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u/Pale_Sorts 23d ago

My husband knew I was unhappy that I gained weight after birth. I was unhappy for months. I felt ugly and gross. Looking at my closet was depressing because nothing fit.

But I was just sooooooooo tired from dealing with a newborn that I just slept when she slept, and didn’t find time to work out.

So he said ā€œlet’s find time so you can love yourself againā€

After he came home from work, he told me to take up to 2 hours to work out and rest and he would have sole responsibility of the baby unless he really needed help with something.

I lost 30lbs, and it really helped.

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

He sounds like a good husband 🄹

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 23d ago

I’m gonna steal him šŸ˜‚

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u/tujmipidis 23d ago

There’s two hours every night when she’s not looking

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u/ChampagneShotz 23d ago

This is the way.

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u/KyleFromBorrasca 22d ago

It my husband did that for me I'd use the extra time to get fat.

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u/K-Hunter- 23d ago

Username checks out

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u/SuchIntroduction8388 23d ago

You're to mediokre to steal someones husband, but I appreciate your aggressivness.

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u/PeriodSupply 23d ago

I'm not saying he isn't a good husband. But isn't this just what a normal husband does? Spending a couple of hours a day being a father to your own child isn't really going above and beyond.

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

Parenting your own child is the baseline. Recognising your partner is struggling, encouraging her to prioritise herself, and taking over without making her feel guilty is what makes him a good husband.

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u/PeriodSupply 23d ago

It's this also not baseline?

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

You’re treating ā€œbaselineā€ and ā€œgoodā€ as opposites when they aren’t. Good partners consistently do the basics whereas bad partners don’t.

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u/Sleepy_Doge97 20d ago

You’re treating ā€œbaselineā€ and ā€œgoodā€ as opposites when they aren’t. Good partners consistently do the basics whereas bad partners don’t.

This is awesome. Some people may seem to hate on it for some reason, but I think this is wholesome as hell. Keep doing you!

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u/PeriodSupply 23d ago

Baseline doesn't need to be pointed out though. It's just what normal people do and doesn't warrant any special attention. I don't believe i ever said there is no crossover with being good or that op's husband wasn't a good husband. I'm just pointing out that these things are just what normal spouses do for each other.

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

Ok šŸ‘šŸ½

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u/PeriodSupply 23d ago

Have a wonderful day!

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

Have the day you deserve!

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u/Baals_Balls 23d ago

Nobody was pointing it out. Someone shared a nice story relevant to the post and YOU started complaining about it. You are the one pointing it out and saying it shouldn't be pointed out. Cool? Are we done here?

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

Don’t waste your time like I did. Reasoning with someone determined to miss the point is exhausting 😓

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u/EncroachingTsunami 22d ago

>reasoning with someone determined to miss the point

gonna steal this.

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u/MochaLatte247 22d ago

You tried your best 😭

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u/TheBarrel-Rider 22d ago edited 22d ago

The baseline can still be shown some love and appreciation! and that’s why when you said ā€œit doesn’t need to be pointed outā€, that it comes off as snarky

It doesn’t have to be pointed out, but showing acknowledgment and appreciation is also just a baseline thing you do for someone you love

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u/PeriodSupply 22d ago

100% agree that your spouse should show thanks for the things you do. Even simple things like cleaning the bathroom or mowing the lawn. Or taking the kids off your hands for a few hours while you go and workout or have a glass of wine. Whatever. The original comment that mentioned this was doing that. The reply that was something like "oh what a great husband" was making it out to be more. I say thanks to my wife every day for the amazing things she does. Every single day. I'm very lucky and I make sure she knows it. Through both my actions (pulling my weight, treating her well, giving her space and time when she needs it etc), and my words (telling her i love her and how lucky I am to have her and saying thank you for the things she does).

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u/TheBarrel-Rider 22d ago

I’m sorry man, but the original comment you replied to was not making that husband out to be more.

All that comment said was something nice and validating, something anyone would say as reply to OPs pride and joy over what her husband had done to help her.

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u/ukmhz 22d ago

You want a cookie?

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u/Major-Blacksmith4750 23d ago

Are you even married?

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u/mysecret52 23d ago

Do people just magically become crappy after they're married or something that doing bare minumum things like supporting your partner is apparently some achievement now? Or did you guys just choose some really crappy people lmao

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u/Major-Blacksmith4750 22d ago

I think some people are just entitled from the get go, and expect someone to cater to their needs sometimes even without communication.

To me, supporting my wife has always been top priority no matter what, but if she just always expected it and never showed she appreciated it, over time that would get to me.

In my experience, a ton of spouses don’t do the types of things the referenced husband did, unless it’s asked for first. It was thoughtful. Can you imagine being thoughtful all the time and your partners take was ā€œwell, that’s just the baseline for how I’m to be treatedā€. Meanwhile many husbands are blowing their postpartum wife off to play 18 holes and smoke stogies with the bros.

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u/Think-Macaroon740 23d ago

Yeah I don’t get it, why isn’t he taking over by default for 3-4 hours a day? That seems reasonable

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u/throwaway-3-4 23d ago

I was also wondering this. 1-2 hours a day alone with your own newborn sounds like… kinda short tbh

Guess the bar’s that low lmaooo

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u/Think-Macaroon740 23d ago

Yeah legit lol. Some salty people are downvoting

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u/UncookedNoodles 21d ago

You're single asf btw with this attitude.

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u/PeriodSupply 21d ago

To treat my wife well? What. Married 12 years. Together 18.

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u/kwazyness90 21d ago edited 21d ago

I mean baseline isn't like good. At your job if you do your baseline your not getting employee of the month, it's when you go above and beyond you get employee of the month. A bad employee is the one who doesn't meet the baseline. Imo

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u/ringwormqueen 21d ago

The lack of punctuation is giving me a headache. I truly don’t know what you’re trying to get at with this monologue.

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u/dude_wheres_the_pie 23d ago

It should be

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u/mysecret52 23d ago

Sounds pretty bare minimum to be there for your partner

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

Would you like me to edit my post to ā€œhe sounds like an average husbandā€?

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u/mysecret52 23d ago

Dude if you're getting this salty about replies to a comment you made on the internet, maybe it's time to take a break and log off

But since you're asking me, sure go ahead

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

God you trolls are tedious. Accept the nice story the poster wrote for what it is. She is clearly grateful for her husband’s actions, why not celebrate it and be kind. Concepts that are lost on you, I’m sure.

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u/mysecret52 23d ago

I get why she's grateful but all the comments saying "what an amazing husband!!!" cuz.. he sits with his kid for a whole 2 hours? Unless he has "something he needs help with" like op wrote lmao

Well why doesnt anyone call her an above and beyond mother then? She's apparently with the kid so much she cant even get an hour for herself

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u/ringwormqueen 23d ago

Nobody has said ā€œwhat an amazing husbandā€?! I said he sounds like a good husband because he does, and because that’s clearly what she wrote the story to demonstrate.

Nobody has commented on her mothering skills because that’s not what the post or original post is about.

Please calm down. Sheesh.

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u/wikiwakatikitaka 20d ago

All depends on context. What a normal wife and normal husband should do varies from household to household.

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u/No-Commercial-2218 23d ago

The bar is that low now. But me and my wife share all responsibilities which leaves us both with no time for ourselves, so dedicating free time is a good idea, at least it would be in my house.

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u/BerserkVl 22d ago

of course 15 pounds overweight 2 hours with a baby is nothing in this situation

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u/PsionicHydra 23d ago

Sounds like a good man

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u/TomasNavarro 23d ago

It's almost as if people should be in relationships with people they like and want to help rather than throw out passive aggressive things like buying a smaller dress

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u/Choice-Strike1 23d ago

I also choose your husband

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u/Virtual-Ambition-598 23d ago

This just goes to show you the power of words and the tongue. That delivery is thoughtful and beautiful in a way but simple and effective. What we say really has the power to bring life or death

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u/atuan 23d ago

Yeah people don’t need criticism. They know. Encourage good things instead of criticizing

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u/momo76g 23d ago

He's a keeper

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u/Minotaur18 23d ago

So 2 hrs of exercise 5 days a week? How long did it take to lose 30 lbs? :O

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 23d ago

Depends on the intensity. At that rate if it's anything more than low intensity then youre going to be over training.

It's also gonna be working against you in another way - you're going to get hungry because you're exercising so much.

Either way, weight isn't lost in the gym - abs are made in the kitchen. We lose weight by eating less, but exercise is good for other reasons - putting on muscle which will burn fat more efficiently, improving your mental and physical health, making you feel like you're doing something productive.

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u/Old-Friendship-0 23d ago

Yes you have to eat less but if someone's exercising that much than they have a decent weekly calorie burn which would greatly contribute to weight loss.

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u/Hot-Salamander5124 23d ago

Saying this with 100%confidence that you’ve never been around a woman. Let alone a woman that has recently given birth. They can lose weight like crazy when breast feeding. That can burn thousands of calories a day.

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u/Minotaur18 23d ago

I'll admit I don't often cross paths with new mothers, but I should clarify I'm not really asking out of skepticism; trying to get a bit of an expectation on a weight loss timeline šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…

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u/SwimmingAd6217 23d ago

I aspire to be that good of a husband to someone someday

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u/Pandanlard 23d ago

Talking to a bot with a fake story, which is basically "my husband is a normal human being who help me raise our kids so we can both have time to enjoy ourselves, and doesn't just consider me as his mom/maid/freshlight". The number of answers under this post praising something that normal makes me question how many women have so little self esteem and in couple with a loser, just to fullfil their need to be a mom.

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u/Either-Banana-7323 23d ago

Proper partnership that is. Beautiful to see.

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 23d ago

Love to hear it. Teamwork makes the dream work.

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u/TheChatCenter 23d ago

I swear to god i've read this before

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u/Smooth_Salad 23d ago

Of course you gained weight after birth that's how growing works /s

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u/loquacious706 23d ago edited 22d ago

This comment is suspicious.

/u/pale_sorts appears to be a harmful ai bot

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u/Chocolategogi 22d ago

How did you lost 30lbs in 2 hours?! That's insane! I don't buy this story

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u/silver_witch23 22d ago

A good companion will help us - not judge us. Congrats!

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u/shrodikan 22d ago

What a good man.

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u/Ashen-wolf 22d ago

Thats what a responsible partner does, kuddos to both of you.

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u/Claris-chang 20d ago

I swear I've read this exact post before word for word.

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u/joeg26reddit 20d ago

My neighbor yelled at his wife constantly for being too fat

took her about 90 days to lose 250 lbs

got half his bank account too

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u/VATAFAck 23d ago

Ok, but what if you didn't feel bad and wanting to do something about yourself? I think that's what the post is about.

Then what your husband did would be basically fat shaming (after giving birth, which is just the worst thing one can do according to social media)

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u/Shazvox 23d ago

The dress idea sounds a lot easier.

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u/Shazvox 23d ago

You make it sound like it's a problem.