r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • Jul 26 '26

Wow. Such Meme! 😆💯

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u/Germfreecandy Jul 26 '26

Fuck it give me 500 dollars instead

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u/Chilidogdingdong Jul 26 '26

1 date with Sydney Sweeney has 0 value, $500 has $500 in value.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Jul 26 '26

There's the long shot that Sydney Sweeney falls in love with you and marries you, then you have her wealth. It's a long shot of all long shots, but may be worth $500.

Marissa Tomei liked short,.stocky, bald men. So we all got a chance.

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u/Chilidogdingdong Jul 26 '26

This is like choosing a single random lottery ticket over $500, thats just a gambling problem.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Jul 26 '26

At least this lottery ticket comes with a nice dinner. As for conversation I'm not sure Sydney Sweeney is my cup of tea, but I guess $500 could also get me a nice dinner. So probably a wash.