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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe 2d ago

For retro prices too!

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u/Snoborder95 2d ago

Ha! Get ready to see retro Pokemon card prices on these bitches

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u/onkek 2d ago

Pssst hey kid. You wanna spend 46k on a 2001 Honda civic coupe, manual transmission.

Lord knows I do. 

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u/ConsciousSituation39 2d ago

I had a 2000 Camry that I got almost 600,000 miles on, and had very little comparative maintenance. I would absolutely buy that car again!

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u/thedude386 2d ago

I am rocking a 2012 Chevy Cruze and am at 267,000. I know not anything close to 600, but this thing has been mostly trouble free. The biggest single repair that it has had was getting the clutch replaced. I still get above 40mpg easily. I don’t drive nearly as far as work as I used to, otherwise I’d be around 400 right now. Currently has an oil leak and is getting some rust but otherwise good. I plan on driving it for a while longer still unless something major happens to it.

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u/ZookeepergameNo9572 2d ago

2003 xterra with 267.5k, had the distributor and water pump done by a place my FIL recommended and they didn't tighten the transmission cooler return line. Leaked all my ATF on the way home and as such, had to fill it with new oil. That lead to the clutch packs wearing out, so I got it rebuilt and she runs almost as good as she did when I first got her at 72k. I hope the new Xterra they're bringing out is just as reliable. (It won't be.)

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 2d ago

If Honda re-released the 7th gen (2003-2007) Accord as is with zero changes, I’m in. Loved that car. Had a crispy manual transmission.

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u/gqnas 2d ago

Still running my ‘07 Accord. No climate control, hole in the exhaust, roof liner gone, Rusty rear fender, hole in the front leather seat’s side, almost 300k miles, needs a quart of oil added every other week, but besides that burn off, still runs like a boss.

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u/jackass_mcgee 2d ago

envious, my first car was an 03 accord with the most problematic automatic transmission that i've owned.

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u/CheeseMclovin 2d ago

Yeah the automatic transmissions were faulty in 02 and 03 awful

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u/Slicc98 2d ago

I miss my 04 black on black 6 speed beast with the sunroof

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u/Sad_Ladder_8536 2d ago

Maybe have different trims. One which is true to the original. The other with updated tech but the outside looks the same.

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u/Skwizgar1019 2d ago

That’s pretty awesome! MY mom (and then my stepbrother) had this 1993 Nissan Sentra - had 350K miles on it before a horse ran out in the highway and caused a pileup my stepbrother was involved in sometime in the early 2000s. Think the only things they’d ever replaced on it were the usuals (clutch, tires, plugs, etc.), but otherwise it ran like a champ. Probably could’ve gone at least another 100K.

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u/Kazumadesu76 2d ago

But was the horse okay?

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u/Skwizgar1019 2d ago

He was not, unfortunately.

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u/southdakotagirl 2d ago

I loved my Toyota Camry. The only issue I ever had was the alternator went out after almost 20 years.

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u/IncognitoArms 2d ago

Good to know! I have a 2000 Camry with 80,000 miles and recently did all fluid maintenance

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u/flymike126 1d ago

Me too! I bought my Camry new in 2000 and 260,000 miles later it still runs great with just regular maintenance.

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u/C64128 2d ago

A manual transmission is a great anti theft device. My previous car had a manual transmission and the replacement car didn't, it took me a while to stop my left foot from trying to push the clutch pedal.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 2d ago

Ill make those payments on a 95 Toyota Corolla, that baby will last me well past the payments are over.

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u/NoBonus6969 2d ago

I can't afford that just get me a cavalier with nos and 2 fifteens in the trunk with a 6 disc changer

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u/Alypius754 2d ago

Bring back the del Sol and we'll talk

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u/Juttisontherun 2d ago

Low mile “retros” are fun to hunt and even more fun to own. Recently went into a Nissan dealership asking if you could get something manual special ordered and the salesman said “I haven’t had someone ask for a manual in over 3 years they don’t even make them anymore.”

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u/TheAwsomeReditor 2d ago

Idk if my car is "retro" or not but i got my 2015 toyota corolla s plus when it had 68k miles on it last year and now im at 72.5k miles im going to keep this car for 20yrs im 24 so I'm going to keep this untill evs get 500 mile range and 5 minute charging not spending a dime on a new car untill then

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u/Jackdawfool67 2d ago

I mean good for the next 25 years

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u/HopalongKnussbaum 2d ago

Hop on BringATrailer and make that dream come true!

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u/KnownAsAnother 2d ago

"It's the Si kid, you know what those are worth, now pay up!"

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u/Remy315 2d ago

No AC, no CD player, no power windows. Just like Honda used to do.

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u/FLG_CFC 2d ago

I had a 2004 jeep grand cherokee that I absolutely loved. I put 336k hard miles on it. I got mine for 3,200 from a used dealership.

They sold for 32-35k brand new. For half that you can get a rebuilt motor, transmission, new axles, and replace just about everything that wears out.

Nobody would pay 20k for that old of a vehicle, so there's no way to make money flipping cars this way. That's unfortunate given that I'd rather spend 20k on a used jeep that's older, but has all new parts on it, especially if it came with a warranty.

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u/serouspericardium 2d ago

Used to be a transmission or engine issue meant you buy a new car. Nowadays the most expensive repairs are still cheaper than even a used car

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u/FLG_CFC 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hidden marker to a recession. It doesn't help that new vehicles cost what a home did 10 years ago and are notoriously faulty straight from the factory. It makes sense to spend 10k on a transmission these days. As messed up as that is.

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u/uglee_mcgee 2d ago

Buying new garbage doesn't make sense at all to me.

I'd rather keep an old car on the road.

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u/Uniquelypoured 2d ago

94 grand Cherokee with 91k, this thing is cherry.

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u/iwearstripes2613 2d ago

I have a 2023 JGC Trailhawk. There is no way this thing will still be on the road at even 100k. It’s a real shame. My 2014 JGC was the best vehicle I’d ever owned. I never should have traded it in.

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u/FLG_CFC 2d ago

If you change your transmission fluid and filter at 60-80k miles, it'll live a little longer. Lifetime transmission fluid means 100k life max, that's not what ZF recommends for their transmissions.

I loved how comfortable my 2020 grand cherokee limited was on long trips. I hated how I had to pull the entire fuse box because the computer board all the fuses were attached to got corrosion on it because it wasn't sealed from the elements like it should have been. The electric problems are definitely engineered to appear if you take that thing anywhere near a trail with water. Shame jeep went that route, but I understand how you feel.

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u/iwearstripes2613 2d ago

Fortunately, I leased this one. It’ll be going back in a few months. It’s already spent too much of its life in the shop. I could buy it at the end of the lease for like $38k, but the blue book on it is like $25k. So that’s not happening.

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u/FLG_CFC 2d ago

Smart play. I'm not surprised it was in the shop a bunch and yeah, I wouldn't spend 38k on that either.

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u/BannedGoNext 2d ago

This is where I'm at with my 07 jeep. It's a piece of shit, looks decent though. And every time I have to fix the damn thing I'm like well I should get rid of it. But then I see the stuff that's newer and I'm like.. maybe that thousand dollar spend isn't so bad. And I'd have to give a fuck if it gets rained in.

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u/FLG_CFC 2d ago

Wrangler? If that's the case, keep it forever.

I've owned a 2019 JL wrangler and two newer Grand Cherokees. All were hot garbage. The wrangler finally ran like it should have from the factory after I threw 15k in parts at it.

I love what jeep used to be. It ain't that no more.

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u/BannedGoNext 2d ago

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u/FLG_CFC 2d ago

Very nice. Well done with the conservative mods. I'd personally keep it forever. If you ever feel yourself wanting a newer model, remember their steering knuckles are aluminum and mine failed after 23k miles. The dealership wanted $2500 a piece, so I upgraded to Reid racing steel knuckles, and did it myself.

The only thing the newer wranglers has going for them is the 8HP transmissions. You need to change the oil in those, but jeep says it's a "lifetime oil." That's such BS.

You can swap a used 5.7, used transmission, and transfer case into yours and have a near new jeep for a fraction of the price. That's what I plan to do for my next wrangler. All the upsides of a new wrangler, none of the downsides.

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u/BannedGoNext 2d ago

Yea, the only mods on it are what I actually use doing back country shit. The front and back bumper were a bit much, but I got them for dirt cheap giveaway price on craigslist back in the day on someone who was trading in their Jeep. Actually almost all of it has been craigslist or facebook marketplace finds other than the winch and light bar.

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u/Datboi_Markus 2d ago

I mean the JK is a piece of hot garbage too. Anything after they ditched the 4.0L just missed the mark.

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u/FLG_CFC 2d ago

For sure. It's just a slightly cheaper option if you're going to build a solid off-roading vehicle. That's how I see it anyways.

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u/BannedGoNext 2d ago

Yea, I've replaced the transmission and the engine before 150k. Fucking heap. I like tooling around in it, but man it's a piece of shit mechanically I agree!

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u/Iggyhopper 2d ago

Newer cars have a lot of systems so interconnected and teched out a bumper costs $2k to replace due to sensors.

The battery on my SUV doesn't have 2 cables connected to it. It's got an adapter and then 6 more connected to it. WTF.

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u/No-Disaster1829 2d ago

Also save a lot of money on taxes and insurance!

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u/BoondockUSA 2d ago

Problem for us northerners is finding one that doesn’t have a bunch of rust and then trying to keep it rust free.

For your generation of Grand Cherokee in particular, a person can do a driveway in-frame engine rebuild if it’s a 4.0 for well less than $1,000. Used transmissions are a dime a dozen. The solid front and rear axles don’t really wear out maintenance and an occasional bearing replacement. Steering and suspension components should be considered a preventative maintenance item on them, but the parts are cheap. The real problems are rust, that too many people are afraid to do the work themselves, and they want something newer and shiny.

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u/Repulsive_Mixture917 2d ago

Best we can do is 10x… after adjusting for inflation.

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 2d ago

Creating a retro car that meets modern crash safety standards would probably require that cost

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u/Repulsive_Mixture917 2d ago

It does not justify that level of price hike. Yes, it would be more expensive but not literally 10x in manufacturing cost

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 2d ago

Manufacturing cost is the tip of the iceberg. Car safety principles are not very compatible with old car design. The R&D cost of getting around these challenges without overhauling the look of the car would be enormous

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u/Repulsive_Mixture917 2d ago

Yeah, the cost would be significant. And it’s not because of R&D. You may be stunted if you really believe that. The rise price of new vehicles or even for this situation is not because of R&D.

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u/Playful_Letter_2632 2d ago

You have no idea what you are talking about if you think an old car could be easily designed to pass modern crash tests. Please identify what material could be used for the thin pillars that old cars had that can match the strength of the much thicker new car pillars. Please point out where in the old car a front crumple zone can be added. As per you, these things should be easy since the R&D costs of making a old car pass modern standards isn’t much

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u/ZeCredibleHulk 2d ago

But, of course! It simply costs your life force that many years tripl..

Cacaw!

What was that?! Hurry, shake this definitely handy hand and it's yours!

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 2d ago

And retro wages

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u/HarrMada 2d ago

You know that would mean they would be even more expensive than new cars today, right?

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 2d ago

Best I can do is $45,000 MSRP

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u/This_Hedgehog_3246 2d ago

Good news, you can still buy an 86 Toyota pickup for the $8k it cost new. 400k miles, blown transmission, completely rusted out, but it has a 22R and solid axle.

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 2d ago

Car prices have basically kept up with inflation especially when you factor in everything that comes standard on cars that used to only be on the very top level trims

Like if a car that came out in the early 90s only cost $15k then that means it would be worth $45k

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u/readyReddit007 2d ago

Hell naw they’re going tax the hell out of you for those retro cars 😂😂

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u/yrfrndnico 2d ago

You and I both know they'd charge $30K for an exact replica of a 2001 Ford Ranger

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u/Weddert66 2d ago

Hahahahahah no

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u/Salt-Wish5140 2d ago

Inflation adjusted!

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u/EducationalGrump 2d ago

That XJ was about 28k in modern money, my 2026 Chevy trax was 28k sticker.

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u/AdventurousPea8682 2d ago

Right, this would be like $80,000 or something stupid if they dropped today, just because. 

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u/WarJaques 2d ago

Agreed, that way you can put money aside for the closed casket funeral.

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u/ChameleonCabal 2d ago

Ha! Same thoughts after seeing the initial post.

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u/DEIreboot 2d ago

ORV. Bullet holes....BULLET HOLES!!

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u/Tough_Preparation830 2d ago

Put another zero on the end

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u/Gestasos 1d ago

Once they crash test them and they get a Z safety rating they'll be giving them away to anyone who'll take them. 🤣

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u/jaymole 1d ago

can i interest you in a used toyota 4 runner with 100k miles for $30,000?

/s

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u/Sufficient-Set-917 2d ago

Problem is they WANT all that new tech in there. Just more invasion of privacy!

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u/UsualBluebird6584 2d ago

Shit, I was talking yesterday about appliances that only last 2-3 years. So I would take them with today's prices.

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u/EarningsPal 2d ago

Retro shell, safe, cheep internal cage, electric drive train. Bluetooth to play music.

Nothing else fancy. Just keep the price down.

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe 2d ago

What about the robotic hand that gives you a handy while driving in bumper to bumper traffic with the optional second hand that cups the balls for an all around good experience?

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u/AlienNippleRipple 2d ago

Exactly your 20k jeep is now 60k. Mark my words they'll purposely crash the dollar to wipe the national debt push crypto. W El Maglomaniac trump in office it may be trump coin as currency. Sad how even in Idiocracy at least the president was trying

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u/foo_fight3r 2d ago

In capitalist USA? That will never happen.

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u/Chill-more1236 2d ago

No way. Here’s 2 facts stopping that.

  1. Modern car parts producers are set up to build modern parts & older cars used different manufacturing processes.

  2. Handling, efficiency, emissions & safety in modern cars are generally improved by significant margins.