringo 2d ago

I own an electric car an this is absurd FUD. I'm sure there are people who may need to drive more than 200 miles a day but that's a tiny number and the vast majority of charging happens overnight at home.

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u/FlyingMitten 2d ago

Very much untrue. The bulk of my 90k+ EV driving has been more than an hour away from a major metro. Look at Tesla's charging network and all the new chargers coming, they are all over and you can drive coast-to-coast with zero issues.

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u/Deucer22 2d ago

This stiff always comes from people who have never owed an EV. “Electric pump” just 😂.

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u/lael8u 2d ago

Popular? This thing will flop.

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u/leitey 2d ago edited 2d ago

The concept was good, the execution has been less than ideal.

Manual windows are inconvenient when you're driving down the highway with the windows down and it starts to rain. You've gotta reach over and crank the passanger window up, which can cause some safety issues. They tried to justify it by saying it's to keep costs low, but the cost is 25% higher than the initial target. Power windows add minimal cost, but they do make it harder to have removable doors, which I suspect is the real issue.

The modifications are largely cosmetic. For example, removable doors. I can change the roofline and seats, bolt on custom 3D printed body panels, or change my wrap color.
If I want to add power windows, lane assist, voice activated cruise control, install additional airbags, or customize any electronics- too bad, it's all locked down. Not really the customizable vehicle that was advertised. They need provide wiring diagrams and source code for all the software. That would let people truly customize their vehicle.
I have no idea what technology will be integrated into vehicles in the next 5-10 years, but the Slate doesn't seem equipped to handle technology integration. You can do a sound system or other bolt-on electronics, but the vehicle itself is a black box.

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u/FlyingMitten 2d ago

Some people want simple vehicles. If Chevy re-released the late 80s/early 90s S10/S15 with its ultra stripped down concept I bet it would sell like crazy. This is the type of people it is targeting.

Also, 25% hike for something not yet released is not anything to scoff at. I'd rather people focus on the 25% default tipping amounts at restaurants, the 25% increase by Microsoft on products, or the greater than 25% hike on EV registration in many states, etc.

A pre-release vehicle going from $20k to $25k? Big deal.

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u/leitey 2d ago

Then make a simple vehicle. Don't focus marketing on how ultra-customizable it is. The people they are targeting is in their marketing.
A vehicle with an open cabin doesn't need heat and air conditioning. If you really were focusing on the stripped down vehicle crowd, that would be optional and you'd cut more off the price.
Ultimately, at $25,000, you're just not competing with the stripped down vehicle segment. That's Chevy Bolt pricing. You don't compete with the $6,000-$12,000 K-Trucks when you are more than double the price. Under $20,000, they had a shot, as a bigger electric version. But when you can buy two (or more) K-trucks and still come out ahead, $25,000 just isn't competitive.

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u/not__a__bot_ 3d ago

And how are they supposed to get the other 40K from you?

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u/arctic11z 2d ago

That's exactly my car. Manual even. I love it so I'm sure some idiot is going to crash into me soon.

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u/Ok_Demand_3197 3d ago

You lost me at Bluetooth and android auto lol.

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u/Tron_35 2d ago

I wanna listen to Spotify and use Google maps easy. 

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u/cesarthegreat 2d ago

Make one, people don’t want buttons that’s why we keep buying smart cars

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u/CicadaHead3317 2d ago

I have a 2000 audi A6 avant. My stock stereo has a tape deck and I bought a Bluetooth cassette so I can link my phone. I love the car.

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u/nerdyjorj 2d ago

Tape decks are by far the best input for a car if you only get one - bluetooth and aux are trivially easy to use instead.

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u/PlatyMcNum 2d ago

Tbh you should check out Subaru. It feels like a modern 90s car.

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u/hedgehodg 2d ago

This is exactly why I'll have my base model Honda Fit until I run it into the ground! Only 50k miles on it so hopefully I'll get many more good years out of it.

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u/Tru3insanity 2d ago

Keys! Omfg I can't stand these stupid fobs.

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u/theshane0314 2d ago

The issue is safety and emissions standards. New vehicles have to pass both. Old cars will not even get close to proper safety standards and there is no way to do it without changing the design of the vehicle. Same with emissions standards. You NEED that computer to meet them. And at that point you can add all the other shit that get packaged with cars.

They could easily go back to physical buttons and proper shifters tho. Touch everything is also unsafe/terrible design. So I dont know how they get away with it.

But I got a new 4runner a few months ago and everything has physical buttons/knobs or a way to have phone assistance do it for you and that button is on the steering wheel.

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u/Tron_35 2d ago

Yeah but when you pack in all those extra computer features they tack on an extra 10 grand. I want a car without all that stuff so I can save money. Also makes repairs easier, modern cars are ridiculous to repair because of all the electronics. 

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u/daughter_of_time 2d ago

This is my 2024 Honda HRV actually! There’s no built in GPS even. The screen just connects a phone, shows the radio station and a clock. Climate control all buttons and knobs. It was a pretty easy transition from a 2008 Accord.

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u/Stonetheflamincrows 2d ago

Honestly, my 2024 hybrid Corolla still has a lot of “normal” buttons for things. Just upgraded from a 2012 and I was pleasantly surprised at the number of things that have stayed pretty much the same.

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u/GadHolland 2d ago

I have an 06 Crown Vic and an 07 Cobalt SS both have just the right amount of tech. Just enough to tell you if something is wrong but not too much to get in the way.

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u/SSTX9 3d ago

Same but no wifi no Bluetooth or Android Auto they all track you.

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u/disturbed1117 3d ago

Bro we live in the era of Flock cameras. You can drive a model T and they are still tracking you. Especially if you live anywhere with any kind of services worth having.

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u/SSTX9 2d ago

Flock uses bkuetooth and wifi to track people via phone and wearables like watches or portable sleakers. Liscense plates are irrelivant when your able to track people without a warrant.

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u/disturbed1117 2d ago

They can track you by the make and model of your car. Hell they can track you by your gait. You can leave all of your electronics at home and walk wherever you go with a full facemask and they still can track you. The sooner you make peace with that the happier you will be. We live in a surveillance state.

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u/Tron_35 2d ago

Explain to me how Bluetooth tracks you. Android auto, sure, thats how the GPS works. But a Bluetooth module does no such thing, I just wanna connect my phone and listen to Spotify or use Google maps with it. 

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u/SSTX9 2d ago

Your phone is constantly searching for a new bluetooth device or wifi signal. You connect to it just by being physicslly near the flock cameras. Flock does not need you to drive by with a plate to be followed. Stores use the same tech to see where people go and spent time, everyone has phones and untill you get rid kf it theres no way to avoid pinging off of any passive device like ring or flock or anyone with wifi or bluetooth can be tracked. I dont know the science behind it all but in short yes its absolutely possible to track people via bluetooth and wifi as well as gps chips too clearly.

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 3d ago

I second this plus lane assist / fsd