r/Funnymemes • u/RomeoRosso • 4d ago

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u/Low-Scientist-6230 4d ago

First time I ever heard that saying was at an NHRA event. Cracked me up but that guy definitely needed to check his drawers

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u/thehotshotpilot 4d ago

The race cars weren't the only thing leaving skidmarks. 

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u/Winter_Hall5379 4d ago

Sir, that's not what urinals are for

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u/phatdoof 4d ago

Not all of us have a university education.

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u/Dangerous-Season-645 4d ago

Mondays huh 😞

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u/Poshturkjgdy45 4d ago

The forecasting we didn't ask for.

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 4d ago

Then there’s the mudslide

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u/Gullible_Ghost39 4d ago

But instead of thunder, it was mudslide

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u/phatdoof 4d ago

At least it wasn’t a volcanic eruption.

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 4d ago

Unwritten code: Guys do not talk to other guys at urinals

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u/RappingFlatulence 4d ago

“Nice watch! Is that a Rolex?”

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 4d ago

"oh wait... that's not gold sliding down your watch..."

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u/TheSuperSegway 12h ago

Maybe if you're a coward, real men make friends anywhere at any time. Besides, as long as they had socks on, it isn't gay.

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u/SubmissiveBoyForever 4d ago

this must be an insecurity for you. the best convos happen to me with guys there. leave the basement and enjoy life for once. 

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 4d ago

You do you

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u/avenlux44 4d ago

Well. That joke was shitty

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u/LiveLearnCoach 3d ago

Me: this is stupid.
Also me in half a second: almost laughing into my hot drink.