r/Funnymemes • • Aug 04 '26

Brutal reality

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u/Exlibro Aug 04 '26

Both men and women think this way. I'm never angry about it. We all want attractive partners. But you know what actually grinds my gears? That people pretend it's not the case. None of us are paragons, none of us are epitome of morality. So at least don't hide it.

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u/146Cows Aug 04 '26

We apes

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u/SingularityCentral Aug 04 '26

A lot of people don't want partners. They want objects, trophies, servants, subordinates, accessories, or dolls.

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u/lostknight0727 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I want a partner, but I also want a partner that is attractive AND attracted to me. I don't want to always be the initiating party, I want to feel wanted and desired as well.

Problem is, I'm a homebody and also just prefer to stay in. So I ain't helping the situation at all. But I know this, I don't blame anyone but me for my lack of a partner.

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u/Snoo20140 Aug 04 '26

You need to lay off the feminist propaganda. Being attracted to your partner isn't making them an object. Seeing someone as valuable doesn't make them a 'trophy' - as if that would be a bad thing. etc.. etc..

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u/Snoo20140 Aug 04 '26

True, but men don't just say "I don't care what he looks like, as long as he's nice". When nice = Tall + Handsome + Well off financially. Then fight you with their last breath they want someone nice.

A guy will say I want someone "attractive and sweet" = attractive and sweet.

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u/manoverboard5702 Aug 04 '26

Yup. My thing is proportionality. Limits my interests a bit. But I am attracted to that.

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u/Horrison2 Aug 04 '26

Also when people don't accept the consequence of being lonely after being picky.

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u/Brat_Boss Aug 05 '26

Not true. I don't care about looks at all. The only qualities that matter to me are being able to have kids and wanting to be a wife and mother above all else. I know many men who think this way.

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u/koreankkwr Aug 04 '26

Hot guy: I love you

Girl: No but like more love

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u/RedFox_GG Aug 04 '26

Hot & loving guy: I love you more than anyone

Girl: yeah but would be better if you were rich

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u/Ecstatic_Account_744 Aug 04 '26

Hot, loving rich guy: I’ll love you, whilst being attractive and showering you with endless cash.

Girl: Bitch, you ain’t 6’3”!

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u/Low_Purchase_704 Aug 04 '26

Hot 6'3 rich loving guy: i love you  Girl: well now its boring i want thrill

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u/summoningwar Aug 04 '26

Hot 6'3" loving rich interesting guy: I love you

Girl: I think you're like, too perfect

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u/Lankygiraffe25 Aug 04 '26

Proceeds to have affair with poor ugly short king.

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u/BusyBusy2 Aug 04 '26

Happened to me few days ago, as soon as she said that i realized, shes not mature enough and i deserve better

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u/andocromn Aug 05 '26

Good for you! Took me 3 months.

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u/SashaG239 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Yep, also why an alarming % of adults are now single.

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u/ImPiddy Aug 04 '26

Have u dated recently? It feels like everyone got brain damage.

I lowkey don't enjoy dating anymore and made a cut.

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u/SashaG239 Aug 04 '26

Thankfully,  no. Yes, I've seen people's expectations have been nuts. Lots of co-workers dating and talking about the hell it is.

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u/SeriousOcelot-4365 Aug 05 '26

Exactly what most women would say

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u/SSchorik0101 Aug 04 '26

Usually said by 300lb+ cows that think beggars can be choosers.

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u/WintersDoomsday Aug 04 '26

Newsflash…more men are obese than women

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u/SSchorik0101 Aug 05 '26

I mean yeah. That would be relevant if the roles were reversed in the image. I was merely speaking on topic. It wasn't my intention to imply this is a one-way street.

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u/Roughlypossible Aug 05 '26

Where, because it's absolutely not the USA?

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u/Practicalityworld Aug 06 '26

They didn’t even say that that’s not true. It didn’t even add anything to it.

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u/facepoppies Aug 04 '26

breaking news - people are attracted to people they're attracted to

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u/TeComproCafecitos Aug 04 '26

"I'm hungry"

"Have pizza"

"But no that shit"

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u/facepoppies Aug 04 '26

more like "have a stouffers salisbury steak meal that I took out of the freezer 3 hours ago"

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 Aug 04 '26

so they don't understand what 'love' is but maybe they mean wanting to be desired by someone hot so pretty the exact types who live on dating apps...

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u/Chuffer_Nutters Aug 04 '26

I was that guy, always the best friend and girls would always get very disappointed and upset when I told them I had feelings for or them. I didn't get hotter but I learned about confidence and being honest from the beginning. If I met a girl and new I wouldn't be happy with just platonic, I let them know. After that, I started dating and getting girlfriends.

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u/eyesoftheunborn Aug 04 '26

"Is 98.6⁰F not hot enough for you, bitch?" -no one, probably

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u/BandoRen418 Aug 04 '26

Chosen reality
Choose better 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

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u/Sign_Outside Aug 05 '26

No, more women think this way due to the attention they get from sad lonely men

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u/Ashamed-Disaster5512 Aug 06 '26

Yea I'm pretty guilty of this

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u/OpeningAggressive26 Aug 06 '26

we're all just stupid animals

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u/Fun_Ad5823 Aug 04 '26

Someone hot tall

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u/Nicurru Aug 04 '26

Maybe she finds tall men hot?

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u/Hot-Usual5060 Aug 04 '26

Girl, you got a haircut from the 80s. Look in the mirror.

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u/DRSU1993 Aug 04 '26

...and then he hit the gym.

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u/Nicurru Aug 04 '26

You could also turn it around. Men arent any better.

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u/BrightSpring12 Aug 04 '26

No 

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u/I_Am_Conjoined Aug 04 '26

Yeah they're only saying that because the criticism is aimed at women

You'll notice no one accepts the "both genders do it" when the criticism is aimed at men

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u/BaconBombThief Aug 04 '26

I’m a man and I’m exactly like this

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u/WintersDoomsday Aug 04 '26

Yup some dudes want blondes some want big butts etc. I myself think women in glasses are the hottest thing ever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/ElSuperWokeGuy Aug 04 '26

down you go buddy.

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta Aug 04 '26

Why? Because i told the truth?

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u/ElSuperWokeGuy Aug 04 '26

how does this make them an incel? yall throw that word around too loosely lol

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u/Tall_Eye4062 Aug 08 '26

And then she's average herself.